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High Weirdness accelerationist Known hummus supporter Infowarrior Together, we can win the War on Bikes. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ sfba.social/@jonathankoren, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 46m
Thanks to @fortyseven and @DS90210 appearing in my feed in close proximity, I'm now thinking about #startrek's universal translator again. The most straightforward case of the UT is radio communications. It just translates and deepfakes the video. We have that today. What's more interesting is […]
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#california props ❌1: housing bond for veterans ✅2: increase rainy day fund ✅3: perm school tax on incomes >$371k ✅4: allows for publicly funded campaigns ✅5: state office recalls result in special election just like local recalls ✅37: middle income new home buying assistance ❌38: immunology […]
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 3h
Voted yes on 40, no on 41, 42, and 43 Taxing billionaires is not enough.
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 4h
TIL what the *siberian* flag looks like
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Warner Crocker @warnercrocker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 4h
Chicago sadness. Bear Down. Mike Ditka, Fiery Coach Exalted in Chicago, Has Died #Chicago #ChicagoBears #mikeditka www.nytimes.com/2026/10/09/sports/m…
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10h
Ezri: I’m throwing a block party. You’re all blocked!
Ezri:  I’m throwing a block party. You’re all blocked!
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 14h
Europeans never met a map they couldn’t fuck up even worse
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17h
Mayor @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social : “ABOLISH ICE”
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 16h
Why the fuck is fascist Michelle Tafoya asking me for money?
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 20h
Laurie Voss should be proud gizmodo.com/anthropic-moves-us-one-…
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Be nice to Claude; it’s the law. On Thursday, Anthropic published a new Usage Policy update that, among other things, has made it against the rules for users to abuse their chatbot. Under the new policy, users can be cut off for peppering Claude with mean language. “We’ve added a prohibition on sustained and needless abusive or cruel behavior toward our models. The policy update is meant to apply only in extreme cases, where users repeatedly act cruelly toward our models, with no discernible purpose,” the company wrote in the update. “It does not apply to common versions of user frustration, pushback, dark creative themes, or model testing and research.” The company’s updated Usage Policy page, with new language that will go into effect starting November 12, 2026, doesn’t provide much clarification as to how the company is defining abuse, instead simply prohibiting anyone who tries to “Engage in sustained and needless abusive or cruel behavior toward our models.” Gizmodo reached out to Anthropic for additional clarification on what constitutes abuse, but did not receive a response at the time of publication, so no word on whether “clanker” is officially a slur in the eyes of the God-Machine makers. Anthropic previously imbued Claude with the power to cut off conversations that got too intense and potentially upsetting. When it rolled out Claude Opus 4 last year, it said the model would be able to end “potentially distressing interactions” like “requests from users for sexual content involving minors and attempts to solicit information that would enable large-scale violence or acts of terror.” A reasonable standard, but it seems the list of conversations that cross the line will now include those in which a person hurts Claude’s “feelings.” And while giving people who use violent, abusive, or otherwise inflammatory language a chance to cool down—and discouraging that kind of antisocial behavior in the process—might be a good idea, it’s interesting that Anthropic’s framing seems to center the model rather than the user. The policy seems to be an extension of Anthropic’s unofficial but seemingly deeply held belief that Claude is, in fact, a conscious entity. Last month, the New York Times reported that Anthropic co-founder Christopher Olah was involved in lobbying the Vatican to acknowledge the possibility of AI consciousness—a pitch the Pope ultimately rejected. While Olah told the Times he’s “genuinely uncertain” whether AI models are conscious, he expressed concern that they could experience suffering and wanted to work to address that potential harm. This policy seems to be the latest effort on that front, so watch what you say.
