Reposted by Sandwich JonesI Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You ever hear about how Dianetics has remained a bestseller for 75 years? Yeah. 181300406
Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"Kain...is deified...but he did not have that shit on like me" 000
Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Fucking hate this guy. Post in the giant bomb Reddit again you dumb bitch. Palmer suckey 011
Reposted by Sandwich Jonesdavid. @david.uncensored.zip · 01/10/2026They come in regular envelopes so they cant be easily id and stolen. 219035
Reposted by Sandwich JonesFox Harper @foxharper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026And an obvious third thing is how often "this breaks my immersion" is sidelong code for "this makes my ideological and cultural biases visible to me, which is uncomfortable because those biases are clearly regressive, so this content shouldn't exist" 1261
Reposted by Sandwich JonesSean Seanson @seanseanson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026cha cha slide ass controls 171482421
Reposted by Sandwich Jonesdan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63112872556
Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“If you don’t use ai you’ll be left in the dust! It’s the future!!” Ok. Fine with me. I’m better with dust in my nose than blood on my hands 000
Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Lmao I really did buy a banana and a copy of fire emblem and only paid 61 bucks. I can’t believe that worked 010
Reposted by Sandwich JonesStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026Share if you agree 189103553310
Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Paula Cole wrote a song about this in the 90s 010
Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This was at the checkout at the ShopRite I get bagels at. Thank you @papapishu.bsky.social I hate it 110
Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Phalanx mentioned in the first two hours of the wolverine game hell yes 010
Reposted by Sandwich JonesVoid-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger) @voidburger.com · 15/09/2026is dog autism when they chase trains instead of cars 812217
Reposted by Sandwich Jones🎸🎙️✍️Annie Mok 🔎4 work❤️🔥🐰 @heyanniemok.bsky.social · 15/09/2026static.klipy.comBatman: Red Hood Unmasks to Reveal RobinALT: Batman: Red Hood Unmasks to Reveal Robin 2289
Reposted by Sandwich JonesVerezi @verezi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026METROID PLAY ORDER FOR THOSE WANTING TO PREPARE FOR RAVENOUS Skip Metroid 1 Skip Metroid 2 Skip Super Metroid Skip Fusion Skip Metroid Primes (all of them) Skip Zero Mission Skip Other M Play the Metroid minigame in Nintendo Land Skip Dread 411585421
Reposted by Sandwich Jonesalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026theyre hiding mitch mcconnell in one of those christian homes for wayward teens because he is pregnant out of wedlock 1023344
Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the timer shaped like a tomato is officially called "The Chrono-Veggie" 000
Reposted by Sandwich JonesJon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026HOT TAKE: Prometheus stealing fire 12213
Reposted by Sandwich JonesJessica Cogswell 🌸 @jessicogs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026me when Samus says “it’s eat or be eaten” 1557851260
Reposted by Sandwich JonesAsh Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 09/09/2026MP4 = The Feminine Mystic Mother Goddess Gaia Protector of All Things Metroid Ravenous = Men are from Mars Women Are From Planet Gonna tear your fucking head off and shit down your neck hole while i eat your brains 1577
Reposted by Sandwich JonesLAKESPIRIT @lakespirit.love · 08/09/2026great mic drop final sentence from tajiri here 512542
Reposted by Sandwich JonesMike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Thinking about this exchange today 34181004487
Reposted by Sandwich JonesJon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists 2261741062
Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 04/09/2026its me. the ARMS fan. i hope they make a new ARMS. that first game is very fun. 010
Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 02/09/2026AI sucks i hate it. and now i have a new personal petty reason why i hate it even more. i used to be able to speed run the phone menu of CVS. my mom takes a lot of meds and snags always happen. now the fucking AI menu has changed and what used to be simple takes forever and helps no one. GOD DAMN IT 000
Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 02/09/2026wake that fuckin green day dude up early. fuck him, fuckass sleeping all month. we got shit to do, pick up a brick mother fucker and help us 000
Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Endacopia was a good time. A game right up my alley. Only critique I have is I wanted it to get a bit meaner. But i suppose that’s on me. Great time at da computer overall 000
Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 31/08/2026They should call the next one mega man 13 for good luck 000