Reposted by Sad MeteorologistThe Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 8hJudge Orders Trump To Act Like An Adult. President Responds "MAKE ME" 0317
Reposted by Sad MeteorologistThe Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ancient Cave Art Long Interpreted To Show A Man Running And Hurling A Spear At A Wolf Now Believed To Show A Robot Hurling A Jet Plane At A Corgi While Riding A Giant Spider 34516
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Mostly cloudy this week. It's gonna be shadier than Trump's DOJ. 021
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Taking an ancestry DNA test and discovering that your much older sister is your birth mom and your dad is the custodian at the old high school. 083
Reposted by Sad Meteorologistweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The only reason I miss twitter is seeing people mad at the local weatherman. He should come here so we can be mad at him here. 8986
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hey girl r u the rains down in Africa? cause I think u did a hundred men or more. 073
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Dirtbag! You make me want to throw up in my mouth. You make me sick." Is this a Senate hearing or was it my dad after one of my high school football practices? 0131
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hired a home improvement company but my family still sucks 092
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Life is like a box of chocolates. It gave me diabetes. 0105
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I don't think anyone is trying to hide that it's AI. It's meant to be a ridiculous image. Obviously McConnell isn't doing one armed pushups. 100
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026MAYBE THE WEATHER FORECAST DOESN'T BELIEVE IN YOU 043
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a battle with my wife. 0133
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 05/04/2026The high of the day on Easter will be 50 degrees. The low will be when my kids find out the only thing buried in the yard is last year's Christmas hamster. 1133
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Trump met with a German official today and told him his father was born in Germany. Fred Trump was born in the US. 120
Reposted by Sad MeteorologistWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 03/03/2026@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social This bio doesn't even mention Bluesky influencer?! apple.news/A2PEGQQfFSlG...apple.newsMeet Josh Mankiewicz, Correspondent for Trace of Suspicion — NBC NewsJosh Mankiewicz is a correspondent for Dateline NBC and the host of multiple original podcasts including Motive for Murder, Dateline: Missing in America, and Deadly Engagement. 1103
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Punxsutawney Phil exits his den. Once he was a proud marmot. Native Americans revered him. They called him Monax. Now he's a sideshow. A rodent named Phil. He sees his shadow. The crowd moans. "Get back in your hole, fat hamster!" A child pelts him with funnel cake. 081
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow and he's a "prognosticator." I see my wife kiss my neighbor and I'm "the major regret that drove her to it." 031
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 03/02/2026R.I.P. fellow weathercaster Punxsutawney Phil, fatally shot this morning when an officer mistook a clump of wild grasses for a gun. 2201
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I agree with you. Bluesky users talk about protecting the rights of those who are marginalized but for some reason dementia and Alzheimer's sufferers are the brunt of jokes. The rationale is usually "they're old, they ruined the world, all of them, so they deserve no respect or sympathy." It's awful 100
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Clicked the Discover tab but I still didn't know who my dad is. 195
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Is it wheelbarrow or wheel barrel? I need to bury my mother in law. 2172
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Couldn't figure why my rent was so cheap till I saw my neighbor deep fry a turkey using an engine hoist and a wheelbarrow 0144
