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SammyToesis is Blue?

@sammytoesis.bsky.social
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Howdy! I’m Sam! Icon by @feygin 2003 | any pronouns Here to reblog friends and enjoy myself

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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 02/10/2026
Huhu Beetle
a huhu beetle doing the anime laugh
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Theo @notidee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"The French are so silly even the children protest" the kids are tired of trying to learn in unisolated buildings that fall apart where temps range from 8 to 45⁰ while the people trying to teach them are being driven into burnout. They're exhausted of being treated like they're barely people.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 01/10/2026
truculence ball
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chirasul @moth.gay · 25/09/2026
actually Fuck It could I get some help paying for the death cert, autopsy report, court docs, mugshot photos and investigation report? I barely got to see Eon close up in the 6 months before she died and i want to see her mugshots so i can draw her accurately. it's like $200 total paypal.me/neat
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
kitchen duty
the monks havin a gab while leisurely preparing dinner
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chirasul @moth.gay · 21/09/2026
hey. let me know if you want an illustration of yr character in this style. pretty screaming good deal too. i got 3 slots open right now and well to be honest i do not wanna get overdrafted tomorrow. i dont think anyone wants that? does one of you want that? are you the one doing this to me? call me
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 20/09/2026
little guy doodles
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lol
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Alexis @alexispace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cis people of election nerd sky if you want to assuage your guilt over red state democrats throwing trans people under the bus then at least help me stay housed please.
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you don’t want a commission, I have a shop with little guys and a tip jar if you’re feeling merciful. ko-fi.com/oddoblivion
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
having a PC that's worth more now than when i got it + buying a steam frame using CSGO skins i bought over 10 years ago is probably the closest i will ever get to knowing what it feels like to own a house
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ORU/オル @0ruru0ru95.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I wanna soak in the Citadel Spa too.
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Graphic design is my passion. Buy my wares.
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neuse river hag @neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
you're asking trans people to take one for the team when the team in question is unexpectedly up by 3 because the other team's star center decided to go five-hole on his own goalie three times in a period. so this is actually just because you or your consultants want to marginalize trans people.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 19/09/2026
Brother Barley & Brother Rye
i'm very proud of how the fur came out here. the less we speak about the barrel the better
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ClayRade @clayrade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Did a little fanart sculpt of one of @ascalaphid.com 's shrew monks! Wonderful critters! 🐭💖 I sculpted this with easy printing in mind; no big overhangs and little self-supporting details. Very few supports should be needed, if any. www.printables.com/model/184555...
A 3D sculpt of a jovial shrew monk holding a goblet of wine, as designed by ascalaphid https://bsky.app/profile/ascalaphid.com , sculpted in Blender 3DA 3D sculpt of a jovial shrew monk, as designed by ascalaphid https://bsky.app/profile/ascalaphid.com , sculpted in Blender 3D
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
wow. with this announcement, all of ed sheeran's openers for this tour have pulled out:
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 08/02/2026
Uggghh I hate when my stupid dog’s rage meter fills up and he starts hitting me with a giant bone until I hear the toll of 3 bells
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Centrists like Ed Sheeran feel they are outplaying the exhausting weight of morals by becoming a spineless mass to be shoved into whatever hole comes with the largest paycheck. Let the $ decide. Bill Burr got that Saudi bag. Jack Black traded his oldest friend for a life of Minecraft movies.
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Petitecreme @petitecreme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#DARKESTDUNGEON #cremeart #DHDD
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/09/2026
you ever see a graph that makes you just sit for a minute and contemplate how stupid everything is
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 14/09/2026
about 10 main pages left to assemble for the critter zine, plus intro/forward, endpapers, and the cover, then probably a bunch of editing but the end is in sight
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Newspaper headline: WOODLAND FAIRIES DEFEATED IN FLORAL ARRANGEMENT CONTEST. In the article’s photo we see a man in a sweater vest posing next to his winning arrangement with a 1st place medal around his neck. To his left we see his opponents: a defeated band of woodland fairies with their losing arrangement. They look distraught and confused and they should be, reader. How could this happen to the heavy tournament favorites? They’re woodland fairies. Flowers are their life and yet when it was all on the line, they came up short. The winner was just a floral enthusiast not even a professional florist. A shocking defeat and an inspiring win.
