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Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chili is all in the pot and cooking and now it’s a willpower game for how long I can hold out before having a bowl. The longer it cooks the more the flavours will develop (leftovers tomorrow will be amazing), but it smells so good already.
Big ol pot of chili
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TK, hire my old friend Katy to make comics like this about Swerve and Hangman.
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 28/09/2026
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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RoCktHiS_mIkE @rockthismike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#AEW 🥲
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That’s fucking heartbreaking, goddammit. One of the best to ever do it. This doesn’t feel real.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 27,1958
P1 - NANCY IS IN THE KITCHEN, LOOKING AT THE COOKIE JAR SITTING ON THE COUNTER 
NANCY: H M M
P2- AUNT FRITZI IS SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM WHEN NANCY CALLS HER FROM THE KITCHEN 
NANCY: AUNT FRITZI- MAY I HAVE A COOKIE?
P3-
FRITZI: HAVE A PEAR INSTEAD 
P4-
NANCY: OH, BOY --- THANKS
NANCY IS SMILING AS SHE WALKS AWAY WITH TWO COOKIES
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Swerve and Hangman during those like six weeks that they were getting along. #wrestlesky
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stone Temple Pilates
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Match would have been five stars if he’d stolen Ciampa’s daughter’s birthday hat.
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“To suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fucking.”
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(extreme Orson Welles voice) AHHHHHHHHHH THE SPORTS
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hardly an original sentiment at this point I’m sure but other than El Hijo Del Sting getting hurt that show rocked. And I had some good friends over for the first half so that always makes it extra enjoyable. #AEW
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Known ﮩ٨ـCheeserﮩ٨ـ @funniscrem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
in four parts #AEW
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like Austin Creed’s 90’s Jughead haircut. #AEW
Jughead with stripes shaved into the sides of his head and a fauxhawk
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Get Marina Shafir back out to choke out Ciampa’s daughter #AEW
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RIP! youtu.be/Zz1IigBNUc8?...
youtu.be
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𝔸𝕞𝕪 𝔹. 💚🌱 #voteforyourlife! #protectdemocracy 🗳️💙🌊 @beachandtreesplz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Texans /all- check your voter registration! Dont let them suppress your voice!!
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Catching up on the 2nd half of Wednesday, my thoughts so far are - -sad Conglomeration makes me sad. -in kayfabe did the Dominion buy a teaset themselves? -Jericho’s long blazer looks stupid -Vive l’Avion et La Flamingue Rose! -Skye and Aminata are out of their goddamn minds and I love them. #AEW
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Disgraceful that this site doesn’t have a Nyla Rose SURPRISE BITCH gif at the ready.
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AWOOO WEREWOOFS OF LONDON
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Check for this will finance Tom Waits buying so much shit from the recycling center to make random percussion instruments out of, I have to support it.
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Finally some good news
Photo of a marmot in the rocks. The headline reads: THE WALL STREET JOURNAL.
Marmots Are Terrorizing California Hikers and Stealing Their Shoes
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@speedballbailey.bsky.social Congrats on a successful debut for Team Ball-Spreay!
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Surprised they gave away the 3rd act bit where she tries to escape into the virtual world from Lawnmower Man in the promo photos.
Weird promo pic for You Can See Everything of Elizabeth Holmes standing in front of a rig with a ton of cameras.
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Psyduck contemplates having sacrificed Misty to obtain the Soul Stone.
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
all respect for the rondo hatton reference
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Christian, to one of Matt Hardy's kids, AEW Dynamite June 5, 2041 -
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/09/2026
This guy is FUCKED
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I didn’t know Ronnie was catholic.
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Drop a threat In the early 2000s, Hunter S Thompson had a heated correspondence with Ted L Nancy, a prankster who wrote weird letters to people. Hunter thought Nancy was Jerry Seinfeld and threatened him with “buckshot castration.”
Seinfeld's wacky tricks produce few giggles
By John Harlow
The Sunday Times
Los Angeles (edited due to alt text limits)

For the past five years speculation has abounded over the identity of a trickster whose letters, signed Ted L.
Nancy, have been
copied across the internet.

