Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026Vaughan Tomlinson on billionaires and their kids – cartoon www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/p… 003
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀Adrianna Tan @skinnylatte.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026Saw some hilarious comments on a post about how Singapore has the most powerful passport in the world. There are Americans who are surprised, deeply hurt, and the best one is the person who said ‘yeah but when you get kidnapped in a foreign place it’s the American government that’s more likely […]hachyderm.ioOriginal post on hachyderm.io 3216
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026I guess word spread about the local girl with the big dog who speaks a little Chinese (the girl, not the dog) because some Pizza Tour ladies walked up and started asking about Odin in Chinese 081
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀Chad :mstdn: @chad.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026We’re at the point in Alberta where Ministers of the crown are celebrating the opening of garage doors. That’s it. It’s a garage door. Not an ambulance, no, it’s a garage door. #ableg #abpoli 107532
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀rednikki @rednikki.toot.boston.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026@sundogplanets AI is terrible for citations. Citations are a huge part of my job (I edit at a journal). All of us journal people are trying to send up the alarm about how much AI screws up citations, and no one is listening. If you ask AI to format your citations it will mess up all your DOIs […]toot.bostonOriginal post on toot.boston 11047
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026Flock thinks it's cameras have a legal right to privacy in public. 😂 920124
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀Rachel "atomic butt girl" @ykantrachelread.social.treehouse.systems.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026the rich techbros warning about the potential catastrophic dangers of AI in terms of, "they might cause a billion deaths because superintelligent AGI!" rather than, "we've made the conscious decision to use this error-prone chatbot to review health insurance claims" sure is a psyop if I've ever […]social.treehouse.systemsOriginal post on social.treehouse.systems 2427
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀🍁 Δράκακηϛ ⚜️ @drakakis.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026Canadians don't scare easy … but there's one creature that terrifies the bravest of souls … 3228
Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026I was listening to an economist who kept misusing the word "energy" when he really meant "oil" but the pre-recorded economist couldn't sense my annoyance or hear me correcting him every time. #energy 002
Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026I saw this little one person electric vehicle in a mall parking lot the other day and then again blocking traffic on a 60 km/h road nearby where I'm pretty sure the Ontario electric vehicle experiment doesn't allow them. I wondered because I don't think there's any […] [Original post on mstdn.ca] 000
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀ploum @ploum.mamot.fr.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026RE: neuromatch.social/@jonny/1173251374… Just take some time to understand that a lot of the "magic" and "creativity" of chatbots is basically hardcoded. Thousands of humans wrote it. The AI hype is basically ELIZA 2.0 powered by a nuclear plant.neuromatch.social 0236
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀Servelan @servelan.newsie.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026Ottawa to rename ‘Trump Avenue’ in protest over president’s clashes with Canada | The Independent www.independent.co.uk/news/world/am…independent.co.ukOttawa to rename ‘Trump Avenue’ in protest over president’s clashes with CanadaA street in the Canadian capital of Ottawa is changing its name thanks to the ongoing trade war between Canada and the U.S. 025
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀llewelly @llewelly.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/20261/2 satellite experts: uh, if you put computers in space they'll suffer rad damage ... investors: rad damage! That sounds so cool! Let's go for it! 102
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀Prof. Sam Lawler @sundogplanets.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026The world needs to know that my niece and nephew decided that the little horn on the back-end of a hornworm (like a tomato worm, or in this case an introduced leafy spurge hawk moth caterpillar) is called a... Butt Fang. I cannot convey how much I love this […] [Original post on mastodon.social] 3760
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀taco, bird/cat :verified420: @fedi.birdcat.online · 23/09/2026EVERYONE IT HAS HAPPENED ONE OF MY BOXES OF CABLES AND DEAD HARDWARE HAS YIELDED A JST 2.0 PH 4 PIN CONNECTOR PLUG THAT I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO BUY OFF OF AMAZON AND NOW I CAN JUST HARVEST IT OFF OF A DEAD FAN NEVER THROW ANYTHING AWAY 64562
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.treehouse.systems.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026[re: war] this says "Raspberry Pi mini-sandwich" 102
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026Could someone tell Netflix‘s shareholders that the reason why I am opening up Netflix in the first place is to watch either a TV show or a movie? It is never, ever, to play a video game? Ever. #Netflix 001
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀Fritz Adalis @fritzadalis.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026A friend of mine used to plug his vcr in at midnight so it'd blink the correct time. 015
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀Raglan Niall :lk: :tinoflag: @niall.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026If I fits I sits. Dog edition. #dogsOfMastodon #IfIFitsISits #FakeCat 128
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀penguinite @png.yap.pony.biz.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026Life hack: `/dev/null` is most concurrent, high-performance, high-data-loss database system for Linux. 000
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀Cameron MacLeod @c-9.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026I'm recruiting for a junior project management role in my team, and the recruiter who is screening folks just wrote this note: "answers started off strong and then became very vague and then became very AI" No thanks. 002
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀Anthony Floyd @anthonyfloyd.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2025#3dprinting is a very serious hobby. 0211
Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026#Brexit stupidity continues. Sweden is deporting Englishmen who were formerly allowed to live, work and marry anywhere in the E.U. ‘I have nothing in the UK at all’: British man torn from his Swedish wife and home | Sweden | The Guardian […]mstdn.caOriginal post on mstdn.ca 002