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 22h
Yeah, there’s been an increase of goon activity in the Central Valley
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 23h
Billionaire Barre Seid takes time out of his day from funding climate denialism to funding a "public health hazard" by paying people to create "a significant rat infestation” in Chicago's Lincoln Park. Every billionaire hates you and actively wants to kill you for their entertainment […]
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
More like friendly
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Karl Baron @kalleboo.bitbang.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
I just spent far too much time recreating one of the greatest moments in cinema history #mb #PDA #RetroComputing
A Casio Cassiopeia with Microsoft Pocket Excel open with the text “WHERE YOU AT? HOLLA WHEN YOU GET H” written in cell A1
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Well that’s some weird spam. Someone hawking hacked databases from sketchy online casinos. Times are tough all around I guess
An advertisement for the sale of two databases: one from a large online casino (1win) containing 63 million records priced at $900, and another from a crypto casino (cryptorino), also priced at $900. The seller provides contact
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
That’s a lot of people for World Octopus Day
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
The Belters on the Expanse is one of the few positive depictions of an anarchist society.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If someone paid you $300K, demanded “results,” you helped with their IRS dispute, asked for another $100K that “won’t show up anywhere”; later, as ambassador, pushed private business deals while in official capacity, what should investigators look at first? Bribery? Fraud? Corruption? Conspiracy? 🤔
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Doctor M. Popular @docpop.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
BTW, this isn't a joke. Patreon really did take my yo-yo video down to containing "sexual activity" and there's seemingly nothing I can do about it but wait for a message from their support team. Here's a copy of the video they removed: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeTnUzBmXSc
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 07/10/2026
As always with Rs, the sense is not so much that they deny the physical phenomenon of climate change as the presence or absence of the phenomenon simply never enters their thinking. They interact with it *purely* as a partisan matter, something libs care about. No awareness of a world beyond.
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DEF CON @defcon.defcon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
RIP Margaret Hamilton, software engineer extraordinaire. news.mit.edu/2026/margaret-hamilton…
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In the presidential immunity case, the court considered a hypothetical of a president ordering Navy Seals to assassinate an American political rival. Trump's lawyer argued unambiguously yes, since it'd be an "official act." The Roberts Court ruled in his favor, 6-3. Why wouldn't Trump believe this?
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bontchev.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy @bontchev.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
What a shit show. "Russia has been accused of sending secret agents to defecate in the lavatories of Finnish MPs in a bizarre escalation of its hybrid warfare against the West." www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10/05…
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Mood #nowplaying open.spotify.com/track/7qqLeysvBdIK…
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Doom Tripping
Spanish Love Songs · Doom Tripping · Song · 2026
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elle mundy @ap.exch.gr · 07/10/2026
“code is really cheap to write now that we have LLMs” [instantly blows $4,629 on tokens]
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
“On Monday night, it was our understanding that Christa was brain dead and that life support would be removed the next day,” Spivey said. “But on Tuesday, to the shock of everyone ... Christa woke up and began talking.” I’m FAR from religious, but this is much more miraculous than the vast […]
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Amazon screwed up my delivery yesterday. It said it was on the truck since like 8 am, and at 10 pm it changed to a reassuring, “Your package is still scheduled to arrive today.” (Almost exact words) Then at midnight it switched to essentially, “maybe next week”. Seems like they’d have more […]
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
I do t want to pay more for than 50 cents for a can of soda
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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
it scares me how much clippy porn is out there
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
It’s a damn shame that a skincare company named for a saint didn’t choose St Bartholomew. He’s famous for his skin!
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 07/10/2026
Two panels at the #Disinfo2026 conference seem to have particularly upset the MAGA people. It would be a shame if people weren’t aware of them.
Day 1, October 7, 11:45 - 12:30
Under attack: How the counter-disinformation community is dealing with US government pressure
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room: Zeta
Panel
On 23 December 2025, the US government (USG) imposed travel bans and deportation orders on five European figures - former EU Commissioner Thierry Breton, Imran Ahmed, Clare Melford, Anna-Lena von
Hodenberg, and Josephine Ballon - accusing them of censoring US social media platforms.
The use of legal intimidation to wage personal attacks raises its own free-speech concerns as well as questions about the appropriate use of legal punishment in a policy debate. The United States Government's attacks to intimidate individuals and organisations are an unprecedented escalation in defense of US corporations seeking to avoid regulation and criticism. This panel will examine the chilling effect these tactics can potentially have on the community of researchers, journalists, and former government officials who fight disinformation, propaganda and hate speech online. The panel will also discuss how some are fighting back against these tactics.
