Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 1hWill audiences have some self-respect this Christmas? I doubt it! bsky.app/profile/bloo... 000
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 13hThis is the same party that gave us Kash Patel loosening the dog-fucking recruitment restrictions at the DOJ. Am I crazy or wasn’t there a member of the administration who claimed he had the power to teleport? I mean I don’t have to make a list. 000
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 14hDanger: Diabolik is one of the very few movies that truly went toe to toe with the MsT3K guys. For every perfect riff they shot off, it fired back with another amazing sequence. Mike and the Bots finally met their match 000
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 15hI think less of you if you support the death penalty. I really do think very little of you if you do 020
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fake movie, but to be fair all movies released in 2011 are lost to time bsky.app/profile/ign.... 000
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This sounds like a very good idea and I hope they go for it www.axios.com/2026/09/29/e...axios.comSen. Eric Schmitt is drawing buzz as a possible Vance VP in 2028Vance views the Missouri senator as trustworthy. 020
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Getting the P+ free trial watching this and cancelling bsky.app/profile/pass... 000
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026(Take it from a sicko whose life has been ruined by habitual movie watching….most people do not realize how many movies there are….) 020
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Film noir only stands out because other movies around that time were garbage” You can just see any take online, and you can just type any take that comes to mind. Isn’t that interesting! 000
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hi, we’re the life-ruining website, here to fuck your world up, we should be 100% illegal. Now get in there and make that fuckin smoothie. 010
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We’re really good at fixating on “Someone said they don’t like a popular song and I’m mad now” because none of us really have lives anymore, huh 100
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This franchise will never risk it on a real filmmaker ever again lmao bsky.app/profile/disc... 000
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Must never miss an opportunity to post the funniest Alec Baldwin reaction of all time www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt0Y...youtube.comRUST TRIAL: Prosecutor Kari Morrissey Accused of Calling Alec Baldwin a "C**k Sucker" | E! NewsYouTube video by E! News 000
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I do genuinely think “it hasn’t aged well” is a pretty silly point most of the time. Is that what matters to you when you’re watching something? There’s never any part of you that wants to get an impression of what the world used to be like? It’s great that so many things are frozen in amber. Good 010
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026People come up with amazing sentences. So many people operating on alternate timelines. Everything just started today bsky.app/profile/leth... 010
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That best shows of the 21st century list is reminding me I’ve still got several seasons of Columbo to watch 020
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Spending almost four hours in a theater to watch Avengers Endgame again is just Stockholm Syndrome 010
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“Gremlins 3 Has Been Delayed” Well can you delay it some more? 0195
Reposted by JesseFarran Smith Nehme 🇱🇧 @selfstyledsiren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Celebrating the arrival of autumn with the glorious Liv Ullmann, photographed by Philippe Le Tellier in 1969. 513834
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I think the first big problem is they decided to name a movie “Digger” I mean why would you do this 1101
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026definitely a mental disease in full view here, that’s for sure bsky.app/profile/fact... 100
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So many people have absolutely no personal feelings about movies. They’re just in it for posting. I know that’s obvious, but I’m curious how long that can last for a person. Pretty boring!! 000
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Setting aside that Marvel was not going to make a good Blade movie….lmao bsky.app/profile/disc... 200
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Someone just said Digger reminded them of Babylon and Amsterdam, needless to say one of the hardest, most brutal takedowns I’ve ever heard. 010
Reposted by JesseJason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 23/09/2026THE DEVILS (1971), RT if you agree 59567
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Playboy didn’t used to have to survey people to find out how much they were fapping. Sign of the times bsky.app/profile/play... 100
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You’re telling me an Inarritu movie that attempts comedy does not pull off comedy 100
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Most people aren’t falling for this but some people did, still are, and all of those people are fucking useless, and there’s still too many of them bsky.app/profile/tani... 000
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So many posts are basically “Look what they took from us”, and it’s just the mall. They’re talking about the mall. There’s still a busy mall where I live. Maybe other more profound things have been lost, but I’m good on mall 120
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“We have Harold Bloom at home” - The Crypt Keeper bsky.app/profile/gleg... 000
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Aaron Sorkin is the funniest guy to have made it into full-time directing. All the people who could be telling him he’s deeply embarrassing apparently do not find him deeply embarrassing. No guardrails against him. Every film a pacing nightmare. Thomas Schlamme only one to ever truly sort him. 120
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Transformers movies and Resident Evil (pre-2026) movies have a huge number of very loud shooters, but I have never seen a loud contingent of Underworld series fans. I guess they’re just a more tasteful, less demonstrative fanbase. I get it 000
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“these people didn’t show up to protest when this other bad stuff was happening” Yeah, they did, there’s been constant protest the whole time, all over the place. If you didn’t see it on your timeline it didn’t happen? Object permanence issue, total phone-addicted bullshit 040
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Once again, if you’re sitting on your telephone typing up lacerating critiques of liberals at a protest I just want you to acknowledge that in that very moment you are somewhere not doing anything 011
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Tom Cruise explaining color timing, and mise en scene and what a motion picture is, frame rates, and that the people on the screen are not actually there, and aspect ratios, to Travis 000
Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I adored Gerrit Graham and I still somehow never put it together that he played Franklin. A legend bsky.app/profile/sitc... 030