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@ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social
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my mom says i’m handsome. you’re probably gonna see my dogs a lot. kansas jayhawks. kansas city: chiefs, current, royals, sporting. don’t forget to add alt text. header: photo of the Kansas City skyline, lightning bolts striking behind it.

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BENOIT BLANC: (walks on to kung fu movie) wHHat is this. Cratchin Tagga.
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 12h
I don't use AI because I find my demons to be worthy adversaries.
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 12h
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 12h
Hi, kids! Do you like Primus?
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 12h
Hi kids! Do you like Primus?
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 12h
Damn it, I don't have pizza sauce. I was gonna make a pizza from scratch.
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 12h
And here I was thinking it was because of the recessed filter gimmick
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 12h
We watch Cowboy Bebop in the meantime
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 12h
Consumed. Now what?
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 12h
He'll t-pose for sure
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George Russell T-Posing in Mercedes F1 Gear
Alt: George Russell T-Posing in Mercedes F1 Gear
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 12h
With the recessed filter, too.
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 12h
George Russell won't like that!
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 13h
Through some sheer coincidence, some fortunate happenstance, you exist in a time on earth in which it is possible to experience a total solar eclipse. In a mere blink of a cosmic eye, 600 million years from now, total solar eclipses will never be a thing again.
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 14h
Tonight, we celebrate.
Bottle of Perseval-Farge champagne next to a glass of said champagne and the cork on the table in front of the two.
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 19h
It's the only way to fly, maaaaan
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
May Clark be with you and also with your spirit
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matty @mattio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is wild - somebody did a deep dive into the real stories behind this famous XKCD: sheets.works/data-viz/hol...
an XKCD comic showing a precariously assembled tower of blocks. much is labelled "all modern digital infrastructure." a thin leg down at the bottom is labelled "A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003."
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So are they saying only 8.5 ribs of the next ten ribs funds city services? Sounds like we're losing funding for city services every 20 ribs.
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
David Ellison, the Flyboys actor?
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Temwa’s gotta get the Ballon d’Or
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trump posted Tom Cotton's personal cellphone number???
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Simultaneously proud and disappointed I know exactly what this is from
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is craaaaaaazy. Wow.
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Idk what people mean when they don't understand this man, he is merely a kinetic weather sculpture
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I ain't get no checks and I was promised $2000, $5000, etc. checks
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Uh oh. My dad just discovered Danny Carey and Tool. Lmao
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Red Friday, y'all.
Bottle of 2012 Gallica Napa Valley cabernet sauvignon atop a book of New Yorker cartoons, all underneath a red light.
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just wish I did often have to drink it alone. Guess I’ve got a New Year’s resolution
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man, I enjoy drinking good wine
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Has anyone proposed an Event Horizon tv show?
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Think I'm just gonna put up my Christmas decorations this weekend
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well it is kind of fun to watch these teams fuck each other up
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No, this pretty much sums up most days nowadays.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
Trump campaigns for Ken Paxton in Texas: "He can be a pain in the ass sometimes, I'll be honest. Is he here, by the way? Oh, there he is. I didn't even know if he was here! I don't care."
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jackson Lamb substitute coaching AFC Richmond women’s team and Ted Lasso leading Slough House… now substitute all other characters in both with muppets.
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
honestly surprised me how many people were like "Zarda is MAGA?!" not me though, I was like "Zarda is still around?"
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026
Wemby is something else, man
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Uh oh... Browns???
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rodgers: "WHAT THE F***! CALL IT!" McCarthy: "F***in' a$$hole"
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do I need to invest in bonds
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Clicked through the original post's comments and apparently I'm not the only one who thought this
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That isn't Will Ferrell playing Harry Caray?
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kinda crazy to see "Diesel Sold Out" signs, even temporarily, at gas stations near major shipping/trucking areas here in KC.
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*takes a long drag from half-smoked cig while standing under an umbrella in a cold autumn rain* Ricky Stanzi… now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caleb Williams looks like the Unabomber sketch
Hoodie and mirrored sunglasses with a mustache
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what @ryanhastwodogs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I thought it was Eric Andre for a brief second
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