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The Samuelation

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Here to find some community to make it through the stupidest timeline

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Mel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 4h
You can pry my em dash out of my cold, dead hands
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it only tuesday
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
I think it is very important that Big Balls, personally, goes to jail there are a lot of young goons who think they are invincible and it is important to make it clear that they are not
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Ennui-tery @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
EMOTIONAL TERRORISM
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Folks, we're terribly sorry to announce that there was a LinkedIn spill that broke containment and leeched into Bluesky. While the spill is being handled, we ask that you refrain from discussions about synergy, hustle, paradigm shifts, and praise for grind culture. Thank you for your cooperation.
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The Samuelation @samuelation.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Unfortunately the "what the actual fuck" they are doing appears to be intentionally building the authoritarian surveillance state.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Raskin made a holy shit observation on MS Now this afternoon: Since taking office, Trump has made a million dollars per hour for himself. Every hour, he has made more than twice the president’s annual salary.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Epic Handshake meme: Trump and the Acting Army Secretary shaking on “NEED BALLROOM”
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Incredible. First Secretary Mullin claimed that DHS had identified 15,903 noncitizens on Nevada’s voter roll. Then DHS officials told a skeptical Nevada, no no no, that’s just people we flagged. Here are the names of 185 people we KNOW aren’t citizens. All 185 were citizens. DHS got 100% wrong.
When the Department of Homeland Security sent Nevada a list of 185 names last month that it claimed identified noncitizens who had been improperly allowed to register to vote, state election officials got to work.
On Tuesday, the state sent a strongly worded rebuke to the federal government: Every single person on the list was a lawful citizen.
"As for the 185 individuals, our records indicate that they were citizens," Greg D. Ott, a deputy attorney general in Nevada, wrote, according to a copy of a letter sent to Department of Homeland Security officials obtained through open records requests.
"You have provided nothing of substance to suggest otherwise."Following the meeting, Ms. Vogt sent a clarifying email to Nevada officials. "I also wanted to be sure I clarified that we did not reduce the 15,903 to 185," she wrote. "We've manually reviewed some of the 15,903 and confirmed 185 are not U.S. Citizens."
Now, Nevada officials are saying even that 185 number is wrong. They also took issue with a letter D.H.S. sent them in early September, in which the agency reiterated its initial claims about nearly 16,000 noncitizens on the rolls and pressured state officials to review each case in a letter to Nevada officials in early September.
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The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"That's what it's all about, doors and sardines. Getting on, getting off. Getting the sardines on, getting the sardines off. That's farce. That's--that's the theater. That's life."
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lots of so called MAGA adherents now think Trump sucks but that does not mean that they see their interests as aligned with the groups they consider to be subservient to them.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just because people come to the same conclusion about something, it doesn't mean that our interests are the same and it's dangerous to assume they are.
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
nathan fielder: you're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on a gray checked background looking totally full of shit:
why would I decieve you?
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If that's her attitude I'll happily vote for someone else in the primaries
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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seriously, what the hell could they have been thinking?
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
as I‘ve gotten older I’ve become more of a civil libertarian. I don’t need some complicated explanation of how someone’s oppressed. just people should be able to do what they want unless it causes big negative externalities
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
vote for me and my platform of chilly rainy days being only for cozy reading and napping
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Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 23/09/2026
Because it won't make the billionaire energy company owners enough money. They're turning down modest profits because it's actually more profitable to them in the long run to let demand grow to outstrip supply.
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The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HOLY FORKING MEGAYIKES
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Brian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The emperor has no clothes/plan
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The Samuelation @samuelation.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Man complains about a rebranding for global warming (getting the reasons wrong, of course) while simultaneously actively trying to rebrand everything.
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Troy Jackson responds: “This is corruption of the highest order. Susan Collins delivered millions in taxpayer dollars for a corrupt donor bankrolling her campaign, & then Donald Trump helped her cover it up. No wonder she voted with him 96% of the time & has rubberstamped his agenda to hurt Maine.”
