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Remembering Daniel Craig answering that question from the kid in Road to Perdition - "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so fucking hilarious."

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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 7h
NO AI NO Billionaires NO Crypto The ABCs of saving Democracy
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Blake C. Stacey @blakestacey.myatproto.social · 08/09/2026
The number of Memphis residents whom I am willing to give respiratory illness in order to solve the Riemann hypothesis is still zero, you absolute kneebiters.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 12h
CTE or just a bad person? Combination of both? It's football, I guess.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14h
"Yeah, sorry your kid died or whatever. What do you think about my chandeliers?"
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My man looks like he would kill you just to see what killing someone feels like.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 05/10/2026
"Nothing prettier than a deceased leaf hanging from a tree in its final few moments on earth. It makes me want to wrap an oversized scarf around my neck and take a walk through the carnage." buff.ly/2vXkd3o
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I Love When the Leaves Turn Beautiful Colors and Fall to Their Deaths
“Nothing prettier than a deceased leaf hanging from a tree in its final few moments on earth. It makes me want to wrap an oversized scarf around my neck and ...
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm detective Perv. This is my partner, Sgt. Pedo. We have a few questions for you. Do you like Jimmy Buffet?
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No shit🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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Science Magazine @science.org · 05/10/2026
Exclusive: A new analysis refutes James Watson’s claim that he was the first to recognize the significance of the famed photograph 51. scim.ag/4rTKck8
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How did Rosalind Franklin miss the helix in her iconic DNA image? She didn’t
New analysis refutes James Watson’s claim he was first to recognize significance of famed photograph 51
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In his defense, his own wife recently cut a "take one for the team" ad to bolster his campaign. That's got to help him.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Robot voice: They are all such good boys. They come from the best families. Their futures are so bright.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Re: Brazil Election I find it refreshing to know that America isn't the only country with a profoundly large number of stupid, shitty voters. There's tons of evidence that stupid and shitty is the norm for voters around the world.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why not just make a submersible oil tanker to rescue the kids? Oh, sorry. My Musk mythology neuralink misfired.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like a beluga whale pitching Bitcoin
Elon Musk, douchy and doughy and pale
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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
someone call up will smith we need him to do something
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Colin Smith @colinsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Leslie Illingworth’s brilliant double-page colour carton “The Combat”, as printed in Punch magazine in Nov 1939 just a few months after the UK entered World War II.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Amon-Ra St. Brown An Egyptian Deity so kick-ass, the Catholic Church had no choice but to grant him sainthood.
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ronsalas @ronsalas.com · 03/10/2026
I remember when I first learned about Magnus Robot Fighter, the dude that really fascinated me was 1-A, the robot that found baby Magnus and trained him to destroy other robots. Like wtf
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Could you imagine the audience for this in the AI Era? Amazing.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In measured Hakeem Jeffries tone: That's not what the American people want. We must focus on shepherding a good crypto bill through Congress.
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Establish that violations of the Emoluments Clauses and the Establishment Clause are impeachable. Establish that war crimes are impeachable. None of these require the mens rea questions that so sidetracked the first two Trump impeachments. The facts are the facts.
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MPR News @mprnews.org · 03/10/2026
Attorney General Keith Ellison says that Google's agreement with Xcel Energy to power the huge, hyperscale data center in Pine Island could leave Xcel's other customers on the hook for millions and possibly more than a billion dollars in extra costs.
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Ellison: Google’s Pine Island data center could cost Minnesotans millions for electricity
Attorney General Keith Ellison says that Google's agreement with Xcel Energy to power a huge, hyperscale data center in Pine Island could leave Xcel's other customers on the hook for millions of dolla...
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lotta people out here bragging about "training models" but why do that when you can model trains
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Chris Sprigman @cjsprigman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cornell’s new era of transparency should begin with this guy admitting he hit Gaza protestors with his car on purpose and then lied about it. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/03/n...
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Cornell President Calls Rape Inquiry ‘Defining Moment’ for Campus
Michael I. Kotlikoff said in a video the university would be more transparent, hold Greek groups accountable and improve sexual assault prevention.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/10/2026
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Rant: Pope, would you please shut the fuck up about matters you do not understand? You're not an Ai influencer, no one elected you, and you have absolutely no weight in this debate and you're being used as a mouthpiece to sway public opinion. how many local models do you run?

Community notes: The Pope is elected by cardinals in a Conclave which gathers in the Sistine Chapel.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Get ready for ICE to be out in Kansas on Election Day.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Are you watching Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein by any chance?
