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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now)

@ryhanbeard.bsky.social
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Pansexual dweeb in the DMV who's enthusiastic about comics, horror, & rasslin'. Co-host of the Jortscenter podcast. I didn’t ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it. linktr.ee/jortscenter

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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 8h
So we’ll see him in MLW by the end of the year, yeah?
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 19h
His YouTube downward spiral sure is fascinating.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 22h
I’ve seen all of these dang movies now. The fact that I finished Children of the Corn before Hellraiser is entirely on me. Anyways, this was pretty good!
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A ★★★½ review of Hellraiser (2022)
UNSEEN TERROR 2026: DAY 4 While typing out yesterday’s review, I came to the very strange realization that I was one film short of completing the Hellraiser franchise. Ironically enough, it was the re...
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#NW Was talking about the new comics coming out from @boom-studios.com and didn’t realize I had never seen this reboot/re-quel? before. This would officially complete my Hellraiser film journey.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well hey, that was a pleasant surprise. Far more “Predator” than I thought it’d be though (not a diss).
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A ★★★ review of Scarecrows (1988)
UNSEEN TERROR 2026: DAY 3 I've always had this little slasher oddity on my radar (that poster leaves an impression), but for reasons that can only be ascribed to being unable to find it, Scarecrows ne...
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thankfully it never goes into “that” kind of territory. Haha.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#NW: I always remember seeing the poster for this everywhere but had trouble finding it. Turns out it’s now on at least THREE different streaming services.
A poster for 1988’s “Scarecrows”
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trejo doesn’t surprise me that much anymore because besides taking pretty much any role he’s offered (like you already said), he was also in another previous Daily Wire project (Adam Carolla’s animated show “Mr. Burchum”).
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Manda Farough @ GCAP, MIGW, PAX Aus | Causeway Studios @amandafarough.ca · 03/10/2026
Cool, now fuck off and join Bobby Kotick in ultrarich evil asshole exile somewhere FAR AWAY FROM ARTISTS god this guy is such a fucking monster Hope he gets butt spiders
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
32 years of BORT. “Itchy and Scratchy Land” first aired October 2, 1994.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What year is this
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We need them right meow please
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I never fully kept up with the Krakoa stuff, but yeah they did basically invent an immortality formula for mutants through use of other “weaker” mutants. It was very odd (but kinda cool).
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That was certainly something alright.
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A ★★ review of Monster Brawl (2011)
UNSEEN TERROR 2026: DAY 2 I’ve had Monster Brawl on my radar for what feels like an eternity, but the only excuse that I can come up with for not watching it sooner was that I just never considered it...
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This has friggin KURRGAN in it?! I knew he had moved into movies (was in 300 and Pacific Rim), but didn’t expect him to be here of all places.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Immediately recognized Rosemary of TNA fame as the “Witch Bitch.” She’s always been so good at emoting and playing creepy peeps that putting her underneath a ton of makeup would’ve been a disservice tbh.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#NW: Imagine my complete disbelief when I saw @rjcity.bsky.social ‘s name pop up during the opening credits! #horrormovies #wrestlesky
The poster for independent horror movie “Monster Brawl.”
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#NW: First flick for the (semi) annual “31 Horror Movies in 31 Days” that I started in 2011. #HorrorMovies
The poster for 2026’s “Resident Evil” reboot. It depicts……a thing.
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RJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So long, you magnificent Bastard.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In case you needed to be reminded why Mox is the Ace of AEW:
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Aubrey Edwards @refaubrey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🖤
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sending nothing but love to ALL of my fellow #WrestleSky peeps too. There’s a likelihood that I’ll never meet a good chunk of y’all IRL, but I hope you’re doing well after such an emotional past month. Treasure the ones you have, never be afraid to even just call/text randomly & say you love em.
