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@ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social
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my mom says i’m handsome. you’re probably gonna see my dogs a lot. kansas jayhawks. kansas city: chiefs, current, royals, sporting. don’t forget to add alt text. header: photo of the Kansas City skyline, lightning bolts striking behind it.

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BENOIT BLANC: (walks on to kung fu movie) wHHat is this. Cratchin Tagga.
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 8h
I don't use AI because I find my demons to be worthy adversaries.
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 8h
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 8h
Hi kids! Do you like Primus?
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 8h
Damn it, I don't have pizza sauce. I was gonna make a pizza from scratch.
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 9h
Consumed. Now what?
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 9h
With the recessed filter, too.
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 9h
Through some sheer coincidence, some fortunate happenstance, you exist in a time on earth in which it is possible to experience a total solar eclipse. In a mere blink of a cosmic eye, 600 million years from now, total solar eclipses will never be a thing again.
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 11h
Tonight, we celebrate.
Bottle of Perseval-Farge champagne next to a glass of said champagne and the cork on the table in front of the two.
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matty @mattio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is wild - somebody did a deep dive into the real stories behind this famous XKCD: sheets.works/data-viz/hol...
an XKCD comic showing a precariously assembled tower of blocks. much is labelled "all modern digital infrastructure." a thin leg down at the bottom is labelled "A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003."
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
David Ellison, the Flyboys actor?
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Temwa’s gotta get the Ballon d’Or
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trump posted Tom Cotton's personal cellphone number???
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is craaaaaaazy. Wow.
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Idk what people mean when they don't understand this man, he is merely a kinetic weather sculpture
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I ain't get no checks and I was promised $2000, $5000, etc. checks
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Uh oh. My dad just discovered Danny Carey and Tool. Lmao
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Red Friday, y'all.
Bottle of 2012 Gallica Napa Valley cabernet sauvignon atop a book of New Yorker cartoons, all underneath a red light.
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just wish I did often have to drink it alone. Guess I’ve got a New Year’s resolution
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man, I enjoy drinking good wine
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Has anyone proposed an Event Horizon tv show?
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Think I'm just gonna put up my Christmas decorations this weekend
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well it is kind of fun to watch these teams fuck each other up
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No, this pretty much sums up most days nowadays.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
Trump campaigns for Ken Paxton in Texas: "He can be a pain in the ass sometimes, I'll be honest. Is he here, by the way? Oh, there he is. I didn't even know if he was here! I don't care."
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026
Wemby is something else, man
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Uh oh... Browns???
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rodgers: "WHAT THE F***! CALL IT!" McCarthy: "F***in' a$$hole"
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do I need to invest in bonds
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kinda crazy to see "Diesel Sold Out" signs, even temporarily, at gas stations near major shipping/trucking areas here in KC.
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*takes a long drag from half-smoked cig while standing under an umbrella in a cold autumn rain* Ricky Stanzi… now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caleb Williams looks like the Unabomber sketch
Hoodie and mirrored sunglasses with a mustache
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know I'm ridiculous, but I like the idea of a professional team called the "ATLiens"; I think that's better than Atlanta City Football Club and I won't apologize for it
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Still disappointed my local Costco is converting to a business center. What bush league decision-making is that.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Michael, I have great affection for you and you live a very rich and interesting life, but you live in a bubble. What you're describing is a self-curated bubble. If you haven't heard the song that's been #1 on the charts for 23 weeks, you live in a bubble and you should probably be aware of that.”
Tom Wilkinson holding 20 baguettes in Michael Clayton
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Andy you think he cares about your fat ass" is the perfect response to MAGA right now. Trump truly does not care about Andy's fat ass. He's got a ballroom to build.
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lol Verstappen is gonna ruin Red Bull’s entire race
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do you ever think about how time travel would be impossible because of time-space and relativity, you’d have to pinpoint also exactly where earth and the place you want to end up at wherever you were traveling to was precisely in the universe at the time you intended to be at?
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's a 2022 Sandhi Wines Pinot Noir White Buffalo Land Trust tonight. And I'm instead sitting at my corner table on my laptop and watching Northwestern vs. Indiana football.
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
breaking into to my potential place of employment and setting up a home made cold brew jar 24 hours before the job interview
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Denzel Washington as Alonzo Says Boom!
ALT: Denzel Washington as Alonzo Says Boom!
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Asking my AI wine cellar butler to recommend me an appropriate wine for this 65-degree rainy evening while I watch Uncle Stav
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The last two sentences are … direct. Link: www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#BREAKING: #SCOTUS once again freezes the lower federal courts’ rulings in the Missouri redistricting case—and affirms that, as the Missouri Supreme Court held earlier this month, Missouri will use the 2022 map in the November elections. There were no public dissents.
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thank you, Red Bull street team dudes who were handing out free Red Bulls on the riverfront last night. It's come in handy this rainy morn.
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