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If only they had transformed into robots.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The owners would love for the Tampa Bay Rays to win the World Series. And while I hate the owners, so would I.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I voted for Trump three times. But, I have to admit, I'm a little disappointed." That's what a fuckhead who would vote for Trump a fourth time would say.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These people cannot be trusted to vote in their best interests. Ever. They have failed at the most simple task and have driven this country to ruin. They are too stupid to be allowed to have a say in the future of the country. Convince a non-voter to vote. There are LOTS of those.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"The Pope? How many gigs of RAM has he got?" --Iosif Stalin
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is not true. SPOILER The entire movie was just a dream that Cruise's character from Tropic Thunder, Les Grossman, had.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
His brain must have been Sandler-blasted.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 04/10/2026
Ukraine war briefing: Kyiv to increase oil refinery attacks because of Moscow’s winter strategy, Zelenskyy says
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Ukraine war briefing: Kyiv to increase oil refinery attacks because of Moscow’s winter strategy, Zelenskyy says
Kyiv working on better jamming capabilities, interceptors for Shahed drones and ballistic missiles that can reach Moscow. What we know on day 1,684 Ukraine will increase its attacks on Russian oil refineries, but won’t target civilians, because of a new policy of airstrikes by Moscow designed to force people to abandon Kyiv and other cities, Volodymyr Zelenskyy has said. Ukraine’s intelligence service has obtained documents showing the Russian ruler, Vladimir Putin, has issued a new doctrine of military attacks on a much broader range of civilian targets ahead of winter, ⁠Ukraine’s president told Reuters. “We saw documents and we know that they ⁠allow them to attack infrastructure, logistics, and especially to attack ​in the cities, in the villages, everywhere, roads, schools, hospitals,” he said. “To pressure people to leave the capital, leave different cities: this is the goal of the operation.” “We have to respond in any way [we can]. With their attacks on our energy, we have to respond on their energy. First of all, oil refiners: what gives money to them for this war,” Zelenskyy said. “But we will not respond, of course … on any civilian objects.” Russian attacks on Saturday in Ukraine killed at least six people and damaged Kyiv’s Northern Bridge, disrupting traffic for a third day in Moscow’s latest effort to complicate life in the Ukrainian capital. Previously, it has hit apartment blocks, supermarket warehouses, gas stations, datacentres and other civilian targets. A continuing Ukrainian counteroffensive dubbed Vivaldi had recaptured about 140 sq km (54 sq miles) of Ukraine’s eastern Donbas region, Zelenskyy told Reuters. It is a setback for Putin who wants Russia to completely control the Donbas before agreeing to any peace deal. Zelenskyy said Ukraine was working to offset low supplies of ammunition for its fighter aircraft – F-16s and MiGs – that bring down about 60% of the Russian jet-powered drones. He said Ukraine was working to boost its jamming capabilities; and in the second half of October it would receive a first shipment of small, cheap air defence missiles capable of hitting new jet-powered Shahed drones. Ukraine had begun to deploy its own domestically made ballistic missile – the FP-7, which has a range of about 250km (155 miles), said Zelenskyy. It hoped to have a longer-range model, the FP-9, ready by autumn. Exit polls from Latvia’s parliamentary election published on Saturday night favoured prime minister Andris Kulbergs’s centrist, pro-Ukraine United List party, suggesting the country will maintain its pro-European and pro-Ukrainian course. But populist parties also had a good night after an election campaign dominated by fears about neighbouring Russia and the cost of living at home. With 72% of ballots counted, United List was on 36.5%, followed by the populist, Maga-style Latvia First on 13.0%. Kulbergs told journalists his party would not cooperate with any parties that were pro-Russian: “Our strong position is that any economic ties with Russia makes us weak; Russia would exploit this.” Baltic countries have warned for months that Russia is mounting sabotage, cyber and other hybrid ⁠attacks across Europe to erode support for Ukraine and sow fear, although some western officials doubt it is capable of launching ​a direct assault on Nato, of which Latvia is ‌a member. Throughout his campaign, Kulbergs promised more anti-drone capabilities for Latvia and to maintain defence spending at 5% of gross domestic product, one of the highest levels in Nato. His pro-Kremlin rivals said Latvia should stop any aid to Ukraine and instead focus more on cost-of-living issues, particularly among the country’s Russian-speaking minority. Continue reading...
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I took on my village's idiot. 🫤He lost his title.
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Megaweapon @megaweapon5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Devils have a guy named Amadeus Lombardi? That’s not a hockey player name, that’s a 17th century Pope name.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Starring Speaker Mike Johnson.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All the pieces . . . finally coming together!
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LA Confidential - the shoot out at the Victory Motel. My favorite action scene. Unbelievably well shot out and thought out.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Many science fiction authors have told us so.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"We're going to go to town on their butts like Kash on a dog's behind!"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/10/2026
Trump: "We've gonna shove it up their ass ... They are a bunch of dumb son of a bitches" Remember when presidents had dignity? Here's a lowlight supercut from Trump's rally tonight in Ohio:
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fingers crossed: Normal people ready to finally say "fuck you" to this short Scientologist whack job.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe it's time that America said fuck you to this Scientologist nutcase?
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’ve never seen a meme that embodies my very essence before.
YOU TRIGGERED MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE
AND PM A FLIGHTLESS BIRD!
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I give it a 6 out of 7.
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