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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Sarah
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can't relate to people who say they work well under pressure bc I don't work well under any conditions
1:38 PM • Dec 14, 2016
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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🫩🥱 victory tuesday
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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
go bills! I’m so tired
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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I want to go to bed
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 13/10/2026
i! FUCKING! LOVE FLAGS!!!!!
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Anytime someone asks me how I’m doing I mutter the only way out is through
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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the punishment fit the crime: the mess of purple crayon stayed up in my room till I was 10
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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
my dad moved into my childhood home before my mom & I and he surprised her by painting all the unfinished walls white so they could take their time personalizing the house. I (one yr old) immediately colored on what would be my bedroom walls before the paint cured and it could not be washed off
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
BARTENDER: what are you drawing on your coaster JONI MITCHELL:
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 04/10/2026
me when the bills lose
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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hey uh what the hell is going on
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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
listen life is analogies I can’t connect all the dots for you
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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I engage w media based on jane austen novels like my parents at a restaurant where they’re unfamiliar w the cuisine. “you have to tell me what to order here.” things like that.
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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
dude I am so sick of makeup that is also skincare
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 30/09/2026
So much of the lens on culture has been turned into a numbers game, where everything is about chart placements and streaming numbers and data. Its a horse race to who gets to do data best, and all of these dorks forget that people just want a song that will make them cry at the grocery store.
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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
well that was exhausting and annoying LOL go bills
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 27/09/2026
they’re calling it the most normal 59 yard touchdown drive in league
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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
cook is good
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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is not good
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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FUCK
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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fuck!!
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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
me (swift fan and bills fan) debriefing w a swift friend the other day
sort of feel about taylor swift the way I feel about the bills; the good stuff is so good but the bad stuff....good god how many times to we have to talk about this guys I am sick of these mistakes year after year
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 27/09/2026
bills
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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
designed by the agency that did all the ads at the D awards in the season 1 finale of detroiters
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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
shotgunning a beer in line to get into a taylor swift concert in 2028 so I can post a pic and caption it “fully loaded for Cleveland!” and get one like
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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
bartender guessing as to why his girlfriend is not sophisticated enough to enjoy shakespeare: “she’s from new jersey”
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The baseline level of Dumb Guy Pretending To Be Even Dumber in our culture is incredibly high at the moment, but this is an all-time performance in that category. Hall of Fame work in any era.
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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
so I think my mental health will be just fine if the bills can win a football game every four days for the rest of my life
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LeeAnn Wombat @jonnyauping.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
pegula said the coaching staff wanted to draft keon and joe brady said “yeah it was me bitch”
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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
what a fun game :)
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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh go bills
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dontpushthat.bsky.social @dontpushthat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Check the replay assist, bro. Those footsteps r when I was carrying u
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katherine fitzgerald @kfitz134.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Ruling on the field is that the runner fell on his own and got up." Something we can all learn from 🙏
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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
fuuuuuuuck
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playoff seltzer @seltzermom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i love you josh allen
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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
go bills
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katherine fitzgerald @kfitz134.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the first touchdown of the new stadium goes tooooooooo JOSH ALLEN
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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
why is it a race!!!!!!!! and why am I a market analyst!!!!!!!! :(
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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
feels kind of connected to me to how so many conversations that would otherwise be pop culture criticism/discussion are instead “wow she must be worried that her album only peaked at no. 4” “his team totally botched the rollout” dude do you like the song/movie?
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
'oh so you want china to beat us' bro what the hell do i care leave me to the humble life i am trying to build for myself
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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 16/09/2026
wow it appears him saying there are only two sexes did not stop republicans from using transphobia to harass him. who could have seen this coming. who could have known
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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
frankly she should run as fast as she can to the middle of nowhere
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 14/09/2026
RISE AND GRIND SLUTS
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
NFL’s New Overtime Rules

- First possession per team
- Which comes first: score or possession
- If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions
- If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce

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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
good god that was stressful. go bills
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sarah(a_lalala) @sarahala.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
christ
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
also when there's a boycott on we really don't have to do the whole "I didn't like their stuff anyway" thing. that is Facebook thread behavior. just be in solidarity with the union it's so easy!
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 13/09/2026
DJ MOORE HELLO
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