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@ryannorth.ca
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You know, the @qwantz.com guy! The How To [Invent Everything | Take Over The World] guy? The Fantastic Four / Flash / Squirrel Girl guy? The non-linear Shakespeare guy? The "stuck in a hole with his dog" guy? Look... I'm a lot of guys 🔗 ryannorth.ca

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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 32m
I feel this is an extremely accurate prediction
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 2h
They changed the Firefox layout and (trying to sound relatable, panicking a little) I feel like that episode of Star Trek where Worf tumbles through parallel universes until he doesn't recognize the bridge controls and his failure to raise shields lets Bajoran separatists damage the Enterprise
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 18h
anyone else feel like this
A digital illustration of a quetzalcoatlus perched on telephone wires among a flock of crows
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 3h
ah yes, human a la mode qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: What's the average number of arms per human being? Two?

T-Rex: Because if you agreed when I said "two", you are an UTTER FOOL!!T-Rex: Humans sometimes lose limbs in accidents, misadventures, or irresponsible bets, so the average number of arms per human is actually LESS than two! FRIG, right?
Dromiceiomimus: Frig!
T-Rex: Exactly!
Utahraptor: We were thinking of the median: the middle number in a sorted set!
T-Rex: Yep!

Utahraptor: Or maybe the mode - the most common number across an entire set.
T-Rex: Also plausible.
Utahraptor: Well, you have certainly shown us an interesting if somewhat counterintuitive fact about averages!Narrator: LATER, SCIENCE CONSTRUCTS A PERFECTLY AVERAGE HUMAN:
Off panel: As you can see, as expected, it has slightly less than two arms, legs, eyes, ears, nostrils, and gonads.
T-Rex: I CAN see that!
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 4h
♥️♥️♥️
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 19h
Doomquest is an evergreen story, meaning it's in continuity, but not in the CURRENT moment. So rather than taking place "now", it's taking place in the not-too-distant past when he was, for one thing, not dead
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 19h
damn NOW you tell me
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 19h
Same comics, just a larger presentation! So if you ever look at your book and say "hmm, I wish it were larger, if only there were some way" then I have GOOD NEWS
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 19h
Few if any can know what the future holds, but many - if not all? - CAN know what the future holds for books I wrote that will be published in October! Interested parties need only direct their attention to the graphic below :0
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 20h
same, it's the worst part of having one! I just wanna be a silly li'l guy
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 20h
me please, me me me me me
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 20h
how your email finds me
a star wars guy looking at the camera with a cup of blue milk in the foreground.  it me
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 22h
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 30/09/2026
out today at a comic shoppe near you!!
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 30/09/2026
it's usually gone by sunrise. not always though qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: Ghosts! Are they real? Science says no, but the headless bride who walks through walls in my house -

T-Rex: - as if following a floor plan that was lost in a past renovation -T-Rex: - says yes!
Dromiceiomimus: How does she say yes without a head?
T-Rex: Sign language.
Dromiceiomimus: Ah.Utahraptor: You know sign language?
T-Rex: Learnt it for the bride.

Utahraptor: Last question: how does she see YOUR signs without a head?
T-Rex: She doesn't, but I trace letters into her palm.
Utahraptor: Okay. Well. I'd love to meet her, if that's okay.
Narrator: THUS:
Off panel: She's nice, but you must get tired of her excusing herself to use the bathroom, then walking through walls to get to it, but that's your kitchen now and then there's ghost pee in the kitchen.
T-Rex: ...Yeah.
T-Rex: *sigh*
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 29/09/2026
Can't wait!!
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Ryan North Updates @ryannorthupdates.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Back @oni-press.bsky.social's @kickstarter.com campaign for the ADVENTURE TIME DELUXE COMICS LIBRARY! These six oversized hardcovers contain @ryannorth.ca's entire 35-issue run on ADVENTURE TIME among countless other stories from the Land of Ooo: www.kickstarter.com/projects/oni...
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 29/09/2026
I love it,!
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 29/09/2026
Oh dang, thank you!
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 29/09/2026
Aw that's great!
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 29/09/2026
Oh dang!
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 29/09/2026
WORDS ADDED TO SPELL-CHECK TODAY: -Blastaar -Odinson -Post-It -lemmata -limerace -Skrullos -wishlist -mayhaps -youch -indocible
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 29/09/2026
if you believe in yourself you can work within the existing constraints imposed upon you to, in some cases, accomplish a subset of your dreams www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
Off panel: If you believe in yourself, you can do anything!
T-Rex: ...I can?

T-Rex: I CAN?!?T-Rex: Okay Dromiceiomimus, I believe in myself, utterly and completely, and what I want to do with that belief is get boats for hands so I can walk around and say "wow, these boats sure are handy".
T-Rex: HAND-y, Dromiceiomimus.
Dromiceiomimus: I got it, yeah. I guess we COULD make some boat-shaped gloves that -
T-Rex: NO! They have to be REAL.Utahraptor: You want to cut off your hands and replace them with ACTUAL full-sized boats?
T-Rex: I believe in myself!