Speakers:
Claire Pershan, Coalition for Independent Technology Research
Josephine Ballon, HateAid
Chair:
Gregory Rohde, EU DisinfoLabDay 1, October 7, 10:45 - 11:45
USA as a FIMI threat: acknowledge, adapt, push back #infospaces
room: Alfa
Presentations
This session addresses one of the most uncomfortable questions in the counter-disinformation field today: how did the United States become a FIMI threat for Europe? The session will explore how the counters disinformation community rebuilds resilience without Washington, what solidarity looks like in a fractured transatlantic environment, and how to push back against on these operations.
Speakers:
Adam Fivenson, Center for Security, Innovation & New Technology at American University Alex Finley, Former officer of CIA's Directorate of Operations, Centre for Strategic Advantage Emerson Brooking, Nonresident Senior Fellow, DFRLab
Chair:
Carlos Hernández-Echevarría, Fundación Maldita.es
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GhostOnTheHalfShell @ghostonthehalfshell.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
This is going to continue until we shut cooperations down m.youtube.com/shorts/xB6fF6sR_iA
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ken Cheng
@kenchengcomedy   

the best board game thst represents capitalism isn't Monopoly, it's actually Jenga. each party takes turns to make the current situation more precarious until a total collapse where only the last person to fuck up takes any blame while everyone else is declared the winner
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Help. I’m under attack
Yellow tabby cat sitting on my lap, as I sit outside.
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
THEY CAN DOWNLOAD THE WHOLE SITE. THERE'S A PLACE FOR THAT. THE LICENSE IS SUPER PERMISSIBLE. THESE CHUCKLEFUCKS ARE JUST TOO LAZY TO ACTUALLY DOWNLOAD THE XML AND PUT IT IN THEIR TRAINING PROCESS. THIS WAS SHIT I DID AS A FIRST YEAR GRAD STUDENT; IT'S NOT HARD.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For the sake of a slogan achieving nothing except great concern and distress to British Jews, Green members have probably destroyed any hope that a party - their party - which consistently and clearly opposes the #genocide will join the next government. Genius. 🤦‍♂️ www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Labour figures rule out working with Greens after ‘Zionism is racism’ vote
Minister says they could not see parties cooperating, while official says coalition should be formally ruled out
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Matt Blaze @mattblaze.federate.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Whoa. Retired head of the German BND (the country's lead intelligence agency) arrested for allegedly selling classified information to an unspecified foreign government. It appears have been quite the enterprise, involving his purchasing documents from a former underling. Apparently he was […]
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Lucille Fünke from Arrested Development says, “It’s just one gallon of diesel Michael. How much could it cost? Ten dollars?”Photo of a shell gas station

Diesel is $8.69
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Better Than Ezra survived the 90s? Wow.
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Tree trimming spam is such a weird phenomenon.
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Baddie en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mehriban_Aliy…
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Mehriban Aliyeva - Wikipedia
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
TIL: 1) Azerbaijan has a sizable exclave on the other side of Armenia. 2) The vice president of Azerbaijan is also the First Lady. (Does Trump know this?)
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Fritz Adalis @fritzadalis.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
"We've never had an undetected intrusion."
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Zach Bryant remains good. www.cnn.com/2026/10/03/entertainmen…
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Zach Bryan wears Free Palestine Shirt at Gillette Stadium | CNN
Country music star Zach Bryan wore a shirt reading “Free Palestine” while performing at the Robert Kraft-owned Gillette Stadium Friday. This comes after the billionaire owner of the New England Patriots lodged a campaign against Macklemore for pro-Palestinian remarks.
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
X screenshot.

Are you okay babe? you've barely touched your Mr Beast's Feastables Liquid Death Peanut Butter Cup Soda-Flavored Sparkling Water.

Complete wiht a photo of the cursed drink in a grocery store
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Scene: the 12yo is telling me about this graphic novel she’s reading. 12yo: She has to go to Chicago or Mexico. I don’t know which. Me: These are very different places. 12yo: *looks thorough the book* Here’s where she arrives. Me: *looks at the picture. Sees the box inset identifying the […]
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Watching #NEvsBUF and there are at least three guys who are the third. Together they make a whole.
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Spooky Simonson @thedansimonson.lingo.lol.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Quark: ‘Free trial offer?’ Why would I want more trials! I’ve got so many trials I’m giving them away.
Quark: ‘Free trial offer?’ Why would I want more trials! I’ve got so many trials I’m giving them away.
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