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Leanne Garvie

@garvie11.bsky.social
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Clapton-dweller, formerly and reformed Shoreditcher. "The extreme of the left" Mostly found dog walking in wellies. Sometimes found in East London gay bars. Will pet your dog.

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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
👀👀👀👀👀👀 Please have a listen.
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me at work: Sorry your name is Jospeh now, I simply can't type it any other way, I've tried.
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But OF COURSE my mother wants the Orangemen to 'win'. Alway on the wrong side of history that one, zero education or curiosity about life.
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At the Euston Tap for a drinks and just saw a man trying and start a fight with a pigeon 😬
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When I moved to a new primary school in N Ireland they wanted me to introduce myself by playing the triangle* in front of the whole assembly. Just me and a piano playing ABC alphabet song by Mozart. Mortifying. * I had no previous experience - just wildly talented I guess
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Opening Slack after being off for a bit and being inundated with request for things is NOT how I wanted my return to work to be. I don't want to be here right now.
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Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Still on holidays from work so I'm going out solo litter picking because I can't just sit on my arse doing nowt. It's depressing how much litter ends up on Hackney marshes after the weekend of football :(
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A skate park does more to reduce knife crime than “more bobbies on the beat”, the only difference is middle class white people are scared of groups of kids at skate parks and they’re comforted by the presence of the police.
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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There has been a noticeable lack of serious reaction over Turkish persecution of LGBTQIA+ community from the global community. As in many other countries, Türkiye tries to mask persecution by claiming being LGBTQIA+ isn't illegal and then using "obscenity laws". www.theguardian.com/global-devel...
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Turkey detains dozens in crackdown on LGBTQ+ activists and journalists
Protesters teargassed as minister claims widespread raids and arrests under obscenity laws were to ‘protect families’
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Looks like I just lost 5kg weight by cutting out delicious, delightful bread and cheese. Bastards. Lovely, scrumptious bastards. 😭😭
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you've got £36 million to spaff on right wing political wankers, you have too much money and we need to fix that with taxation of wealth please and thank you.
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm off on holiday for a bit because I needed a break, so of course my neighbour has left their dog with someone unstable who I now have to help with dog walking and emotional suppport and fuck me, I'm tired. Lovely dog though...
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There’s Christmas mince lies in my local Co-op and I’m in shorts. Wrong
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We're on a massive recruitment drive. All UK based hybrid working so you can do these from England, Scotland, Wales AND the North or Ireland. > User Researchers > Content Designers > Developers > Product Managers www.dxw.com/careers/#ope...
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Careers - dxw
We’re always looking for great people to work at dxw We work on things that matter Joining us means you’ll work on projects that make a difference. From helping schools to save money, to improving ser...
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I want every single donation investigated back to the original donor and plastered all over the media. Let's see how grubby it gets.
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Angus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Reform HQ right now
Father Ted meme. Is there anything to be said for another by-election?
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I dunno man, this AI psychosis thing is really starting to feel like avoiding that Ktarian Game...
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 31/08/2026
Normalise saying 'fascist propaganda' instead of 'culture wars'
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's my last day of being 47 today. I wonder if it'll be someone else's last day as 47... 🤞
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The double take I double took at my neighbourhood WhatsApp chat 🙈
A WhatsApp group chat screenshot, a neighbour posts a picture of a computer mouse that a first glance could possibly resemble something of the ‘blue’ nature, the caption reads’Could somone (spelling in context) use a joystick computer mouse usb connection. Good for RSI.
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dxw @dxw.com · 27/08/2026
We're hiring for a number of roles here at dxw, including: - Developer - Senior Developer - Lead Technologist - Product Manager/Senior Product Manager Find all the info on the roles and how to apply here 👉 www.dxw.com/careers/#ope...
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Mikeado @mikeado.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Got two tickets for Pulp at Wythenshawe Park tomorrow going spare. £140 face value but would take £100. How many people are even on Bluesky to see this? Not shifting these, am I.
