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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now)

@ryhanbeard.bsky.social
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Pansexual dweeb in the DMV who's enthusiastic about comics, horror, & rasslin'. Co-host of the Jortscenter podcast. I didn’t ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it. linktr.ee/jortscenter

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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#NW: Had to scale the darkest corners of the internet (okay, just Reddit) in order to FINALLY find this one.
The Japanese poster for “Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl”
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#NW: Been wanting to watch this for a while now, but it kept getting bumped off lists for other things. I’ve heard surprisingly good things.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#NW: It’s an unofficial “sequel” to ALIEN (released only a year after that film) from Italy with basically zero connections to that flick. So far it’s uh, something else. And has some HORRENDOUS dubbing of black actors that harkens back to Amos n Andy days.
The Italian poster for “Alien 2 on Earth.” This is not a Xenomorph.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#NW: I didn’t know what to expect, but hey, I see Kerwin Mathews from The 7th Voyage of Sinbad, which was a childhood favorite of mine. It can’t be that bad, right? …….right?
The poster for 1971’s sci-fi/horror monster movie “Octaman.” It is likely that the poster cost more to make than the movie itself.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dream blunt rotation #AEW #WrestleSky
A photo of Willow Nightingale, Orange Cassidy, Kris Statlander, and Renee Paquette in Paris. It looks like it could be a 90s hardcore band promo photo.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#NW All I know is that it’s from the same director as Blood Diner and somehow they snagged Martin Landau for it.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#NW Was talking about the new comics coming out from @boom-studios.com and didn’t realize I had never seen this reboot/re-quel? before. This would officially complete my Hellraiser film journey.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#NW: I always remember seeing the poster for this everywhere but had trouble finding it. Turns out it’s now on at least THREE different streaming services.
A poster for 1988’s “Scarecrows”
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#NW: Imagine my complete disbelief when I saw @rjcity.bsky.social ‘s name pop up during the opening credits! #horrormovies #wrestlesky
The poster for independent horror movie “Monster Brawl.”
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#NW: First flick for the (semi) annual “31 Horror Movies in 31 Days” that I started in 2011. #HorrorMovies
The poster for 2026’s “Resident Evil” reboot. It depicts……a thing.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#WrestleSky #MysteryWrestling29andahalf
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe cat Simpsons memes can help?
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hannah Einbinder is a good egg. (Gotta remind myself to watch “Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma” when it drops)
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And yet again, this @nicolematthews.bsky.social tweet is evergreen. #WrestleSky
When someone (or a company) is telling you (multiple fucking times) who they are, it’s on you if you continually don’t believe them.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Ellen Aim and the Attackers will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He knows what’s up.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Seated day 1 like:
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Post a meme that you haven’t been able to use yet
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Proof that I AM indeed a real person and not a bot that talks about wrestling and comics.
Standing next to artist Hayden Sherman at a signing at Third Eye Comics. I am wearing a ruckingfotten shirt for Predator 2.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
#AEWDynamite
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I really should be doing work. Dang you @andy.wrestlejoy.com ! :P
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Every now and then I’m reminded why I just can’t get behind a “later title run” for Dustin. Good on someone noteworthy calling him out though. #WrestleSky
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
And y’all wonder why I don’t watch GCW or want them on MyAEW. #WrestleSky
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Broke my heart when I found out this used it.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
After reading this one-shot, I am reminded that hopefully we will see @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social and his wife cover the Hellfire Gala one day for a “Crymentina Critiques.” #ComicSky
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Even by “LOLTNA” standards, this is extremely stupid. #WrestleSky
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
CORRECTION: 20 shiny Pokémon. Forgot I got this little fella with a hat in special research.
A shiny Bulbasaur wearing a Pikachu visor…sort of.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Nice reward for #PokemonGoFest2026.
Tinkaton is very happy.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Very good manga. Had no idea this was originally released in 2008, but JUST started getting officially translated and released over here within the last month or two. Might be cheating putting it on a “best of 2026 so far” list now. #ComicSky
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Picked up the Dave’s Hot Chicken #Xmen97 deal and snagged the best MVC2 assist not named Captain Commando/Justin Wong favorite (erm, I mean Cyclops).
Behold! Optic blast!
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Good time to remember this @nicolematthews.bsky.social tweet: #WrestleSky
“When someone (or a company) is telling you (multiple fucking times) who they are, it’s on you if you continually don’t believe them.”
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
She might be my favorite wrestler right now tbh
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
New reaction meme just dropped. #AEW #STARDOM #WrestleSky
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Yet another post (and what I’m reading before bed): This is super cute so far. Good excuse to go check out writers and artists I wasn’t familiar with before too. A one-shot that’s worth the 9.99. #ComicSky
The “Cover A” to Dark Horse Comics’ “Monsters in Love: A Pride Anthology”
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Same vibes.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Another post: THE DEADMAN (by the same creative team behind Image’s “Ice Cream Man”) has one of the best debut issues I’ve read this year. Creepy, creative, funny, and surprisingly sweet at times. Really cool story about one of DC’s most underrated heroes. #ComicSky
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Haven’t done a #ComicSky post in a while, but just wanna say that this is an outstanding series that I wish I had read sooner. If you’re a fan of stuff like The Wire or Homicide, you’d really like this (and you don’t need to be a Batman fan to enjoy it). Thank goodness for the DC Compact line.
The cover to DC Comics’ “Gotham Central” by Ed Brubaker, Greg Rick’s, and Michael Lark. This is the recently released “DC Compact” edition.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
BREAKING: The Slipnutz have backed out of Freedom 250.
They slipped on some nuts!
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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