Sign in

Samantha

@samburgler.bsky.social
121 followers 151 following 139 posts

She/Her I play video games on easy.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Samantha
Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 12h
The rot inside our government is going to last decades. Any Dem who suggests we just “turn the page” like Obama and Biden did needs to be run out of town. We need vengeance and cleansing.
26730135
Reposted by Samantha
Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now
1684096507
Reposted by Samantha
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can anybody else see that sleep paralysis demon in the background?
7005056587
Samantha @samburgler.bsky.social · 13h
Questions that need answered
000
Reposted by Samantha
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 23h
Remember kids: you get what you get and you don’t get upset.
4566732
Reposted by Samantha
Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All the J6ers are out. And their leader is in the White House because some suburbanites in Pennsylvania and Michigan were angry about inflation and Biden didn't have the stones to throw a crook in jail. And now he has a pedo-filled Gestapo that's allowed to murder people in the street. Yay
234055
Reposted by Samantha
Mr. Buddy @alexfirer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A bunch of folks who have never had empathy for Palestinian deaths are quoted here en masse responding to an accurate, smart, and thought out statement. Same as if ever was. Zohran is great. His critics continue to relegate themselves into history's villain pile.
51120154
Reposted by Samantha
Erica Ifill @wickdchiq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The mayor of Saint-Denis, Bally Bagayoko, literally used himself as a human shield to protect students from police violence
5355741722
Samantha @samburgler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This photo is @sirlarr.bsky.social coded
010
Reposted by Samantha
Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not my elder millennial ass getting emotional at 8:30 am watching this
371694129
Reposted by Samantha
Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jack from 30 Rock saying “that’s Republican, we count those”
24451559
Reposted by Samantha
Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People forget that J6 was successful. Everyone who participated was let out of jail and the guy who perpetrated it is President again. There were no consequences. They have plenty of incentive to do a much bigger and worse version.
6542181009
Reposted by Samantha
Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Prednisone ass technology. Miracle drug for 3 days and then your body stops healing on its own without it
311013
Reposted by Samantha
FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
9/11 was one of the worst days on American soil in history,,, we just honored its 25th anniversary. This “patriot” is encouraging something worse by 957,671%. A million times worse,,, actually.
40835221
Reposted by Samantha
Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
1348852947
Reposted by Samantha
Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tired: Michael had a gambling problem Wired: LeBron is giving other people a gambling problem
417330
Reposted by Samantha
Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 05/10/2026
Or we could hold you accountable for the harm you cause.   Just because the Trump admin won't lift a finger doesn't mean big AI should get away with putting profits over people. www.politico.com/news/2026/10...
23548113
Samantha @samburgler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My parents let me watch the IT miniseries with them. Enough said.
000
Reposted by Samantha
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tremors and jaws are both great movies, and Jaws probably succeeds more as a work of horror. but Tremors is actually perfect. an almost unique example of a film executed flawlessly in line with its vision.
391276167
Reposted by Samantha
Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These people cannot be trusted to vote in their best interests. Ever. They have failed at the most simple task and have driven this country to ruin. They are too stupid to be allowed to have a say in the future of the country. Convince a non-voter to vote. There are LOTS of those.
282218399
Reposted by Samantha
Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This isn't his kid which makes it much funnier
1021813
Reposted by Samantha
Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They deserve every miserable humiliating L they take
2261454
Reposted by Samantha
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026
This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you
A guy who looks basically 1:1 like Michael McDonald who recently found out Michael McDonald is his biological father
932750364
Reposted by Samantha
Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Both of these are Aaron Rodgers
0988
Reposted by Samantha
Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mind-boggling, indeed.
1427451
Reposted by Samantha
Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 30/09/2026
Let’s be clear: I support a total ban on Congressmembers trading stock.   But Republicans are trying to package a fraudulent version of that with a bill to disenfranchise American voters.   This is politics at its worst. Put a real ban on the floor if you’re serious.
426857
Samantha @samburgler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There’s a movie out there where Anthony Hopkins beats Burgess Meredith to death with a ventriloquist dummy and I just watched it
110
Reposted by Samantha
ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
178124902676
Reposted by Samantha
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you recognize the subway hijacker’s sneeze.
841995162
Reposted by Samantha
Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't forget that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social wants to let the GOP get away with all of this. He said let's turn the page and get on with business. He's on the side of the Nazis if he thinks this kind of thing is acceptable in the United States of America. This can't be allowed to slide. It can't.
151824433
Reposted by Samantha
Distant Arcade @distantarcade.co.uk · 29/09/2026
it's my aim to be as cool as this dad
a post for software etc. showing a dad in a sega varsity jacket, backwards cap, sunglasses, jeans, and converse. he's holding a sega game gear and there's a sega genesis in box by his feet with peripherals
34516
Reposted by Samantha
Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well guess what
1041318
Reposted by Samantha
Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey look it's not exactly the same as switching parties but I gotta get some partial credit for Marge telling everyone the caravans are made up during election season. that's pretty huge.
310713
Reposted by Samantha
Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BIG TECH: This thing is going to kill everyone TRUMP: I want to be the one to name it
311158226
Reposted by Samantha
Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
131105462100
Reposted by Samantha
Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@longwall26
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

