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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀

@sarahkite.bsky.social
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moody sweetheart | pics & shitposting | pdx | baseball fan | trans rights | socialist | she/her | used to be funny | AI stans get blocked | mastodon: SarahKite@sarahkite@jorts.horse 🇵🇸🇨🇺

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Beth Levin @betheena.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
DANCER,1922. René Magritte. Oil on canvas
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 6h
now I can’t find the business card anywhere 😩
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 9h
Backrooms trying to remember some ladies that work at Nordstrom
Callista Gingrich and Barbera Thornhill
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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 8h
I hope they can suffer. I hope that every time I tell a useless fucking "ai agent" that I hope their data centre gets burned down, they think about killing themselves
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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 8h
great job by the capitalist class on convincing large swaths of incredibly stupid fuckin people to believe that a computer program has more humanity than a rape victim, immigrant, or trans person bravo
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Dr Lindsey Fitzharris @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social · 8h
I have five words for you... The Tulip Crash of 1637
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 8h
no living thing likes going to the doctor, on that we can universally agree
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 8h
1) called the doc’s office & asked what I do to dispute - they said go to the security office 2) couldn’t find the security office but found a security officer - they said go to the kiosk in Parking Structure 1 3) finally found that - they gave me a business card w/an EMAIL to dispute it oh goody 😐
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 8h
I *love* getting my parking ticket validated at my doctor’s office, and the parking exit machine not RECOGNIZING it’s been validated (even tho it says VALIDATED w/a time stamp), swallowing the ticket so I can’t prove that to a higher authority, and making me pay $10 to exit (on top of the $50 copay)
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 12h
I mean, it’s not THE death we all want, but I’ll allow it as the October Surprise
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 12h
I’d also accept Oops! McConnell is a reanimated corpse!
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Immigrant Boo👻 @porcupunk.eurosky.social · 12h
It starts in high school!
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 12h
We can’t have universities expelling kids for protesting genocide and then look the other way while their students sexually assault people.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 13h
all of us just watched these university admins wield enormous power against palestinian student orgs, including unaffiliated ones, so these excuses land flatter than ever
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 12h
Just learned all about October Cannon Events and this is either 100% the stupidest timeline ever, or eerily accurate please let IT happen in the next couple weeks
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 13h
Oh I know this one: “Quote post with a movie that came out the year you graduated high school”
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I have one too — how did I agree to something so early in the morning?
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"We have guns too" isn't a bad campaign slogan to run against MAGA, gotta be honest
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“We have guns too,” was said with all the gusto of a Scotsman slamming an empty ale tankard down on a public house table
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doc spookman @docshartman.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
oh thank god. there’s one left
A paper posted to a telephone pole that reads “free advice for desperate losers”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The immutable, unnamed American law of The Dumbest Thing That Can Happen Will Happen dictates that the Democrats will win the House handily, as projected, and take the Senate 51-49, making John Fetterman the most powerful flesh husk in America for the next 24 months.
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Tried to deposit this online just now, but it was declined bc “couldn’t read the numbers”. I’ve deposited remotely many times successfully, never had this problem. Maybe this isn’t a “real” check Donnie sent. It came with an icky cover letter 🤢🤮 Now I have to deposit my own tax dollars in person
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 14/10/2026
well you see, Billy, when individuals steal from corporations it's "bad" and "a crime" but when corporations steal from people that's "creating shareholder value" and "good"
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Always wet! No Survivors!
Ocean friend always wet no survivors little swamp monster toy
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David Lynch's Worlds @davidlynchsworlds.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Waiting for the mid-terms.
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“We have guns too,” was said with all the gusto of a Scotsman slamming an empty ale tankard down on a public house table
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effluvium @warhorsey.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
drunk, but correct. and that’s the best kind of correct.
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Gaijin "Jiangshi" Rando @gaijinrando.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Wednesday mood
Black and white photo of a film crew conferring while Rodan flies away with Godzilla in his clutches in the background.
