sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I engage w media based on jane austen novels like my parents at a restaurant where they’re unfamiliar w the cuisine. “you have to tell me what to order here.” things like that. 100
sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 03/10/2026dude I am so sick of makeup that is also skincare 000
Reposted by sarah(a_lalala)Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 30/09/2026So much of the lens on culture has been turned into a numbers game, where everything is about chart placements and streaming numbers and data. Its a horse race to who gets to do data best, and all of these dorks forget that people just want a song that will make them cry at the grocery store. 150870
sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 27/09/2026well that was exhausting and annoying LOL go bills 000
Reposted by sarah(a_lalala)victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 27/09/2026they’re calling it the most normal 59 yard touchdown drive in league 3313
Reposted by sarah(a_lalala)victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 27/09/2026bills 416010
sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 27/09/2026designed by the agency that did all the ads at the D awards in the season 1 finale of detroiters 010
sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026shotgunning a beer in line to get into a taylor swift concert in 2028 so I can post a pic and caption it “fully loaded for Cleveland!” and get one like 000
sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026bartender guessing as to why his girlfriend is not sophisticated enough to enjoy shakespeare: “she’s from new jersey” 010
Reposted by sarah(a_lalala)JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit 3460351484
Reposted by sarah(a_lalala)David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The baseline level of Dumb Guy Pretending To Be Even Dumber in our culture is incredibly high at the moment, but this is an all-time performance in that category. Hall of Fame work in any era. 1081631255
sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 18/09/2026so I think my mental health will be just fine if the bills can win a football game every four days for the rest of my life 010
Reposted by sarah(a_lalala)LeeAnn Wombat @jonnyauping.bsky.social · 18/09/2026pegula said the coaching staff wanted to draft keon and joe brady said “yeah it was me bitch” 1695
Reposted by sarah(a_lalala)dontpushthat.bsky.social @dontpushthat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Check the replay assist, bro. Those footsteps r when I was carrying u 1133
Reposted by sarah(a_lalala)katherine fitzgerald @kfitz134.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"Ruling on the field is that the runner fell on his own and got up." Something we can all learn from 🙏 1434
Reposted by sarah(a_lalala)Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the wet bandits trying to rob a house 153094449
Reposted by sarah(a_lalala)playoff seltzer @seltzermom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i love you josh allen 0413
Reposted by sarah(a_lalala)katherine fitzgerald @kfitz134.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the first touchdown of the new stadium goes tooooooooo JOSH ALLEN 2687
Reposted by sarah(a_lalala)rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026'oh so you want china to beat us' bro what the hell do i care leave me to the humble life i am trying to build for myself 251874146
Reposted by sarah(a_lalala)Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 16/09/2026wow it appears him saying there are only two sexes did not stop republicans from using transphobia to harass him. who could have seen this coming. who could have known 14958144
sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 14/09/2026frankly she should run as fast as she can to the middle of nowhere 1252
Reposted by sarah(a_lalala)victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 14/09/2026RISE AND GRIND SLUTS 1866
Reposted by sarah(a_lalala)the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026also when there's a boycott on we really don't have to do the whole "I didn't like their stuff anyway" thing. that is Facebook thread behavior. just be in solidarity with the union it's so easy! 9801124
Reposted by sarah(a_lalala)victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 13/09/2026DJ MOORE HELLO 0661
sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 11/09/2026had a stroke of genius but Come on Phone by Jean Shepherd isn't on spotify so now idk what my crowning achievement is going to be 100
sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 10/09/2026if I do not have a beer something bad will happen 000
Reposted by sarah(a_lalala)Louis Peitzman @louispeitzman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I think less of anyone who believes this or finds it funny btw. 031758
sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 08/09/2026listen I get it I get it I get it I promise I am on board I understand the reasons the reasons make sense but I do not think I will ever get used to making an appointment for the first time at a new hair salon feeling like I am applying for a job 100
Reposted by sarah(a_lalala)rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 08/09/2026in general i am ideologically opposed to prequels spinoffs and other such cash grabbing goofabouts. however i would watch every episode of a 30 rock spinoff about dennis duffy 172556
Reposted by sarah(a_lalala)Meri @meri.garden · 06/09/2026one of my least favourite leftist trends is people deciding on some moral stance as an individual and then telling people if they disagree they are ‘crossing a picket line’ there’s something so neoliberal about conflating an organised workplace with ~online vibes~ 1151041
Reposted by sarah(a_lalala)alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026the jerk store called, but it was just to say "i love you" 1333571
Reposted by sarah(a_lalala)I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 03/09/2026I don’t know why people think this is a funny or lighthearted thing. 42587
Reposted by sarah(a_lalala)I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 03/09/2026I get on the metro and there’s federal police parked and posted outside the station, I get off the metro and there’s 15 FBI agents standing around. 1747071