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AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#ThankYouPac
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All the love in the world to ya Lee. Can never imagine what yall have been going through. He was so loved and will continue to remain loved.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nothing but major love to everyone involved in not just that match, but the whole damn show tonight. Truly a special moment. Heavy with emotions. But glad we were lucky enough to bear witness to it. And man, thank you Ben/PAC. Never gonna forget you. #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HELXKEIRHJDOWLSKZHDIEJSNDNDKDJDNDIDKDJ #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wardlow?! Oh man, welcome back. But man…what a night to come back on. #AEWDynamite
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Petition to have Marina use the Brutalizer now on. #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Marina stocks went up tenfold tonight. Hate that it has to happen under such horrible circumstances. But now you see why she fits so well here. #AEWDynamite
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 01/10/2026
Will Ospreay hits the Black Arrow! #AEWDynamite
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Beautiful fucking match. Everybody in this one should be proud of themselves. And a perfect ending. #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky 
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shooting star pele kick?! #AEWDynamite
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 01/10/2026
Drew McIntyre’s tribute to PAC
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve already cried during this broadcast but this just turned it into ugly crying. #AEWDynamite
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 01/10/2026
A statement from the Satterley family. #AEWDynamite
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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 01/10/2026
Renee Paquette is a consummate professional. Wow. #AEWDynamite
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ALL THE SUPERKICKS #AEWDynamite
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 01/10/2026
Hangman Adam Page remembers PAC. #AEWDynamite
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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 01/10/2026
Dear @hangmanpage.bsky.social, We love you man. So much. And we appreciate you so very much.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love you @hangmanpage.bsky.social. Hugs to you. #AEWDynamite
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wish I could give @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social a hug. We love ya buddy. #AEWDynamite
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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 01/10/2026
Sending love to everyone at AEW tonight. The wrestlers, crew, production… everyone. People are mourning & celebrating, having to put video packages together in their grief, working in live TV with celebration and mourning and love and sadness all at once, again. Thinking of you all. And thank you 🖤
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youre probably looking at this fruit and thinking ‘wow, that must grow on a tropical island somewhere’, and you’d be WRONG AS HELL. its a pawpaw, the largest edible fruit native to north america. this is our first one and it tastes like banana, vanilla, and cantaloupe made a weird ass threesome baby
a pawpaw fruit still clinging onto the tree outside my bedroom door, but it’s gonna fall soon and im gonna eat it and pretend to everyone that i love itthe pawpaw has been sliced open revealing its mushy yellow private innards.  if you eat the seeds or the skin something bad happens, and might happen even if you just eat the mushy part too idk, the internet is full of rumors.  i will find out the truth the way nature intended: just eating it anyway and seeing if i shit myself at dinner.  stay tuned.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Still never gets old seeing Conor lose though. Dude sucks as a human being and Khabib, despite “losing his cool” that night had every right to do so.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The newest episode about Dark Side of the Cage is…interesting, to say the least. Nice to see Brett Okamoto. Groaned seeing Dillon Danis show up. Honestly forgot Ali Abdelaziz was still around. They skirt through how Conor ruined UFC 223 & tarnished his reputation (+ how he gave Rose Namajunas PTSD).
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That being said, do I expect them to change their minds? Absolutely not. This was the same company that interviewed Brian Pillman’s widow on air the night after he passed away, had their PPV continue after Owen Hart fell and died in their ring, and continues to align with ghastly political powers. 🤷‍♂️
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For all of the people who have piled on Alvarez (and I understand why), he had a very good and passionate plea for them to not air against the tribute show.
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WWE, please don't go head-to-head with the PAC tribute show | Wrestling Observer Live
YouTube video by F4WOnline
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh dang, wasn’t aware they had moved, haha. I’m assuming they went with the newer redesign that my store did when we moved locations? It broke my heart when we had to do away with basically 90% of our media section.
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s rad! I still check in on the Rockville and Gaithersburg locations (lot of crew from the former went to the latter over the last year or so). Need to revisit Tyson’s Corner again, been way too long!
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Ryhan from Jortscenter (but uh, spooky now) @ryhanbeard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes these old games were busted. But they were (and still are) rad as all hell.
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Psylocke Combo - X-Men: Children of the Atom
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