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Samhain Night

@samhainnight.bsky.social
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Artist, writer, musician, maker of pies. No AI, I do all my own stunts.

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tekla 💜✨ @tekla.bsky.social · 7h
This is literally what happens when you fire all the brilliant trans women who were in charge of our entire cybersecurity infrastructure.
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Johan Lenaerts @johanlenaerts.bsky.social · 7h
No need to look up statistics, it's theoretically ALWAYS better to choose the bear. Even if the bear killed 100% of the time, it would still win out, because it would just start and stop at killing.
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pcrritesgood.bsky.social @pcrritesgood.bsky.social · 7h
Also if a bear does actually attack a woman they usually track it down and shoot it. Perhaps we should try that with the dudes too.
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gm0rk.bsky.social @gm0rk.bsky.social · 7h
Even the "good" bears don't chase you down and lecture you about how unfair it is to lump them in with the bad bears. They just leave you alone.
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Dan the Gnome @brewergnome.bsky.social · 7h
And probably doesn't take seven hours
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 7h
Bear attacks can be pretty horrific (being eaten alive is a distinct possibility) but at least you know they’re not getting off on it?
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Lev Mirov @thelionmachine.bsky.social · 7h
If the question is "how would you rather be attacked" (how most women read it) I genuinely think the bear is the better choice, bears don't torture you for fun and can be scared off by loud noises.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 7h
y'all if you get mad about women saying "choose the bear" please look up bear assault and murder statistics and then contrast with human men. It is objectively reasonable to choose the bear.
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St. John Barned-Smith @stjbs.bsky.social · 15h
NEW: ICE published — then removed — internal mortality reviews detailing medical failures in detainee deaths across U.S. www.sfchronicle.com/california/a...
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ICE published — then removed — internal reports detailing medical failures in detainee deaths across U.S.
The reports, briefly posted online, examined the deaths of 33 people in Immigration and Customs Enforcement custody between September 2019 and January 2026.
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Pé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 9h
It's weird how the federal government is constantly being hacked after DOGE gutted the government's cybersecurity agencies.
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Linda Kaboolian @lindakaboolian.bsky.social · 13h
Lord help these parents if they ever encounter Sweeney Todd.
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 9h
Please have this Swift edit of a Lainey Molnar comic that I never have a reason to share because Swift does not come up as often as you'd think
Edited image of this Lainey Molnar comic: https://www.instagram.com/p/CXrGVLAsgKD

It's a drawing of two women taking photos of their food. Above the first women it says Other Women, her bowl contains food. Above the second woman it says Irish Women, her bowl contains a redhead baby. The artist's @ has also been changed to @Swift.Jonathan

(The original comic has the first woman taking a photo of her baby while the text above her says Other Women My Age, and the second woman taking a photo of her food with the text above her saying Me)
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LAL @lindli.bsky.social · 11h
glorious. maybe 15 yrs ago i found a copy of the 1934 play "the children's hour," by lilian hellman--which is about vindictive schoolgirls driving their teacher to suicide by lying about her having a sexual relationship with another woman teacher--in a thrift store. the cover:
cover of a playscript. 

