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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 9h
Tick-tock, #Bluesky. Better to release half a subscription service than chase perfection to extinction. thedesk.net/2024/12/blue...
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm getting ready for #Halloween. My newest #Metalcore song is now live on #SoundCloud. "I've Got a Skeleton Too" will be part of my newest album, "Chrome for the Holidays". Perfect for people afraid of the dentist or anyone who has a bone to pick with an employer. soundcloud.com/dirty-devote...
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Recently, #Firefox has turned into a steaming pile of garbage. Despite my pleading... ...and I fucking begged them like a snitch... ...they have not listened to reason. Great alternative (temporary or otherwise) is #LibreWolf. It's a fork with max protect on, seemingly immune from the same issues.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Many people are upset at Trump for the second taxpayer-funded ad (which violates federal law) shown during the NFL this past weekend. But you're probably not pissed at the #NFL, are you? Before you judge #MAGA harshly, you should carefully check to ensure that YOU are not also inside of a cult.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We thought what happened on Earth stayed on Earth until we were forced to move to Mars to save ourselves.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is what happens when your newsroom replaces all of its #journalists with accountants. Words have no definition. Instead, headlines are constructed via "clickability" (CTR) and "engagement". They are "power words" for making you afraid and weak in the index finger. Fuck @cnn.com and their greed.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And good morning to you, #Bluesky.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Using #MiniMax Agent today to make some #MarqueeCove clips. They just increased the average daily credit gift, so we can make more #AIVideos. As long as you avoid the token "female" at all costs, the Christians will allow a woman to work as a lifeguard.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This "Wonka's The Golden Ticket" TV show is terrifying. In the original book, Wonka is not a good guy. He owns enslaved pygmies, and his reaction to the children is literally psychopathic. Now, asshats are raising him up on a pedestal because greed and diabetes are religion in #America.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'd like to recommend Tensor.Art if any of you need to use an "Edit" feature to swap out six yuppie weirdos for the upper-management required to land your joke.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the homepage for #Twitter at the moment. It's good that they're taking the situation seriously.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm not going to lie: you had me at "disco testicles". In a stunning development that I could not have anticipated an hour ago, I'm now a Kacey Musgraves fan.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#AIVideo is so censored that you couldn't actually make Who's the Boss for ABC today. In Season 2, Samantha is having her 13th birthday and, as per the rules, they freeze Angela's bra because she's the first one to fall asleep. Try that shit on Wan and Stephen Miller will show up at your house.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brah, that looks great for 768x768. #Perchance #AIArt
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
After this soul-crushing moment of sudden betrayal on plain old SD1, I am officially withdrawing any and all support that I may have offered in the past for the #AIArt site @dezgo.bsky.social . #Censorship #Dezgo
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#NYTimes: Trump-Xi Summit Ends With Tea and Tour but Little Visible Policy Progress #WashingtonPost: Should interviewees take iced coffee with them to the job interview? Trumpification complete.
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James Stout @jamesstout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
deleted a post about the Iced Coffee thing after realizing it came from a WaPo article. What a pathetic way to seek attention and clicks when ur a newspaper and our country is sliding into fascism.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wan has four new #AIVideo "skills" today that certainly aren't as niche as my "Storyboard" idea, which every other #AIArt Web site has (not that I'm holding a grudge)... - (Ads) Flying Saucer Gift Box - (Ads) Clothesline Display - (Pets) Pet Launch Event - (Portrait) Paint Portrait
Screenshot of the page on their site.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That is gross. #GenerativeAI #Psychopathy
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck --- off --- @gdevelop.bsky.social. I haven't decided which finger to give you yet, but you should watch 'cause it's gonna be exciting!!!
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Yes, you're right. But in the end, we all die anyway. So it doesn't really matter." That's not Trump, Tucker. That's Christianity. None of this matters. Only Heaven matters. So let it burn. Lower my taxes. 25A can't solve that.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Working on my #WLWWrestling #AIVideo show. This is a 15s output by #MiniMax for a wrestler intro. H3 is obsessed with start and end keyframes (and it really needs one of each). Almost no interest in reference images. I can't use the word "female" ( #Censorship ), but otherwise this is pretty good.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Didn't "this cycle" used to say "this week"? Anyone else catch that? #AIMusic #MozartAI
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Asking #GenerativeAI to remember all of the variables in your video game correctly is a lazy and disastrous idea. That's not what AI is for. #GameDev projects that incorporate AI need a middleware to manage the game state, or else your game will be a hot mess.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#DidYouKnow that high-heeled shoes were originally a guy thing made in Iran? So technically speaking, any woman who wears high heels is a transsexual Muslim spitting in the face of "god's plan" that men and women must have different sections at Boscov's. www.teenvogue.com/story/heels-...
