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Sailor Larry ⚓

@sailorlarry.bsky.social
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Dad of b/g twins 👨‍👧‍👦 Detroit 🦁 Fan b4 it was cool 🏈 Navy Vet ⚓ Underachiever

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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
ICE can target deez nuts
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I'm always tired and it never seems to end 😭
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Can we negotiate at a pumpkin patch?
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Don't want me in the liquor store at 9am, don't have the liquor store open at 9am.
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I shutdown all the time, government ain’t special
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I've been tired since somewhere in 2009
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Everyone should try smoking at least once
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I've been tired since somewhere in 2009
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Are cigarettes really bad or is that just another lie by the liberals?
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Are cigarettes really bad or is that just another lie by the liberals?
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
It's 2025...why isn't the whole poptart frosted?
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Change your vocabulary and stop using the language of the predator. 1. Underage woman = child 2. Sex scandal (involving children) = rape 3. Sex with child = child rape 4. Sex trafficking = rape trafficking 5. Pedophile = child rapist #opdeatheaters
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
This email has found me dead
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
The POTUS raped kids. Really no other way to explain it.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Why are Senate Republicans HELLBENT on preventing you from seeing who molested children?
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
MAY EVERY DAY BE ANOTHER WONDERFUL SECRET
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Tax the church
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I didn't even know Nick Adams was a real person. I swore it was a satire bot account. Ffs. WHAT ARE WE DOING
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
"American Dream" because you gotta be asleep to believe it
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
What amount of Benadryl meets the Hatwoman
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I'm starting to believe I'm living in a fever dream. Literally no other way to explain the world.
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Abbott is such a terrible person
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
WTF is there to do/eat in Tulsa??
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I didn't even know Nick Adams was a real person. I swore it was a satire bot account. Ffs. WHAT ARE WE DOING
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Gov Hotwheels is at it again
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Your love for me may be temporary, but the disappointment you feel is forever.
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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
This year is just end-to-end fuck-ups and bad news.
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
All gas. No brakes
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Head of NASA goes from an actual astronaut to an MTV real-world contestant. Get me off this timeline please
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
And families of North Carolina also. This is only the start of a rough season it looks like 💔
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Buck McWilliams @buckmcw.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Geez..now they have drop off bins?
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
The richest country on earth with the shittiest alert systems. Thoughts with all the families from Texas and New Mexico.
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I'm back on the road and heading to Louisiana and Oklahoma. Never been to either. What's there to do in either??
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Tax the church
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God @thegodshow.com · 09/07/2025
If churches are allowed to endorse political candidates, then they must also pay taxes.
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
MS13 is short for Microsoft Office 2013
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
No more awareness please. I've seen enough
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
*Do I show up 30 minutes early* Yes *Do I stay in my car for 30 minutes in the parking lot to cry before I head into work?* Also yes
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Maybe if I set myself on fire this guy will get the hint I'm not interested in his story.
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
We could just tax billionaires
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Are we winning yet?
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Any good Signal chats to join?
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Stinky Think Tank @stinkythinktank.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I just slapped a huge tariff on your Mom's ass.
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SWAYHEM @swayart.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
The joke is literally this year and it ain’t even funny
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
*we noticed you missed a payment* Yeah, didn't feel like paying
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
A protest is planned in Green Bay to speak out against Musk’s influence. Our votes are stronger than his money. Wisconsin is NOT for sale. Protest Details: Sunday, March 30 | 4:30–6:30 PM CDT 300 Main St, Green Bay, WI 54301
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
With the amount of guns in this country why hasn’t anyone **** ***
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 24/03/2025
Are you guys filing your taxes or like, what are we doing this year.
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
They're not rights if they can be taken away.
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Sailor Larry ⚓ @sailorlarry.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
We don't have "rights". We have privileges
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