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this looks like bilbo seeing the ring again lol
a gold plated painting? i guess proudly exhibited in the kennedy center of elon musk? i guess next to an illegible quote also gold plated probably about pedos or white supremacy 
image from don moynihans great story on the kennedy center
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There is no defeating fascism without a broad, anti-corruption crusade
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The Samuelation @samuelation.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So, share those names? Focusing this only on Collins, who is in a must-win race for her seat for the GOP, is going to feed the right-wing media frenzy even further when the names inevitably come out - and waiting just lets them control that narrative. Plus, anyone who was in on this sucks!
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 21/09/2026
If European countries & other signatories to the International Criminal Court have any self-respect, they'd sanction Rubio & Trump for obstructing investigations of Netanyahu's war crimes.
wsj.com
Exclusive | Trump Ramps Up Bid to Dismantle International Criminal Court
The U.S. administration is preparing sweeping sanctions that would cut the court off from much of the global financial system.
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That's not roughing or running into the punter?
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/09/2026
I'm of two minds about this information
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
he says the war will be over within 6 months
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
running a bit late bc I always overcommit myself but otw to the Kennedy Center protest
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't think Drew Petzing called that bad of a game last night
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The Samuelation @samuelation.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh no. Oh nooooooo.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 17/09/2026
Summer xkcd.com/3299/
4-panel comic. (1) [Person swings from tree over water.] (2) [In the middle of the swing, the tree’s leaves have turned brown.] (3) [When the person lets go, the tree is bare of leaves and everywhere is covered in ice or snow.] (4) [The person landed on the ice looks behind at Person 2 with shoulder-length hair standing on the snow.] PERSON 2: Summer over already, huh? PERSON 1: It seemed extra quick this year.
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The Samuelation @samuelation.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hahhahah holy shit
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The Samuelation @samuelation.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Evil bastards
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is insane. DOJ officials who by law are required to exercise independent judgment appear to have been ordered to overturn torture protections granted to a political opponent of a Trump ally, with a deportation flight fueled up and ready for their preordained decision made in less than 24 hours.
nytimes.com
U.S. Fast-Tracked Deportation of Ecuadorean Politician Despite Torture Fears
The removal of José Serrano, a critic of President Daniel Noboa who has been accused of criminal activity, underscores how the Trump administration has asserted control over U.S. immigration courts.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The “lol wut” pear, a meme from the old days which shows my age.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
New from 404 Media: humans are reading ChatGPT conversations. OpenAI has hired an army of contractors who read real ChatGPT users' chats. I've seen internal docs, the review system, and real user prompts. Sometimes they contain very personal and sensitive information www.404media.co/inside-proje...
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Inside ‘Project Lily’: The Humans Reading Your ChatGPT Chats
Humans are reading ChatGPT users’ prompts to improve OpenAI’s models, and those chats can include sensitive, personal information, according to leaked internal documents and real prompts seen by 404 M...
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Combined age of that Z’adarius Smith sack of Rodgers is 99 years old
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Jason Mendoza Says Go Jags, Obviously
Alt: Jason Mendoza Says Go Jags, Obviously
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/09/2026
Trump: "And then I said. 'I don't really like the way Ken talks.' And then I said something that they really hated. 'Please, sir, don't say it, sir.' So I'm not going to say it, but I'll tell you what I was thinking about. I don't really like the way he looks."
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Welp.
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The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"State court gets into standoff with federal court" has been on my Trump II bingo card since the election. "It happens in Missouri" was not.
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It is hard to come up with two people I would like to hear from less.
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dancing very very VERY close to saying “OpenAI stole our almost-complete proof of Navier-Stokes from internal access to our ChatGPT sessions because they were desperate to scoop Anthropic” which is absolutely 100% a believable thing OpenAI would do right now cims.nyu.edu/~tristanb/st...
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Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Unprecedented corruption www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
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The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just went to buy @gilduran.com's "The Nerd Reich" on Google Books, and discovered that the enshittification is so thorough that it's not safe to do so - I was very close to buying one that's actually AI slop with an identical title and author name. This is utterly insane.
A screenshot of deceptively marketed books on Google books.
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