Last week Hunter S. Thompson, author of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, claimed to have evidence that the Nancy letters were written by America's most famous semi-retired comedian, Jerry Seinfeld.
Thompson says that following a heated exchange of correspondence with Nancy, an associate of Seinfeld approached him for permission to use the letters in a television program.

Thompson is not amused. From his home in Colorado he wrote to Jeffrey
Posternak, his literary
agent: "This is a poisonous bucket t rocks we've got on our hands bucko, because those letters are full of pure foul-hearted rage and we'll all have to be on constant Code
Red
to prevent
chuckle-boy
that
from
exploiting
them in one of his slap-happy sitcoms.
"I will not permit my name to be used by Seinfeld or any other hackneyed comedic lint-head he's in bed with." The letter ended by threatening the 48 year-old comedian with "buckshot castra-tion."

Associates irascible writer say letters seeking copyright clearance were signed by Barry Marder, a close friend of Seinfeld who is working with him on a special program for the ABC television channel suggested Nancy had masqueraded as a fan seeking to purchase nail clippings for a "Hunter S. Thomp son Mausoleum" to be built i Hollywood.

Last week
an associate of
Seinfeld said: "Yes, Jerry may know who Ted Nancy is. He certainly did not write any letters to Hunter S. Thompson.
That sounds a little bit crazy, don't you think? But again, maybe that is what Nancy might say. Just wait and see what the TV show may bring."
Thompson is not amused. From his home in Colorado he wrote to Jeffrey Posternak, his literary agent: "This is a poisonous bucket of rocks we've got on our hands, bucko, because those letters are full of pure foul-hearted rage and we'll all have to be on constant Code Red to prevent that chuckle-boy from exploiting
them in one of his slap-happy sitcoms.
"I will not permit my name to be used by Seinfeld or any other hackneyed comedic lint-head he's in bed with." The letter ended by threatening the 48-year-old comedian with "buckshot castra-tion."
Associates of the irascible writer say letters seeking copyright clearance were signed by Barry Marder, a close friend of Seinfeld who is working with him on a special program for the ABC.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nash should have leaned more heavily into the supervillain promos in 94. I WANT TO DESTROY YOU! AND EVERYTHING IN IT! #wrestlesky
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
glass is half empty always
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bless you, you bizarre little man.
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Sadies continue to be the best thing about Canada. youtu.be/H_1hLuRprPY?...
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The Sadies Salmon Arm Roots and Blues Festival, July 26, 2026
YouTube video by jody bellegarde
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sex with me is like pro wrestling…it’s better now than it was in the 90s. #wrestlesky
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Someday I’ll get my Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story remake starring Meryl Streep as Bruce.
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
9 years ago today Bobby the Brain died. Still love this comic by @boxbrown.bsky.social #wrestlesky
Gorilla Monsoon & Bobby Heenan comic strip by Box Brown.

Heenan: It's just that sometimes I think I'm not the smartest manager in pro-wrestling today. It's like I don't even deserve to be called 'The Brain.' [starts crying] The wrestlers always get the upperhand on me and making me look foolish...

Monsoon [gives him a hug]: Would you stop!?
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What is Gabe Kidd’s internal soundtrack? Wrong answers only. #AEW youtu.be/-SG6TcBVaVI?...
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Dog City Season 1 Intro
YouTube video by RebelToonz
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think I hauve Covid
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Jamie v Lena
static.klipy.com
Polux: Cartoon Wolf with Contraption
Alt: Polux: Cartoon Wolf with Contraption
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This reminds me of a question I wanted to pose - what do you think is the better punchline for this joke? Having the guy himself say the line, as below? Or having him be interrupted by someone else who drops the punchline (i.e. ‘and then the bartender yelled ‘HEY GOATFUCKER LEAVE THEM ALONE’)?
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Garrett Kidney @garrettkidney.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m sorry, wrestling is already extremely gay on a basic level but wanting to see somebody “wrestle like a man” is the gayest thing I’ve ever heard.
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Saw this elsewhere, lmao #wrestlesky
Samoa Joe walking away from a dive but the dive-ee is labeled 'Ed Sheeran' and Joe is labelled 'his support acts & backing band.'
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Shallow Gravy will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Shallow Gravy’s first live performance.
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Perry “Benson Edges” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
She told him 'no capes' and he said 'FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME'
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