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Simpsons Lenny award show
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not our Dolly, no. She lives on!
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Sweet Cháa: Playful Sip
ALT: Sweet Cháa: Playful Sip
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Was thinking about Paul O'Grady earlier and, of course, Lily Savage. Irresistibly funny youtu.be/Tie4KF1LZTI?...
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No One Was Ready for Lily Savage | Parkinson on BBC
YouTube video by The Michael Parkinson Channel
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/08/2026
i think the big data center backlash has a lot to do with technology getting worse, costing more, building a surveillance state, destroying the environment, owned by a class of wealthy elite that coalesced behind the fascist regime that made clear they’d sacrifice humanity for their own power growth
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fucking alert wankers!
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Dr Panti Bliss-Cabrera @pantibliss.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Haiti is one of the most dangerous in the world, fucked up by natural disasters and a long history of being fucked over by colonialism, slavery, and foreign powers, and now the US has taken away the legal status of people who managed to escape AND IS PUTTING THEM IN SHACKLES
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Every day at work is an absolute slog and I just sit on my arse all day at a computer. My brain feels like soup and the existential dread creeps up every single day that it doesn't rain. But yeh, let's drill in the North Sea or build another data centre. That'll fix it.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 07/08/2026
fun detail from quarterly filings: SpaceX bought $295 million worth of Megapack stationary storage batteries from Tesla... without that purchase, Tesla's energy generation/storage revenue would have been flat for the quarter (energy segment revenue was just over $3b, up 13%, so just about $300m)
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If your belief is that a 'mediocre man' could take HRT and just go ahead and beat elite women in sports, I don't think you know much about elite women's sports or what HRT does to the male body. And for financial gain? Wait until I tell you about the pay disparity...
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
God forbid women have hobbies
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Whiston Road E2 closed at Nicholl Street with police tape. A stabbing apparently 😔
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I have massive anxiety due to existential dread however this work won't finish itself now, will it? *internal screaming*
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
What the fuck is wrong with these people? They will control all information, re-write history, create their own reality where truth doesn't exist. Awful, burn it all down
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Jessica Smith 🏳️‍🌈 @mintopia.net · 27/07/2026
I did everything they asked, played nicely, played their games. - Fought for a GP referral to GIC - Waited 16 months for a GIC appointment - Answered the invasive questions - Took their homeopathic doses of HRT - Saved the NHS money by having private SRS - Took statutory declarations 1/8
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 26/07/2026
150,000 marched yesterday in London for trans rights. Opened the Sky News app. Scrolled and scrolled. Nothing. BBC News app. Nothing. Guardian app. Nothing. This is what actual silencing looks like.
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I actually think the trillionaire saying his AI tool will remake a movie without the Black and trans actors in it should be a bigger story because it’s a perfect example of why the ruling class wants AI to succeed: so they can remake reality without those they deem undesirable - every nazi’s dream.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
As a non-practicing Newcastle Utd fan (Saudi money 🤮) I am very sad that the legendary Kevin Keegan has died. His 80s perm will live on...
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 18/07/2026
Just accidentally called him Ringo Spice, as if the other three are John Spice, George Spice, and Paul Spice
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’m convinced Hegseth is just an AI that Judith Butler created to demonstrate that Gender is a social construct
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
London is less busy in the roads and more busy in the pub this evening. Police out in force. Stay hydrated, stay safe. No fighting. #thefootball
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Ending my phonecall today with the Mother 'send me pictures of Orangemen with heatstroke please'
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goonlighting @goonlighting.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
harry kane is going to ask his new golfing buddy to cancel that goal
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
lol
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hydration break!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/07/2026
CEO Reveals How He Used AI To Build One-Person Company That's $1.3 Billion In Debt
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Leanne Garvie @garvie11.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Sat on my glasses again. Broke them again. Cursed glasses. Cursed arse.
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