Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If you’ve got a large order to make at a fast food place, you need to go inside, don’t back up the drive thru line with your bullshit. 010 0
Reposted by Sam HanleyJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 27/09/2026How can there be a Star Wars 10 when there was no Star Wars 9 1327217 0
Reposted by Sam HanleyGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Jesus fucking christ the way capitalism can’t help but lead to a small number of psychotic individuals being involved in every aspect of society 1292293499 0
Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“I hope I mattered” Jesus, Lanterns. Helluva show. 001 0
Reposted by Sam HanleyBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir. 9985481482 0
Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Never thought I’d be in this position, but, uh, Team Macklemore. 000 0
Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I didn't have Texans-Bills being a shootout on my bingo card. 010 0
Reposted by Sam HanleyBob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026"I'm not watching all that!" ...I respond, to a list of 15 movies almost everyone saw at least once, except maybe the one TV show and the two now pretty old X-Men movies. ...I hit 'send,' confident. Nobody else has thought to say this. I am funny and should start a podcast. 106211 0
Reposted by Sam HanleyBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Axios writer: I melted my brain with AI. Not only can I no longer read, but I don't even understand the purpose of reading anymore. Here's how you can also do this. www.axios.com/2026/08/11/r... 49272161664 0
Reposted by Sam HanleyJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/07/2026The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny 165608961 0
Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 27/04/2026LAAT pilots have a frighteningly short lifespan on Maul: Shadow Lord 000 0
Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 21/04/2026The animation quality on Maul: Shadow Lord is exceptional. They've made some capital C-Choices with lighting, art direction, camera lenses, and it is paying off. It's been so cool to see Lucasfilm Animation develop over the years across Clone Wars, Rebels, Bad Batch, to this. 000 0
Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 19/04/2026The Astros are killing me. The pitching is either injured or bad, and I don't know how they can fix it this season. Awful because the bats are killing it. 010 0
Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 19/04/2026New Folding Ideas! Man, the comms people at Beast Industries profoundly misunderstood what Dan does 🤣 010 0
Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Watching the NASA livestream of the moon mission, I really needed the feelings of hope that we can still do great things. 020 0
Reposted by Sam HanleyDavid Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 06/04/202625A Articles of Impeachment Padded room Nuclear codes changed quietly Something, anything...throw humanity a fricking bone here. 24540111 0
Reposted by Sam HanleyGary Whitta @garywhitta.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Before the election: No more pointless forever wars! America First! After the election: Sorry there's no money to spend on America, we spent it all on pointless forever wars. 618623 0
Reposted by Sam HanleyL Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 23/03/2026This really is an encapsulation of what being an American is: experiencing something needlessly cruel and profoundly stupid while propaganda you can’t turn off blares about how free and lucky you are 5054081776 0
Reposted by Sam HanleyCinephilia & Beyond @cinephiliabeyond.org · 13/03/2026“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.” 205158973606 0
Reposted by Sam Hanleyaustin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 13/03/2026cannot scroll the timeline for more than 5 seconds without seeing a new, unique example of a republican or technomilitarist executive bragging about how badass we are at killing indiscriminately. massacre pride at an all time high. if and when the tables turn on them, there must be repercussions. 9992142 0
Reposted by Sam Hanleyae @aelkus.bsky.social · 11/03/2026the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood. trade disputes and conspiracies ✔️ republic subverted over sex hangups ✔️ “sand people” killed, royalty indifferent ✔️ naive idiot casts vote for tyranny ✔️ villains with silly names like “dooku” ✔️ powerful clerical order screwing up ✔️ list goes on 3858201436 0
Reposted by Sam Hanleycrazydmnd.bsky.social @crazydmnd.bsky.social · 03/03/2026The last 3 Titanfall players seeing Apex get a Gundam collab 1360102 0
Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Bungie always has the juice when it comes to cinematics. I had a good time with the server slam, and am excited for the game, but I will always wish they had made a single player game with this killer art direction. 020 0
Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Helluva game by the US Women! I wish Houston had a hockey team.... 011 0
Reposted by Sam HanleyBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads. 9379311219 0
Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Man, they really should've launched Highguard with this new 5v5 mode. It's really fun, and feels much more dynamic. 000 0
Reposted by Sam Hanleynilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 24/01/2026“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment 168175235424 0
Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Lots of soul searching for the Texans this offseason. Wasted a generational defensive unit with catastrophically poor offensive play, particularly from the QB. What CJ does with his offseason will really determine his career. 000 0
Reposted by Sam HanleySam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 03/01/2026In hindsight it was a bad idea to put a child molester with dementia in charge of everything. That’s our bad. That one’s on us 132446385 0
Reposted by Sam HanleyMitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 27/12/2025in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game 8684252050 0
Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Film you’ve seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.media.tenor.coma man looking at his reflection in a mirror with a candle in front of himALT: a man looking at his reflection in a mirror with a candle in front of him 000 0
Reposted by Sam HanleyBruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 05/12/2025Games are such a funny medium to generalize about because like, games is an absurdly broad umbrella that we've decided is one medium even though you can easily come up with two examples of a "video game" that are more unlike each other than any two movies or novels 621044 0
Reposted by Sam HanleyRian Johnson @rianjohnson.bsky.social · 01/11/2025To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball 1613958467 0
Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Never thought I'd see the day when Star Wars would win something like this. What a special, special series. 010 0
Reposted by Sam HanleyMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Andor is the most grown up shit on television in years 692836175 0
Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 26/05/2025"My theft business will go out of business if we can't steal stuff anymore" 010 0
Reposted by Sam Hanleythicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Happy 20th to the single greatest frame in movie history 3571621544 0
Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Revenge of the Sith. John Williams doing the heavy lifting. 000 0