the title, The Children's Hour, and the author's name, Lilian Hellman, are in a fruity 70s-style children's programming font, and the words are superimposed on a background of a meadow, butterflies, and a rainbow
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 12h
My favorite cover that I've personally found bsky.app/profile/gwen...
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Corvid Smith @woebinsky.bsky.social · 11h
😂
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Steve Quick @stevequick.bsky.social · 13h
bsky.app/profile/stev...
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Matthew_DS9 @matthew-ds9.bsky.social · 13h
You're not wrong
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Primordial Platypus @perfectclarity.bsky.social · 13h
Look weddings are expensive you're going to try and cut costs somewhere and sometimes that means cheaper catering.
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Joanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social · 14h
OMG
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 8h
Another favorite. (For them what don’t know, Symonds’s book is a pioneering Victorian work on male homosexuality in Ancient Greece. But I guess babes in bikinis are nice too.)
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 14h
Teaching Swift today, and will always share this on “Modest Proposal” day.
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Photoonist @photoonist.bsky.social · 13h
Trump likes to trademark everything: ballrooms, arches, performance centers Next stop:
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 12h
No. This is billionaires genuflecting to a narcissist in order to gain financially themselves while giving very little away.
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tjcatskills @tjcatskills.bsky.social · 13h
Yes.
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Raw Story @rawstory.com · 13h
Trump signed an executive order renaming artificial intelligence (AI) to "super intelligence" or 'SI.' Domain names ending in ".si" — Slovenia's country code, and the citizenship of both Melania and Barron Trump — surged in value. Is this another plot to enrich the Trump family?
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'Criminal plot' suspected behind Trump's latest bizarre fixation: journalist
President Donald Trump’s months-long fixation on rebranding the term artificial intelligence (AI) may be a cover for something far more sinister, according to a theory floated Tuesday by journalist and professor Adam Cochran.“I always thought it should be ‘SI’ — supreme intelligence, but I guess som...
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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 13h
they have doomed the world i thought i could make my way in, and they expect me to congratulate them for it
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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 14h
AI job screening seems to be why i can't get so much as a recruiter call despite all my experience and academic background, so of course i'm upset even though it wouldn't do anything, i want to smash some GPUs with hammers
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Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 14h
alleged productivity gains from AI were used as one of the excuses to lay me and all the trans people at the company off last year, so of course i get upset when it's brought up
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 11h
entirely accurate!!!
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Amanda Sadie, Historian @amandasadiehistory.bsky.social · 12h
You left out "seeing a non-white person", cause the bus stuff was tied to it
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jjund27.bsky.social @jjund27.bsky.social · 13h
Robert Moses seeing a bus:
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MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 14h
but surely this new interstate system will allow you to take public transportation to the beautiful local beaches
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 14h
It’s like telling someone whose neighborhood Robert Moses is about to bulldoze that the Interstate Highway System will boost GDP and in the long run lead to more connection in America. I’m happy for y’all but that’s my house they’re about to knock down, etc
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 14h
Generally speaking I do need AI boosters to understand that I’ve lost my career and future plans entirely to AI-based cost cutting. so any time you’re talking about tech you have to understand people whose livelihoods were destroyed by a thing they didn’t choose to adopt they’re gonna be prickly lol
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 11h
This really isn’t hard — even if they were afraid of getting shunned, could you not just say that you heard sirens and that they should get out of there??? Make an anonymous 911 call? Grab a bat and go upstairs to beat their asses?
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 11h
The Cornell 7 case is particularly infuriating because I truly cannot imagine seeing your friends talk about raping a drugged girl in your groupchat and just sit there and do nothing. All 57 of them should have their lives tore to shreds.
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Peter Morley ♿️ @petermorley.bsky.social · 11h
Can I get an amen? AMEN!
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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 11h
www.musicbusinessworldwide.com/us-appeals-c...
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US appeals court rejects ‘fair use’ defense over AI training – as Thomson Reuters wins copyright case backed by RIAA and NMPA - Music Business Worldwide
US federal appeals court has upheld a ruling that an AI company’s copying of protected material to build its training data was not fair use.
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BlackJew 🏳️‍⚧️ @blackjew.bsky.social · 12h
Lol
Threads Marisa Tomei "It's a fact." over thread of @jonsavoy "When you realize the Chevy Bel Air wasn't offered with a 327 engine and a four barrel carburetor until 1964." over picture of Sen. Britt looking shocked.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Measuringe the value of educacioun by returne on ynvestment onlye ys lyke measuringe the value of a garden by the weight of the floweres
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@SuzanaD3 @suzanad1.bsky.social · 11h
Good lord shut him the fuck up
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RhondaLee @rhondalee.bsky.social · 11h
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King Of The Hill: Hank's Gibberish Inquiry
ALT: King Of The Hill: Hank's Gibberish Inquiry
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Kristy Harms @kch2010.bsky.social · 11h
It’s a mystery.
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Tom 🇺🇸⚾️ 🇺🇦 🐈‍⬛ @dickallenhof15.bsky.social · 11h
They. Are. Applauding. Him.
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Kristy Harms @kch2010.bsky.social · 11h
Our Criminal-in-Chief explaining his concept of interior design. We thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Baby Facepalm: Lord Help Me
ALT: Baby Facepalm: Lord Help Me
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 11h
Hello, from the UK. What is the be-jesusing fuck is this please?
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klynnc.bsky.social @klynnc.bsky.social · 11h
He is F'ing insane
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Kimtcga @kimtc.bsky.social · 11h
Evergreen
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MA Reyes Art @mareyesart.bsky.social · 11h
WTF???
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Patric Reynolds @patricjreynolds.bsky.social · 11h
He HAS to be the dumbest motherfucker alive.
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