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Technically, #Democrats hug your kids after they find the courage to announce they trans'ed themselves. Also, your daily reminder that this obsession with what your kids wear is entirely based on Deuteronomy 22:5, a mistranslated sentence about the cloud man detesting those who avoid conscription.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It occurs to me that Ace Attorney VR is how one would get away with murdering an epileptic.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Let's say, just for funsies, that a full grown man who calls himself "Tommy" is both super-straight and absolutely correct: every single pilot in the United States Air Force was at "furries" for the weekend. SO... FUCKING... WHAT?!?
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How about #Gmail trying to give me homework over here. I have enough problems teaching myself, now you want me to help your e-mail spy? Fuck off, #Google. If it was actually "magic", then it wouldn't need me. Now would it?
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Discord is doomed. If their brains are anything like the UI of that site, not a single user will be able to find a driver's license much less scan it into a computer so hackers can steal it.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That lawsuit will probably get thrown out. Technically their action should be against the White House Correspondents' Association. www.cnn.com/2026/09/23/p...
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
During the fight for gay rights, bisexuals were caught in the middle. Shout out to #bisexual activists Wendy Curry (Maine), Michael Page (Florida), and Gigi Raven Wilbur (Texas) for creating "Celebrate Bisexuality Day" in 1999 to make moderation great again. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebra...
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Let's assume everyone involved is honest. By her own admission, this woman was so desperate for likes and subs on InsertNameOfSMSiteHere that she met her rapist and allowed him to inject her with a possibly dangerous drug. WTF are we doing, people? #AnythingForMoney www.cnn.com/2026/09/22/u...
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When #Tapas removed their "Free Access" tab back in June, that was the canary turning green. Electricity isn't free, people. I want you to remember this moment when #Bluesky announces their membership service and I'm the only person in the fanbase not calling them sell-outs.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People. There is no law requiring the President of the United States to speak to the press, accommodate the press, or grant access to the White House. Teddy Roosevelt had a handful of friendly "journalists" who would print whatever he said (no matter how wrong), so they got a special room.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
...after 8:05PM EST. From the #Latin "auctumnalis", which is: - "aug-" = "to add to" (like "augment") - "t" = rare Latin stand-in for a base (see "auction" and "author") - "-mnus" = a suffix making it a noun - "-alis" = a suffix meaning "related to" (like "seasonal" or "hibernal")
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
These people are alcoholics. They're talking about teetotaling like it's the newest, hottest drug that's killing today's youth. In my opinion, this is @cnn.com begging you to destroy your liver as fast as possible so that the Diageo stock price doesn't crater. www.cnn.com/2026/09/21/h...
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If he had gotten his orders from a burning ficus, that man would be our president right now. www.cnn.com/2026/09/21/u...
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Apparently there is a photo floating around of the actress who is going to play Chun-Li in some upcoming movie. It's a fucking heavily-censored disaster of an outfit with no less than six errors. =>THIS<= is what it's supposed to look like, so you know when to boo while you're at the cinema.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If any of you happen to need an #AICzar, I am here for you.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christians demand 10% of your paycheck (Numbers 18:26), and then prattle on about what a horrible person you are while you're giving it. Meanwhile, the house edge on American Roulette is 5.26%. Mathematically speaking, it's better to have someone in a casino toss your balls for an hour every Sunday.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So "nerd" is good and "geek" is bad. But what about a "wonk"? Well, a "policy wonk" (1993, Clinton Administration) is a guy who is at the law library for so many hours of his day that he chooses to "wonk it" (Yale accent) in the bathroom instead of going home to masturbate like a normal person.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They not only understand how much you despite them, they depend on it to keep the cultists in line. The fear of being alone in the world surrounded by people who despise you keeps every cult strong. So, maybe less with the blinding hatred?
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Economy" comes from the #Greek meaning "house" (oikos) plus "rules" (nomos). These are the rules that protect your house, their house, our house, and "the house" (like a casino is called "the house"). Any rule protecting one of those four---even to the detriment of the others---is "real" economics.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So... - it's "25-cents-a-gallon" - it's "driver-side" - that's not how an ampersand works - we use "stoning", so it's "Fred-Flintstoning" - it's "bitch" Also, since Wilma also drove, we just use "Flintstoning" in the automotive industry to describe a rotted floorboard. Less 🤣. More "terrifying".
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fucking what? I need #Tidal to stop trying to help me out.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tidal has an absurd censorship bot. "Happy Ever After ('s Such a Drag)" is about how opposites attract. "Eskimo Sisters" is about two women who tell the guy who slept with them both to fuck off. Why is the former "explicit" while the latter is not?
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No, the #Converse ad does not have KKK imagery. It was a screenshot of one of the six frames in a video that happened to land funny on the skirt of an Asian female. Grow the fuck up, people. We have hundreds of actual problems. One guy's Print Screen key is not one of them. wwd.com/footwear-new...
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A "mastodon" is called that because it's "teeth" (like peri...odontal) have little "nipple-shaped" (like mast...ectomy) bumps. So it has "breast toothed" molars---which is a fucking ridiculous name. Warning: if you teach a child that #Greek etymology, MAGA will try to put you into jail.
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This tells you everything you need to know about the Luddites joining with the Christians to stop the end of fear and religion.
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