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Ess Eff @sarahmides.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

"Am I right or am I right about the Grand Canyon being GOATed?" - Gen Z tourist

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🍷🤫The Sangria Whisperer 🤫🍷 @sangriawhisperer.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Hey @ityslmemes.com did you catch the NYT Strands for today? Very easy one, if you are familiar with The Colgate Hour .

Today's NYT Strands game today was called Kings of Swing and Bebop.

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🍷🤫The Sangria Whisperer 🤫🍷 @sangriawhisperer.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

I may or may not be going to see two different showings of Francis Ford Coppola's traveling roadshow screenings of Megalopolis, with FFC in attendance for Q&A. Im gonna get to the bottom of this folks.

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

forget something awful. real posters came up in the fark dot com comments section

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/04/2025

one more reason i'm not that worried about AI replacing jobs super broadly is that it an LLM doesn't know how to ignore directions from a boss that are actively detrimental to a business

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🍷🤫The Sangria Whisperer 🤫🍷 @sangriawhisperer.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Watching Conclave in honor of the Holy Father's passing, Sarah- "have I seen this before?" "Nah you saw the Dan Brown\Tom Hanks movie Angels & Demons, unfortunately." "Yeah, I guess I did think Ewan McGregor was in this." @sarahmides.bsky.social #shitmywifesays

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

this is the future i was born for. every dodgy Vegas buffet, every hot to the touch hamburger left out by a window while drunk and consumed while hungover. cometh the times, cometh the man.

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

nyc braces for the annual "Bermathon" where college kids all dress up like Nush Berman, dustin hoffmans character from megalopolis, and go from bar to bar drinking and shouting

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 13/03/2025

trying a new, positive outlook. going to wake up every morning thinking to myself: maybe It Will Happen today

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

My name is Zohran Kwame Mamdani and I approve this message.

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🍷🤫The Sangria Whisperer 🤫🍷 @sangriawhisperer.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

I know the difference between cioccolato and shit, Valentine. Your taste? VEEERY different. Trust me, I know.

Cartoon version of Lady Gaga from House of Gucci asking "Will You Be My Father Son and House of Valentine?"

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

One last day...

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 11/02/2025

Lesser Evilism results in a government made up of people that won’t do anything to stop the evil

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

I would say 911 dispatchers provide a valuable service but it would be ok to criticize them if you called them and instead of sending an ambulance they said "Someone should do something about this!" and hung up

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🍷🤫The Sangria Whisperer 🤫🍷 @sangriawhisperer.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

ADVERTISE YOUR ACCOUNT WITH JUST ONE IMAGE SIMPSONS ONLY!

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Women go nuts for a man who has what I call "toyota corolla values" (cheap, efficient, reliable). It also helps if he has a toyota corolla

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🍷🤫The Sangria Whisperer 🤫🍷 @sangriawhisperer.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

cesar catalina building the most remarkable gravity bong out of a two liter bottle and a beam of light. oh that man! oh his ideas!

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

taking crying childs sonic stuffed toy away from them and giving back a limited edition Nush Berman “The Fixer” action figure with concrete beam and hat

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/12/2024

hold on let me get this straight. YOU….are gonna slam ME? in the back of MY OWN dragula???

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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 08/12/2024

My big project: The Death Generator. It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything. deathgenerator.com

The Mario 64 intro scene with a letter from Princess Peach, reading:
Dear Mario. Please come to the castle. I'm down bad. Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool (Peach)

CATS from the video game Zero Wing (the All Your Base Are Belong To Us game), saying: "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is Futile"

Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, saying to Richter "Get out of my house"

The transportation advisor from SimCity 2000, saying "YOU CAN'T STAY ON TWITTER! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

It’s scientifically impossible to remember how the Moonraker theme song goes and not just sing “Moonraker” to the tune of Goldfinger

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🍷🤫The Sangria Whisperer 🤫🍷 @sangriawhisperer.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

All of my holiday shopping... done. If anyone is looking for a gift for me, give the gift that keeps on giving. Give the gift of... Megalon.

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

when i was little i had batman pajamas with a little velcro cape that attached to the shoulders. as an adult i would like to have cesar catalina from megalopolis themed pajamas with a little velcro cape that attaches to the shoulders

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🍷🤫The Sangria Whisperer 🤫🍷 @sangriawhisperer.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.

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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

People are like "there are no right wingers on blue sky" and i don't get it there are plenty of liberals on here

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🍷🤫The Sangria Whisperer 🤫🍷 @sangriawhisperer.bsky.social · 25/09/2024

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #142,087!

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #142,087, 🍷🤫The Sangria Whisperer 🤫🍷 ‪@sangriawhisperer.bsky.social‬, joined on Jun 21, 2023"

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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 04/07/2024

Fireworks suck.

Norman Rockwell man standing and speaking out

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 17/04/2024

frankenstein wishes; and dracula dreams

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🍷🤫The Sangria Whisperer 🤫🍷 @sangriawhisperer.bsky.social · 11/04/2024

Eh? Eh? Eh? Oh. Oh. Ah. Ah! Ah! AhhhhAhhhahhh! Aaaaaaahhhhaaaaahhaaaaah!

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abenged sevenfolds five @vmp.bsky.social · 03/03/2024

road trip down to the alabama forest / to give my love to a lady brontosaurus

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 03/03/2024

Anthony Kiedis singing voice: oh girl you know it’s true / there’s nothing for you that i wouldn’t do Anthony Kiedis rapping voice: all around the world / i have sex / gonna get freaky with a big t-rex

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🍷🤫The Sangria Whisperer 🤫🍷 @sangriawhisperer.bsky.social · 04/03/2024

Going to a ventriloquist comedy show, will keep you posted

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🍷🤫The Sangria Whisperer 🤫🍷 @sangriawhisperer.bsky.social · 05/02/2024

Inspired by an actual scene in the movie Moonfall, 2022. God bless you Roland Emmerich.

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 31/01/2024

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to go on the computer

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