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀elle mundy @ap.exch.gr · 19/09/2026don’t be fooled; they’re calling for a pause on ai development because they’re running out of money 009
Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026It looks like being contractually forced into arbitration instead of being able to sue will not always go well for the corporation. #uber #arbitration Family awarded $40 million after Uber driver leaves daughter on Orange County freeway and she's killed - CBS Los Angeles […]mstdn.caOriginal post on mstdn.ca 000
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026Went to the ER recently because my country is so garbage that's the only way I'm gonna be seen, medically, by someone, and The thing that pissed me off the most wasn't the EMTs assuming/joking I was fat because *sigh* I'm not, but the fact this woman kept insisting I must have Munchausen […]caneandable.socialOriginal post on caneandable.social 008
Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026I'm trying to call Rogers to cancel a service. I was expecting an Adventure but this isn't going the way I expected. The web site says their hours are Monday through Friday from 7 to 10. It's now 7:40. The telephone blabberynth takes me to a Customer Solutions Specialist queue and then tells me […]mstdn.caOriginal post on mstdn.ca 101
Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026I should take a camera on the dog's every first trip out in the morning. Today's surprise was a cluster of large ink cap mushrooms under the tree. (Tennis ball for scale.) 000
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀Tim Ward ⭐🇪🇺🔶 #FBPE @timwardcam.c.im.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026@jaz I had "charge for procession spam - £100" on my web site. Every now and then I'd send out a bunch of invoices. Very few paid ... but enough did to cover the postage several times over! 040
Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026Wow. The hard drives that I paid $250 each for 18 months ago are now priced at $610 for buying direct from Western Digital and $510 at Canada Computers. 100
Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026I know my dog has really good hearing because she never asks me to repeat anything I tell her. #dogs 101
Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026There's hope for the world. The ten year old reading Calvin and Hobbes just asked me "What's an ash tray?" 000
Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026I just noticed that the Canadian government weather app has a Messages tab that wants to go through urbanairship to show me news items like "we changed the way we issue severe storm warnings". Urban Airship is a privately owned company in California that sells tracking data. It also offers a […]mstdn.caOriginal post on mstdn.ca 000
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026There were many ways in which the US and its allies could have responded to the horror of 9/11. But by building extreme security states, launching pointless forever wars and restricting domestic dissent, successive governments inflicted more harm on their nations than the terrorists could have done. 671571377
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀Charnock @printdevil.dice.camp.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026Photoshop just crashed on me there because "an AI token had become invalid" I was on the welcome screen, new-file. No ai at all. This doesn't bode well. 1013
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀Shaun @shaunottawa.ottawa.place.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026Everyone complaining about the morning traffic like the good ol days. 101
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026This car corners like it's on rails! So... at 150mph it needs a carefully graded cornering radius of well over 2 miles? That expression doesn't really make sense 🤔 102
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026The law firm in Coyote vs Acme has a website and working phone number!!!! averyjonesmaltese.com 833-819-2039averyjonesmaltese.comAvery Jones & Maltese Attorneys 001
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀Solarbird :flag_cascadia: @moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026This is the big LG television surveillance documentary story GN have been working on for a couple of months, and that they previewed a few days ago. The complete pervasiveness of spying upon not just you and what you watch but _every person and every device around every set_ is genuinely […]mastodon.murkworks.netOriginal post on mastodon.murkworks.net 033
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀Ada Palmer @adapalmer.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026Mountain lions are making American roads safer by frightening away deer. On Washington’s Olympic Peninsula, where cougars were most active, deer-vehicle collisions fell 76%. A cougar eats about 48 deer a year, nowhere near enough to account for it, so researchers have concluded that the deer are […]wandering.shopOriginal post on wandering.shop 1017
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026About a month ago a actress came in and said she wanted to learn to actually knit instead of just making knit-like motions for a coming audition. We showed her the basics and she came back and said she got the part! and gave us some homemade banana bread. This is what busines success looks like 02057
Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026A Vancouver strip clup was banned by Instagram for a cheeky marquee sign. No, not that kind of cheeky. #elbowsUp youtu.be/T2XpPL2vkcg 010
Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026RE: flipboard.com/@npr/health-930k6cv1z… I think Frankie Valli's "Big Girls Don't Cry" was a catchier lyric than this NPR version. #dryeyes youtu.be/CgzLuvJ8d5oflipboard.com 000
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀Matt Blaze @mattblaze.federate.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026It's especially rewarding when I spend time carefully answering someone's election systems question and they respond with "well, maybe, but I'd rather hear from a *real* expert." 123
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀Sophie Schmieg @sophieschmieg.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026Out of context work quote: "we should find these machines, take their CPUs, and mount them on a stick as a warning to the others" 1819
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀myrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026I have been looking forward to this day for weeks. today is the day that my husband and I could harvest the carrot not a typo. There is just the one the others fell victim to the raccoon and to other .. perils (#picathecat ) I had such high hopes for this […] [Original post on sauropods.win] 0711
Reposted by Sam Oldman 🐀`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026I am sick of "Prediction Market" as a moniker. It's Gambling. Gambling is the fucking word. Gambling that you can manipulate (or create) the outcome. I don't like gambling (four years of statistics will do that to a person) and I'm not fond of people who gamble (lotto anyone?) ... but that […]mstdn.socialOriginal post on mstdn.social 6547