T-Rex: BUT: they still have to work as hands too. They must be actual boats that are also flesh and allow me sensation.
Utahraptor: How about this: if you believe in yourself, you can do SOME things, not all things. Perhaps not even MOST things.Off panel: But you can do approximately as many things - and perhaps even slightly more - than you could if you DIDN'T believe in yourself.
T-Rex: Okay you know what that's actually WAY more reasonable
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/09/2026
Ahahah
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/09/2026
<3
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/09/2026
ahaha
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/09/2026
came across this classic ASW and i gotta say: STILL GREAT www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id...
I figured out how to be happy / but I can't tell you. / You not knowing is a big part of it.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/09/2026
absolutely!!
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/09/2026
haven't tried it yet! soon! soooooooon
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/09/2026
haven't tried it yet! soon! soooon
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/09/2026
The perfect pairing
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/09/2026
Nah
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/09/2026
Look what I got at the grocery store where it was on extreme clearance for some reason
Me holding a thing of KD RAMEN. there's a picture of ramen but it's Kraft Dinner orange. And cheese sauce appears to be spilling over the edge of the bowl
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Ryan North Updates @ryannorthupdates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When Doctor Doom becomes Sorcerer Supreme, Earth is forever changed. Will it have been for the better? @ryannorth.ca and R.B. Silva headline the nine main issues of the ONE WORLD UNDER DOOM OMNIBUS, containing 66 stories over 1500+ pages. Pre-order either of these two covers at your store TODAY!
One World Under Doom Omnibus
Cover by Ben Harvey
9781302972509One World Under Doom Omnibus
Cover by R.B. Silva
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 28/09/2026
IN THE BIBLE HE'S MOSTLY JUST A PLACE AND NOT A GUY BUT REST ASSURED THERE IS IN FACT A DUDE NAMED "JORDAN" JUST OFF-SCREEN IN SEVERAL IMPORTANT SCENES THAT I DIDN'T WRITE ABOUT / HE DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING BUT HE DOES NOD HIS HEAD REAL VIGOROUSLY AT ALL THE BEST PARTS www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: The following is my list of Country Names That Could Possibly Be People's Names Too!

T-Rex: #1: Chad!T-Rex: This is an easy first place, because I knew a Chad once.
Dromiceiomimus: I knew a Chad too, and he wasn't even FROM Chad!
T-Rex: That makes him a true Chad, because otherwise he might've just been trying to rep his country.T-Rex: #2: Mali. I don't know a Mali, but if I met someone who said "hey my name is Mali" I'd probably say "oh cool!"
Utahraptor: Huh!

Utahraptor: I'd probably say "Sorry, Molly?" and she'd say "No, Mali" and I'd say "Oh okay."
T-Rex: Either way, a solid contender! #3 is Kazakhstan, because I would like to know a guy named Kazakhstan.
T-Rex: "Kaz" for short.God: SORRY DID YOU JUST RATE KAZAKHSTAN AS A NAME ABOVE JORDAN OR GEORGIA BOTH OF WHICH ARE ACTUAL IN-USE NAMES
T-Rex: ...Maybe?
God: JORDAN EVEN APPEARS IN MY FIRST BOOK THE BIBLE AND THERE'S A SEQUEL TOO BUT JORDAN'S BARELY IN IT
God: WOW
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 27/09/2026
the latter!
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AIPT @aiptcomics.com · 27/09/2026
🎙️ AIPT Comics Podcast Ep. 397! @ryannorth.ca joins us to talk DOOMQUEST, his jump to DC with THE FLASH, Fantastic Four, superhero horror, continuity, and the challenge of giving ridiculously powerful heroes problems they can’t simply punch away. 🎧 Listen now on all podcast platforms!
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 26/09/2026
aw thanks so much!! <3
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 26/09/2026
Clams!
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 25/09/2026
Made a new friend at lunch
A European praying mantis, an introduced species in Canada, hanging out on my white sleeve
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 25/09/2026
I like how this suggests there's TWO death-themed strips. Because there were! I didn't mean it that way it just happened but I promise the patreon isn't all death ALL the time!!
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Nick Sousanis @nsousanis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
in my talk today, as an example of the strange things you can do in comics given their sequential but also spatial/simultaneous nature, I included this gonzo panel from 1950s Batman, which I just love in all its weirdness! Yes, I have more intentionally clever examples, but something about this...
part of a page from a batman comic. In one panel, batman leaps from off panel onto a diving board, the motion lines of his rebound travel across to another panel, where we see him finish his leap and crash into the crooks to save the day
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 25/09/2026
I didn't lie!! They REPRESENT the collapse bridge, but any metal from the actual bridge is of course long gone. Though there are "legacy rings" available from retiring engineers that maybe still are?
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 25/09/2026
you can't spell "crisis" without misspelling "cry" www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: Ah yes, the perfect activity for a lazy afternoon: take the demographic data for people born when and where I was...

T-Rex: ...and use it to calculate my life expectancy!Narrator: BUT THEN:
T-Rex: Wait wait wait. It says here... I'm more than HALFWAY through my life ALREADY?
Dromiceiomimus: I mean, in all likelihood - yes, absolutely. T-Rex, we're all not gonna be around FOREVER.
T-Rex: But - but - I DIDN'T KNOW! Nobody told me there was more behind than ahead now!!
Utahraptor: What would you have done if you'd known?
T-Rex: I dunno, have a party? Have a CRISIS? BOTH??

T-Rex: Man, I had SUCH PLANS for my midlife crisis too. I was gonna buy a motorcycle, then marry the motorcycle, and then try to convince my ex-spouse from before the motorcycle to be in a poly relationship with the motorcycle.
Utahraptor: It's never too late!T-Rex: It IS: I missed the middle of my life, so now any crisis I have must be a POST-MIDLIFE crisis!
Off panel: I've never heard of those.
T-Rex: NOBODY HAS, because they're not a thing!!
T-Rex: I MISSED OUT ON MY ONE CHANCE TO HAVE A SOCIALLY-ACCEPTABLE CRISIS!!
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 25/09/2026
♥️♥️♥️
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 24/09/2026
thanks!
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 24/09/2026
thank you so much! :)
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allison steele, organic human person @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
timeline cleanser
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(poster name not shown): knock knock
dismembered-jackalope: who's there
justsomeguycore: deez 
dismembered-jackalope: sigh. deez who?
justsomeguycore: deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
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