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I’ll be here watching movies, wake me when we’re dead letterboxd.com/jessew

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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 1h
Will audiences have some self-respect this Christmas? I doubt it! bsky.app/profile/bloo...
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 3h
Sept 30th vs Oct 1st
Liberty BibbertyCritter
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 3h
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 13h
This is the same party that gave us Kash Patel loosening the dog-fucking recruitment restrictions at the DOJ. Am I crazy or wasn’t there a member of the administration who claimed he had the power to teleport? I mean I don’t have to make a list.
Headline

'Woke' is dead. 'Weird' is back.
Two years after Democrats accused Republicans of being "weird," the GOP is giving them a taste of their own medicine. Political strategists are skeptical it will work.
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 14h
Danger: Diabolik is one of the very few movies that truly went toe to toe with the MsT3K guys. For every perfect riff they shot off, it fired back with another amazing sequence. Mike and the Bots finally met their match
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 15h
I think less of you if you support the death penalty. I really do think very little of you if you do
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fake movie, but to be fair all movies released in 2011 are lost to time bsky.app/profile/ign....
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At long last Senator have you no sense of geography
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This sounds like a very good idea and I hope they go for it www.axios.com/2026/09/29/e...
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Sen. Eric Schmitt is drawing buzz as a possible Vance VP in 2028
Vance views the Missouri senator as trustworthy.
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Tom Cruise is Digger” Really sells itself
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Getting the P+ free trial watching this and cancelling bsky.app/profile/pass...
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A “heretic” imagine living like it’s 1660, jfc lol
Erick Erickson

Republicans, including a lot of pastors, have spent a decade telling voters that a candidate's faith and morals are now beside the point because of what's at stake, and independent voters in Texas have been listening. Talarico is attacking Paxton for corruption in office.
Paxton is attacking Talarico for his religion.
Republicans, and pastors, told voters which of those should count, so the voters of Texas are now weighing a heretic in the Senate against a man who used public office for personal gain and swindled people along the way.
Republicans are baffled that the race is close.
They should not be. After all, Texans aren't electing a pastor, and corruption is the number two issue on voters' minds.
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Take it from a sicko whose life has been ruined by habitual movie watching….most people do not realize how many movies there are….)
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Film noir only stands out because other movies around that time were garbage” You can just see any take online, and you can just type any take that comes to mind. Isn’t that interesting!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Truth nuke bsky.app/profile/paul...
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hi, we’re the life-ruining website, here to fuck your world up, we should be 100% illegal. Now get in there and make that fuckin smoothie.
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We’re really good at fixating on “Someone said they don’t like a popular song and I’m mad now” because none of us really have lives anymore, huh
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This franchise will never risk it on a real filmmaker ever again lmao bsky.app/profile/disc...
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Must never miss an opportunity to post the funniest Alec Baldwin reaction of all time www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt0Y...
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RUST TRIAL: Prosecutor Kari Morrissey Accused of Calling Alec Baldwin a "C**k Sucker" | E! News
YouTube video by E! News
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A scene from Blue Velvet when Dennis Hopper is in the driver's seat of a car and he is looking back at the camera in the backseat and he is huffing on his gas mask. I have replaced his head with the quote post image of Garfield the cat wearing a gas mask. In the passenger seat, Isabella Rossellini is looking over at Dennis Hopperfield
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they put House of Cards in that fuckin’ list lol
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I do genuinely think “it hasn’t aged well” is a pretty silly point most of the time. Is that what matters to you when you’re watching something? There’s never any part of you that wants to get an impression of what the world used to be like? It’s great that so many things are frozen in amber. Good
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People come up with amazing sentences. So many people operating on alternate timelines. Everything just started today bsky.app/profile/leth...
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That best shows of the 21st century list is reminding me I’ve still got several seasons of Columbo to watch
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A painted portrait of 16th century figure of the Protestant Reformation John Calvin (scholarly hat, fur collar, mustache and goatee) next to text reading 

WATCH THE 1979
PAUL SCHRADER
FILM 'HARDCORE' 
FOR MORE INFO
- JOHN CALVIN

The joke is about how there’s a long scene in the movie where George C. Scott explains the basics of Calvinist theology to a sex worker.
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Spending almost four hours in a theater to watch Avengers Endgame again is just Stockholm Syndrome
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Gremlins 3 Has Been Delayed” Well can you delay it some more?
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Farran Smith Nehme 🇱🇧 @selfstyledsiren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Celebrating the arrival of autumn with the glorious Liv Ullmann, photographed by Philippe Le Tellier in 1969.
Liv Ullmann looks directly at the camera in this portrait; she's wearing a black turtleneck and a golden brown coat. She is standing next to tree branches with similarly gold-brown leaves.
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think the first big problem is they decided to name a movie “Digger” I mean why would you do this
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
definitely a mental disease in full view here, that’s for sure bsky.app/profile/fact...
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So many people have absolutely no personal feelings about movies. They’re just in it for posting. I know that’s obvious, but I’m curious how long that can last for a person. Pretty boring!!
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hell yes, Mr President bsky.app/profile/carl...
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Setting aside that Marvel was not going to make a good Blade movie….lmao bsky.app/profile/disc...
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone just said Digger reminded them of Babylon and Amsterdam, needless to say one of the hardest, most brutal takedowns I’ve ever heard.
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 23/09/2026
THE DEVILS (1971), RT if you agree
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Playboy didn’t used to have to survey people to find out how much they were fapping. Sign of the times bsky.app/profile/play...
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You’re telling me an Inarritu movie that attempts comedy does not pull off comedy
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Most people aren’t falling for this but some people did, still are, and all of those people are fucking useless, and there’s still too many of them bsky.app/profile/tani...
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So many posts are basically “Look what they took from us”, and it’s just the mall. They’re talking about the mall. There’s still a busy mall where I live. Maybe other more profound things have been lost, but I’m good on mall
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“We have Harold Bloom at home” - The Crypt Keeper bsky.app/profile/gleg...
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Aaron Sorkin is the funniest guy to have made it into full-time directing. All the people who could be telling him he’s deeply embarrassing apparently do not find him deeply embarrassing. No guardrails against him. Every film a pacing nightmare. Thomas Schlamme only one to ever truly sort him.
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Top three man, boy, idk bsky.app/profile/libe...
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Buying all the warner archive blu rays, carrying on
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@Very__Regular

george lucas, 1975 (in tunisia, severely dehydrated, over budget) sure, yeah. put the little blue guy in the background. is alec still in his trailer

guy who gets mad for money on youtube, 2024: and now disney made Deebo Threebo green. that's how little respect they have for you
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Transformers movies and Resident Evil (pre-2026) movies have a huge number of very loud shooters, but I have never seen a loud contingent of Underworld series fans. I guess they’re just a more tasteful, less demonstrative fanbase. I get it
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“these people didn’t show up to protest when this other bad stuff was happening” Yeah, they did, there’s been constant protest the whole time, all over the place. If you didn’t see it on your timeline it didn’t happen? Object permanence issue, total phone-addicted bullshit
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Once again, if you’re sitting on your telephone typing up lacerating critiques of liberals at a protest I just want you to acknowledge that in that very moment you are somewhere not doing anything
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tom Cruise explaining color timing, and mise en scene and what a motion picture is, frame rates, and that the people on the screen are not actually there, and aspect ratios, to Travis
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Jesse @eegah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I adored Gerrit Graham and I still somehow never put it together that he played Franklin. A legend bsky.app/profile/sitc...
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