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Sam Hanley

@sammysoso.bsky.social
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Should probably be doing something productive. He/him

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Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you’ve got a large order to make at a fast food place, you need to go inside, don’t back up the drive thru line with your bullshit.
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Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
JFC, Astros………..
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 27/09/2026
How can there be a Star Wars 10 when there was no Star Wars 9
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jesus fucking christ the way capitalism can’t help but lead to a small number of psychotic individuals being involved in every aspect of society
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Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“I hope I mattered” Jesus, Lanterns. Helluva show.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
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Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Never thought I’d be in this position, but, uh, Team Macklemore.
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Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I hate football
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Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I didn't have Texans-Bills being a shootout on my bingo card.
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Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Drake Maye's whole damn brain fell out.
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"I'm not watching all that!" ...I respond, to a list of 15 movies almost everyone saw at least once, except maybe the one TV show and the two now pretty old X-Men movies. ...I hit 'send,' confident. Nobody else has thought to say this. I am funny and should start a podcast.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Axios writer: I melted my brain with AI. Not only can I no longer read, but I don't even understand the purpose of reading anymore. Here's how you can also do this. www.axios.com/2026/08/11/r...
Axios: AI has become my reading buddy as I've plowed through my summer book list, helping me keep track of plots and characters, unpack themes, and make sense of wordy, old prose.

Why it matters: The way many of us actually read books — a few pages before bed, a chapter at the beach, another on a plane — makes it easy to lose the thread. AI can help you pick it back up without starting over.
📖 I really got into using AI while reading James Fenimore Cooper's "The Last of the Mohicans." The text was far too dense for casual vacation reading. My first prompt asked:

"I'd like a guide as I read The Last of the Mohicans who can help me understand what I've read and where the story is, without giving spoilers or getting ahead of my progress. Can you do this, chapter by chapter?"
The robot agreed: "Cooper's sentences are long and his diction is archaic."
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Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Air Bud
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/07/2026
The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny
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Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
LAAT pilots have a frighteningly short lifespan on Maul: Shadow Lord
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Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The animation quality on Maul: Shadow Lord is exceptional. They've made some capital C-Choices with lighting, art direction, camera lenses, and it is paying off. It's been so cool to see Lucasfilm Animation develop over the years across Clone Wars, Rebels, Bad Batch, to this.
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Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The Astros are killing me. The pitching is either injured or bad, and I don't know how they can fix it this season. Awful because the bats are killing it.
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Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
New Folding Ideas! Man, the comms people at Beast Industries profoundly misunderstood what Dan does 🤣
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Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Watching the NASA livestream of the moon mission, I really needed the feelings of hope that we can still do great things.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
25A Articles of Impeachment Padded room Nuclear codes changed quietly Something, anything...throw humanity a fricking bone here.
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Gary Whitta @garywhitta.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Before the election: No more pointless forever wars! America First! After the election: Sorry there's no money to spend on America, we spent it all on pointless forever wars.
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This really is an encapsulation of what being an American is: experiencing something needlessly cruel and profoundly stupid while propaganda you can’t turn off blares about how free and lucky you are
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Cinephilia & Beyond @cinephiliabeyond.org · 13/03/2026
“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
cannot scroll the timeline for more than 5 seconds without seeing a new, unique example of a republican or technomilitarist executive bragging about how badass we are at killing indiscriminately. massacre pride at an all time high. if and when the tables turn on them, there must be repercussions.
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood. trade disputes and conspiracies ✔️ republic subverted over sex hangups ✔️ “sand people” killed, royalty indifferent ✔️ naive idiot casts vote for tyranny ✔️ villains with silly names like “dooku” ✔️ powerful clerical order screwing up ✔️ list goes on
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crazydmnd.bsky.social @crazydmnd.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The last 3 Titanfall players seeing Apex get a Gundam collab
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Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Bungie always has the juice when it comes to cinematics. I had a good time with the server slam, and am excited for the game, but I will always wish they had made a single player game with this killer art direction.
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Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Thinking about BT-7274
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Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Helluva game by the US Women! I wish Houston had a hockey team....
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Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Rise of Skywalker
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.
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Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Man, they really should've launched Highguard with this new 5v5 mode. It's really fun, and feels much more dynamic.
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
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Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Lots of soul searching for the Texans this offseason. Wasted a generational defensive unit with catastrophically poor offensive play, particularly from the QB. What CJ does with his offseason will really determine his career.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 03/01/2026
In hindsight it was a bad idea to put a child molester with dementia in charge of everything. That’s our bad. That one’s on us
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Film you’ve seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
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a man looking at his reflection in a mirror with a candle in front of him
ALT: a man looking at his reflection in a mirror with a candle in front of him
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 05/12/2025
Games are such a funny medium to generalize about because like, games is an absurdly broad umbrella that we've decided is one medium even though you can easily come up with two examples of a "video game" that are more unlike each other than any two movies or novels
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Rian Johnson @rianjohnson.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball
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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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Matt the outlaw
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Lady behind me at the thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? you watch and information is revealed"
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Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Never thought I'd see the day when Star Wars would win something like this. What a special, special series.
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Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
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Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Rise of Skywalker, by a mile
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Andor is the most grown up shit on television in years
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AmericanTruckSongs10 @ethangach.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
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Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
"My theft business will go out of business if we can't steal stuff anymore"
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Happy 20th to the single greatest frame in movie history
Scene transition from Threepio being memory wiped to Padme’s funeral in Revenge of the Sith
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Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Revenge of the Sith. John Williams doing the heavy lifting.
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Sam Hanley @sammysoso.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Andor, man. What a thing.
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