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Are You Being Detained

@sailbarque.bsky.social
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Remembering Daniel Craig answering that question from the kid in Road to Perdition - "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so fucking hilarious."

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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The "fresh" comedy stylings of Shane Gillis!
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tell me that PopeHat was wrong about him.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hurricane Isaias doesn't work for me. Not when Hurricane Ikaris was sitting right there for them!
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You set her down with a crazy old man teacher who knows how to make sure she knows how to use her powers to their utmost, slap a domino mask and miniskirt on her, and then you let her kill Spider-Man.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Clayface. Coming soon to a theater near you.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just want to say that people can't eat road salt.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LA Confidential - the shoot out at the Victory Motel. My favorite action scene. Unbelievably well shot out and thought out.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If it had screamed "I'm going to kill your mother," I would have maybe thought it was the Graydon Avenue Samantha. But this doesn't sound like her MO.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Get Kimberly Strassel on this! I need to know if it's true.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Underestimate Rahm at your own risk. His body odor really is stunning.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Megan McArdle cartoon (would the right word be icon?) makes her look like she says "Ack" when she checks to see if she's been the victim of cancel culture on Twitter.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bennett Brauer sounds the alarm for the GOP.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jill Stein remaining on ElonMusk's PedoSite is completely appropriate.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How do you leave Midnight Mass off this list?
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They forgot The Terror - the first season. Jared Haris, Tobias Menzies and Ciarán Hinds? Get real.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is this guy enough of a stud to meet Hegseth's Super Soldier Pep Rally requirements? Looks kind of nerdy.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have to say, Mitch McConnell looks better than I expected.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We passed Normal about 3000 miles ago!
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jesus. All these characters to say Be Stupid When You Vote.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Political Philosphy via MadLib. (And yes, the fact that MadLib is both the name of the series of books that lets you make up funny sentences and what extreme lefties call me is wonderfully poetic.)
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you wanted to redo the Sgt. Pepper's album cover - but wanted to make sure everyone on it was an asshole.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That's what Pence thought.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What's your favorite acting role by a singer?
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Some writers for Buck Rogers in the 25th Century just straight up willed The Black Eyed Peas into existence - in 1980.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
They weren't quite up to Andromeda, but still pretty good.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Are you kidding? Steverino has to beat the babes off with a stick. Correction, women hit him with sticks when he gets near them.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My man looks like Temu Tor Johnson.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I know one Son of Kansas who isn't going to take this news kindly.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If El-Sayed could learn how to deploy The People's Eyebrow no force could stop him from winning.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Dear @jamesgunn.bsky.social - I love your work. Please make a Star-Man movie.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Just cosplays as one at the 2026 College Democrats of America Convention.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
All I asked for is a battleship with some friggin' laser beams!!!!
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
One of the weirdest twists is that Kelsey Grammer turned out to personally have the exact far-right politics of Sideshow Bob, and not the liberal politics of Frasier Crane.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
They're the Homers who when faced with the decision to vote for Sideshow Bob are like: "Hmm. I like his tax policy, but I'm not so sure about his 'Bart killing' policy."
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The fact that this shitbird is dictating foreign policy shows what a blesse land of opportunity America is!
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Just finished reading Wonder Man by @gerryduggan.bsky.social. It is such a funny and yeah, warm miniseries. Simon's new gig is so uplifting. This is definitely a 5-issue mini that's a treat.
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"Can't we let a Large Language Model run the government?"
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Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I'm reading The Bat-Man: First Night. It's set in the 1940s. Dan Jurgens writes it. I'm not a big of his writing generally, but I am enjoying his writing on this book. Art is by @mikeperkinsart.bsky.social and I am here to tell you his decision to make Bruce Wayne look like Gregory Peck is awesome.
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