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Sandwich Jones

@sandwichjones.bsky.social
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Company enjoys me. He/They

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Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 17h
Uhh, was no one gonna tell me?
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I Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You ever hear about how Dianetics has remained a bestseller for 75 years? Yeah.
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Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
GET IT! DLC soon!
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Hey oh! I’m worthy over here!!!”
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Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Kain...is deified...but he did not have that shit on like me"
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Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fucking hate this guy. Post in the giant bomb Reddit again you dumb bitch. Palmer suckey
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Mareep 2: Electric Blue Wooloo @m2ebw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A parakeet on a skateboard with “Perfect Bird Time” in the Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave font
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david. @david.uncensored.zip · 01/10/2026
They come in regular envelopes so they cant be easily id and stolen.
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 30/09/2026
explains why nobody is buying one
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Fox Harper @foxharper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And an obvious third thing is how often "this breaks my immersion" is sidelong code for "this makes my ideological and cultural biases visible to me, which is uncomfortable because those biases are clearly regressive, so this content shouldn't exist"
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Sean Seanson @seanseanson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cha cha slide ass controls
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Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s true
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026
[image of saw gerrera]

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
oh HELL YEAH
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Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“If you don’t use ai you’ll be left in the dust! It’s the future!!” Ok. Fine with me. I’m better with dust in my nose than blood on my hands
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Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lmao I really did buy a banana and a copy of fire emblem and only paid 61 bucks. I can’t believe that worked
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Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my plex don't have ads
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Paula Cole wrote a song about this in the 90s
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Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This was at the checkout at the ShopRite I get bagels at. Thank you @papapishu.bsky.social I hate it
A tube of “breath rox” they basically just taste like menthol pop rocks
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Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Phalanx mentioned in the first two hours of the wolverine game hell yes
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Void-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger) @voidburger.com · 15/09/2026
is dog autism when they chase trains instead of cars
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🎸🎙️✍️Annie Mok 🔎4 work❤️‍🔥🐰 @heyanniemok.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Batman: Red Hood Unmasks to Reveal Robin
ALT: Batman: Red Hood Unmasks to Reveal Robin
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Verezi @verezi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
METROID PLAY ORDER FOR THOSE WANTING TO PREPARE FOR RAVENOUS Skip Metroid 1 Skip Metroid 2 Skip Super Metroid Skip Fusion Skip Metroid Primes (all of them) Skip Zero Mission Skip Other M Play the Metroid minigame in Nintendo Land Skip Dread
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
theyre hiding mitch mcconnell in one of those christian homes for wayward teens because he is pregnant out of wedlock
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Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
(offspring voice) ♫NO NO NO NO♫
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Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the timer shaped like a tomato is officially called "The Chrono-Veggie"
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Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Rokos Modern Basilisk
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BOO-ny gesserit @bennygesserit.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
gumby will never forgor
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Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THEM BONES GONNA RISE AGAAAAAAAAAAINNNNNN
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
HOT TAKE: Prometheus stealing fire
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Big Metallic D @bigmetallicd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ravenous Samus quoting the post below
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Jessica Cogswell 🌸 @jessicogs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
me when Samus says “it’s eat or be eaten”
Joy Con tutorial image that had “use the strap” written under it
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
MP4 = The Feminine Mystic Mother Goddess Gaia Protector of All Things Metroid Ravenous = Men are from Mars Women Are From Planet Gonna tear your fucking head off and shit down your neck hole while i eat your brains
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LAKESPIRIT @lakespirit.love · 08/09/2026
great mic drop final sentence from tajiri here
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Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Goosebumps book cover
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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ghoulnoise @ghoulnoise.com · 08/09/2026
"Alright"
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists
Contents

Introduction - vii

Foreword to the Revised and Expanded Edition - xi

Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien - 1

Notes - 607

Index - 637
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Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
its me. the ARMS fan. i hope they make a new ARMS. that first game is very fun.
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yukari from Persona 3 announcing "Here's our chance for an All-Out Attack!"
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Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Afternoon reminders to myself
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Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
AI sucks i hate it. and now i have a new personal petty reason why i hate it even more. i used to be able to speed run the phone menu of CVS. my mom takes a lot of meds and snags always happen. now the fucking AI menu has changed and what used to be simple takes forever and helps no one. GOD DAMN IT
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Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
wake that fuckin green day dude up early. fuck him, fuckass sleeping all month. we got shit to do, pick up a brick mother fucker and help us
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Endacopia was a good time. A game right up my alley. Only critique I have is I wanted it to get a bit meaner. But i suppose that’s on me. Great time at da computer overall
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Sandwich Jones @sandwichjones.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
They should call the next one mega man 13 for good luck
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