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Sailor Larry ⚓

@sailorlarry.bsky.social
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Dad of b/g twins 👨‍👧‍👦 Detroit 🦁 Fan b4 it was cool 🏈 Navy Vet ⚓ Underachiever

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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
ICE can target deez nuts
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I'm always tired and it never seems to end 😭
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Can we negotiate at a pumpkin patch?
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Don't want me in the liquor store at 9am, don't have the liquor store open at 9am.
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I shutdown all the time, government ain’t special
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I've been tired since somewhere in 2009
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Everyone should try smoking at least once
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I've been tired since somewhere in 2009
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Are cigarettes really bad or is that just another lie by the liberals?
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Are cigarettes really bad or is that just another lie by the liberals?
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
It's 2025...why isn't the whole poptart frosted?
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Change your vocabulary and stop using the language of the predator. 1. Underage woman = child 2. Sex scandal (involving children) = rape 3. Sex with child = child rape 4. Sex trafficking = rape trafficking 5. Pedophile = child rapist #opdeatheaters
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
This email has found me dead
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
The POTUS raped kids. Really no other way to explain it.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Why are Senate Republicans HELLBENT on preventing you from seeing who molested children?
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
MAY EVERY DAY BE ANOTHER WONDERFUL SECRET
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Tax the church
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I didn't even know Nick Adams was a real person. I swore it was a satire bot account. Ffs. WHAT ARE WE DOING
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
"American Dream" because you gotta be asleep to believe it
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
What amount of Benadryl meets the Hatwoman
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I'm starting to believe I'm living in a fever dream. Literally no other way to explain the world.
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I didn't even know Nick Adams was a real person. I swore it was a satire bot account. Ffs. WHAT ARE WE DOING
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Your love for me may be temporary, but the disappointment you feel is forever.
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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
This year is just end-to-end fuck-ups and bad news.
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
All gas. No brakes
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Head of NASA goes from an actual astronaut to an MTV real-world contestant. Get me off this timeline please
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Buck McWilliams @buckmcw.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Geez..now they have drop off bins?
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
The richest country on earth with the shittiest alert systems. Thoughts with all the families from Texas and New Mexico.
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Tax the church
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God @thegodshow.com · 09/07/2025
If churches are allowed to endorse political candidates, then they must also pay taxes.
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
MS13 is short for Microsoft Office 2013
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
No more awareness please. I've seen enough
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
*Do I show up 30 minutes early* Yes *Do I stay in my car for 30 minutes in the parking lot to cry before I head into work?* Also yes
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Maybe if I set myself on fire this guy will get the hint I'm not interested in his story.
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
We could just tax billionaires
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Are we winning yet?
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Any good Signal chats to join?
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Stinky Think Tank @stinkythinktank.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I just slapped a huge tariff on your Mom's ass.
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SWAYHEM @swayart.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
The joke is literally this year and it ain’t even funny
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
*we noticed you missed a payment* Yeah, didn't feel like paying
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
A protest is planned in Green Bay to speak out against Musk’s influence. Our votes are stronger than his money. Wisconsin is NOT for sale. Protest Details: Sunday, March 30 | 4:30–6:30 PM CDT 300 Main St, Green Bay, WI 54301
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
With the amount of guns in this country why hasn’t anyone **** ***
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 24/03/2025
Are you guys filing your taxes or like, what are we doing this year.
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
"Ten" by Pearl Jam is the greatest debut album to ever be recorded. Change my mind
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Trump signed an executive order that he said would “begin eliminating the federal Department of Education once and for all,” although the agency cannot be closed without the approval of Congress.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Reminder: If you’re sharing information, protect yourself. Documents and communications often contain hidden watermarks, intentional typos, odd punctuation, inconsistent spacing, or stylized phrasing—all designed to uniquely identify the source.
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Has the IRS been dismantled yet or do I still need to file?
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Andrew @andrew-codes-7.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I’m tired of living in unprecedented times
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Natania Barron ~ Fantasy Author @natania.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Even my teeth are tired
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Twinkle, twinkle little star How I wonder WHAT THE FUCK
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