@YouGov
One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
263176462
Samantha @samburgler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I once went to a 4 movie marathon at the drive in that was Finding Nemo, 13 Ghosts (original) Freaky Friday (Lohan) and House on Haunted Hill (original) Who curated THAT
010
Samantha @samburgler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My 9 Games #My9Games my9games.com/en/s/65d270a...
my9games.com
The 9 Games That Shaped Sam | My 9 Games
Pick the 9 games you love most and share them. Take a look at the 9 games shared on this page.
000
Samantha @samburgler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
010
Reposted by Samantha
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How is not using a product you purchased fraud?
1581849290
Reposted by Samantha
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is wrong for several reasons, chief among them the fact that at least one person is on record saying L. Ron Hubbard was good at sex
602976305
Reposted by Samantha
Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026
Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all
7359802001
Samantha @samburgler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Whelp I’m never taking Dylan out of this varsity jacket, I’m afraid
000
Reposted by Samantha
George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Drag queens ain't done shit to you
11567471184
Reposted by Samantha
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Will Smith at the Oscars saying keep my mayor's name out your fucking mouth
51393127
Samantha @samburgler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Had my doubts about playing as Dylan in Control Resonant but turns out he’s my type of sadboi
000
Reposted by Samantha
Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Incredible. First Secretary Mullin claimed that DHS had identified 15,903 noncitizens on Nevada’s voter roll. Then DHS officials told a skeptical Nevada, no no no, that’s just people we flagged. Here are the names of 185 people we KNOW aren’t citizens. All 185 were citizens. DHS got 100% wrong.
When the Department of Homeland Security sent Nevada a list of 185 names last month that it claimed identified noncitizens who had been improperly allowed to register to vote, state election officials got to work.
On Tuesday, the state sent a strongly worded rebuke to the federal government: Every single person on the list was a lawful citizen.
"As for the 185 individuals, our records indicate that they were citizens," Greg D. Ott, a deputy attorney general in Nevada, wrote, according to a copy of a letter sent to Department of Homeland Security officials obtained through open records requests.
"You have provided nothing of substance to suggest otherwise."Following the meeting, Ms. Vogt sent a clarifying email to Nevada officials. "I also wanted to be sure I clarified that we did not reduce the 15,903 to 185," she wrote. "We've manually reviewed some of the 15,903 and confirmed 185 are not U.S. Citizens."
Now, Nevada officials are saying even that 185 number is wrong. They also took issue with a letter D.H.S. sent them in early September, in which the agency reiterated its initial claims about nearly 16,000 noncitizens on the rolls and pressured state officials to review each case in a letter to Nevada officials in early September.
21088183854
Reposted by Samantha
Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Somehow already looks like Mitch McConnell
415614