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 21/03/2026
a meme that shows two photos of borzois. one is a borzoi laying his head on a couch and looking sad. text below him says "I can't do it" "it's too hard" "it's all my fault" "why am i like this" with sad emojis. an arrow points to the right side of the image that shows a mischievous looking borzoi and text that reads "Muhehehe" with a smirking imp emoji
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Sophie Pilbeam 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophiepilbeam.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Once you're played anything remotely interesting, you'll never stop wanting to beat game design video essays to death with your bare hands - Anthony Bourdain, true gamer
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the rage this makes me feel genuinely makes me uncomfortable sometimes
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 14/09/2026
If the only thing you have to note about the rising tide of fascism is that we have to let it rise far enough to be over someone else's head in order to stop it, I don't think your strategy is particularly good.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yo. This is the union calling for a boycott. Here in America people like to say "Well I was already boycotting Starbucks!" No you were not. You were just choosing not to buy their stuff. That is not a boycott. A boycott is an organized, collective activity. "I" don't boycott: we do.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 13/09/2026
Everyone In The Comments Being So Mean To Brother Ignatz Who's Never Done Anything Wrong In His Life And Is Basically A Saint
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 13/09/2026
you got this little man
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mothcomputer @mothcpu.net · 05/09/2026
happy 6th anniversary #ULTRAKILL
digital painting of V1 from ULTRAKILL standing in front of an in-game terminal. it has its hand up, picking something from the terminal screen. the drawing is in warm tones and high saturation.
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Grey's Art Block @greytheopossum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I absolutely adore Brother Herbert and how proud he is of his harvests. Fanart of one of the members of @ascalaphid.com's Monastic Menagerie. #art #illustration #fanart
A drawing of a Eurasian water shrew (Neomys fodiens) monk named Brother Herbert. He's holding up a tomato (don't ask me what species, I couldn't tell you which) that's almost as big as he is and is very proud of it, smiling with his eyes closed.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 13/09/2026
as an entomologist of course I want everyone to appreciate insects more, but I ALSO want everyone to appreciate insectivores more. you need to think about bugs and shrews and moles every day for your health
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 13/09/2026
important distinction: shrewmole vs moleshrew
american shrewmole (Neurotrichus gibbsii)
https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/241210247chinese moleshrew (Anourosorex squamipes)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_mole_shrew
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 13/09/2026
Two of Pickles
Brother Barley enjoys two pickles
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 12/09/2026
Brother Herbert and The Abbot busting out some classic shrewgrass jams
banjo shrew rocking outthe abbot shredding on the mandolin
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maria_from_ga @mariafromga.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And let’s be real, why are the same ppl so readily extend sympathy to white voters who bluster about their perceived disrespect, even when they are bigoted, but not to an actually marginalized group attacked from all sides who just wants someone to affirm them too? Let them be mad; you would be
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 10/09/2026
terrible job as always, brother ignatz
he's not even holding the broom right, just kind of shoving the leaves and dirt around
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 10/09/2026
oh hey what's up man [falls deeply in love with you]
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Alexis @alexispace.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Scolding people for being angry over being kicked while they're down is, universally, the worst way to get them to listen to a thing you have to say.
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
*slams head into wall*
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
(democrat campaign manager chomping on a cigar): you know what the people love? feckless losers who believe in absolutely nothing!!!
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 09/09/2026
first of all I'll never do it. I've seen too many artists go insane trying to do it. but if I WAS going to do it
obviously i couldn't replace cups. the cups are essential.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl wakes up in bed. Groggily, she says, “ugh… did I put the snacks away?” Panel 2: upon entering her kitchen, she discovers two human-sized cockroaches wearing bathrobes making themselves at home. One is using her coffee maker and the other is sipping coffee from a mug that reads “Best Granddaughter”. There is an open bag of nacho cheese chips on the counter.
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
No longer gay
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 08/09/2026
this is what counts as worldbuilding for me
gherkomancy discourse
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Spazzy @spazzy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 07/09/2026
the life and death of Mr Radish
brother gregor hates him!!!!!!
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 16/05/2026
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