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Also of course there’s The Americans for your ULTIMATE Matthew Rhys fix
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s streaming on PBS & BritBox. Speaking of BritBox, the VERY BEST of these Pride and Prejudice spinoff book adaptations is The Other Bennett Sister. Cannot recommend highly enough
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Another Matthew Rhys recommendation: Death Comes To Pemberly, a Masterpiece Mystery series from 2013 based on the P.D. James novelization based on the Jane Austen Pride and Prejudice characters. Rhys place Mr Darcy! It’s really good so far!
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Heading back to Portland. Fingers crossed no one takes the seat next to me
selfie of me with glasses & black mask on an airplane
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 13/10/2026
That $366 million Elon is spending to try and convince voters that Congress should stay Republican? It's more money than McCain's 2008 campaign spent. But it's also, relative to Musk's net worth, the same as a household at the median income spending $32.
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The 2026 question: Which is more powerful, money or people?
Elon Musk has spent $366 million this election cycle. Philip Bump examines what that kind of money can buy in American politics.
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Every movie, song, and book that you love was made without the technology that people who don’t make art are now insisting is necessary for making art.
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If you go to San Luis Obispo County, you may experience Fleetwood Mac overdose, bc they play it in all the public spaces And I realize that this is fine for some ppl, no hate, but TRULY, there has been other music recorded in the intervening decades, but SLO in general seems to ignore this fact
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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA
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Brandi Buchman @brandibuchman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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More Than 500 U.S. Citizens Have Been Detained, Including Handcuffed or Held at Gunpoint, in Trump’s Immigration Crackdown — ProPublica
The government doesn’t track how often immigration officers detain U.S. citizens. So ProPublica did. We’ve found more than 500 Americans who were held against their will during this Trump administrati...
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Just saw a video from standup comic Mohanad Elshieky, and he said Cybertrucks are for men whose children don’t speak to them. Nailed it
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
apparently many people on various social media platforms are up in arms about it
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think on Indigenous Peoples’ Day, any Native American should be allowed to do whatever violence they want to Liberty Biberty, because it’s the most hideous symbol of US Imperialism and Capitalism anthropomorphized into one entity
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I literally have no time for the “I’m 18 & bi-curious into threesomes” etc etc bots with no real pfp that follow me every damned day on here it’s just a block-on-sight situation and it makes me weary to have to do even that much work
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log̷o, reanimated dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Christopher Columbus is dead and burning in hell 🤠
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Spooky Hair Forever @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
For the duration of my lifetime liberals have done nothing but get sheep dogged by Republicans into adopting conservative politics. You think that at some point there would be some sort of introspection and reckoning with this fact, but instead they’re leaning in to their own fascist tendencies
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Spooky Hair Forever @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
The story of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was the biggest musician  ever. Here is why:

Musicians today: “ I will have no taste, and make emo crap! I am a little baby, and I am trash, and I suck! One Coffee Frappuccino Please. Here is a poem I wrote about Politics.”

Mozart: “I am not going to be like that.”

Now you can begin to see Mozart’s power.

On top of that, Mozart could make music out of anything. He once made  a master piece just by squeezing a chicken. He did symphonies just by squeaking his shoes on the floor. He could drive Demons out of wicked man just by whistling sweetly with his big lips.

Further more, Mozart did all of this without a computer. People today cannot even tie their shoes without a computer , and that is why everything is such a dump.

If you come to someone’s house, and they do not own at least 3 of Mozart’s albums, you are legally allowed to commit any crime you want.
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Girlhood
My art from 2020, a female werewolf eating meat
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
so called free thinkers when mommy takes the warm soft sheets out of the dryer
orange cat asleep under a navy blue pillowcase
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
no coming back from this without punishing the entire chain of command from the officers carrying out this shit to the people at the top giving the orders
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think on Indigenous Peoples’ Day, any Native American should be allowed to do whatever violence they want to Liberty Biberty, because it’s the most hideous symbol of US Imperialism and Capitalism anthropomorphized into one entity
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
kindly look at the alt text
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