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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

NBA Reminds Rookies Not To Blow First Paycheck On Big-Ass Snake theonion.com/nba-reminds-...

Ryan Reynolds (not THAT one) @ryangreynolds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Northwestern has so far used both "Thunderstruck" and "Lose Yourself" in the last 2 minutes. They are someone hitting play on "Seven Nation Army" away from hitting the American sporting event music cliche trifecta.

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Daniël @voetbalgeneuzel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Using this meme 10 times

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Ryan Reynolds (not THAT one) @ryangreynolds.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

@jww.wtf first time I’ve sat and watched the Rockies all season. They’re atrocious.

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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

They’re calling it the most theater kid story of all time

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Mel Stefaniuk @melstefaniuk.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

You either die recruiting Carl Reiner at a sporting event or you live long enough to become Carl Reiner at a sporting event

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Ryan Reynolds (not THAT one) @ryangreynolds.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Quesiton for @edsbs.bsky.social: Isn't the ability to properly navigate a multilane roundabout the best test for determining if someone can also be a read-option QB?

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Ryan Reynolds (not THAT one) @ryangreynolds.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

She should absolutely move out. If she has second thoughts and wants to come back later, it'll be easy enough for her to get in the house.

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

“this just proves MJ would average 50 in today’s NBA!” my friend if you dropped Michael Jordan into the 2026 NBA his career would last exactly one day after he found out about FanDuel

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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Every week for Indiana this year has been the greatest week in program history, succeeded and exceeded only by the following week

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Ryan Reynolds (not THAT one) @ryangreynolds.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Overlooked part of this is very early in the video when #45 chucks a helmet into the seats.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/11/2025

Vasectomy Hot-Wired theonion.com/vasectomy-hot-wired

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Perry Areolar @perryodontal.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre" www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...

according to the liberation newspaper, documents dating back to a 2014 inspection by the French National Agency for the Security of Computer Systems reported a staggering detail: "the password of the louvre's video surveillance server was simply " louvre. "

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

All 8 billion people on the planet are represented by one of these two teams

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Ryan Reynolds (not THAT one) @ryangreynolds.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

If you could pick any last name for yourself now (and couldn't keep the one you have now), what would it be? I'd lean toward Hogg. Youngblood would be a close second. Slaughter would probably be third. Especially interested in hearing choices from @edsbs.bsky.social and @harrylylesjr.bsky.social.

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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

still remains the funniest thing to come out of the Theranos trial

Holmes:
"You are the breeze in desert for me."
"My water."
"And ocean."
"Meant to be only together tiger."

Balwani: "OK"

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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Free idea: a college football RedZone should have a Hater's Function. You plug in a list of teams you hate, and you can get notified if those teams are having a real bad time. Like Clemson is, right now.

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Kevin Ault @kevinault.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

US Army Lt. Aaron Fisher of Lyles Station, IN was awarded the Distinguished Service Cross, Purple Heart and the Croix de Guerre for "exceptional bravery" while fighting in France #OTD during #WW1. #WeRememberThem + #HoosierSky + #HistorySky. www.digitalresearch.bsu.edu/digitalcivil...

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/06/2025

Grieving War Widow Finds Comfort In Wings Of Drone That Served With Husband theonion.com/grievin...

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Ryan Reynolds (not THAT one) @ryangreynolds.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Tennessee couldn't find a damn ZEBRA for 7-plus days.

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Me playing soccer in the yard after exactly 2.5 hard seltzers

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Ryan Reynolds (not THAT one) @ryangreynolds.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

GREAT TEAMS TAUNT. A wise man taught me this.

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Noelle Maxwell @noellem1.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Heck of a pass!!!

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Ryan Reynolds (not THAT one) @ryangreynolds.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Plus, technically, you're among the first passengers to die when you hit the mountain.

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Ryan Reynolds (not THAT one) @ryangreynolds.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

"A League of Their Own" is on AMC and can we talk about what a cinematic masterpiece we have in the scene where Marla Hooch is singing at the roadhouse?

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Justin Williams @jww.wtf · 14/02/2025

This is the energy i bring daily.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Paying $7.99 per month for verified American citizenship which allows you to use special windows at the Social Security office and limited habeas corpus.

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Ryan Reynolds (not THAT one) @ryangreynolds.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

"I quoted a study" is now going to be my go-to response to shit.

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Luvu staging consecutive dive bomb attempts and then getting the Stern Warning From Dad was easily the best part of this game

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Ryan Reynolds (not THAT one) @ryangreynolds.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Woodson got his ass out-coached in the last 30 seconds of that game. Fans openly moaning at his sub choices the last 10 seconds. It's over.

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Chris Collingwood @lookparkmusic.com · 20/01/2025

If I ever score an NFL touchdown I'm gonna fuck the ball. I will be fired but by that point I will have met several other important goals

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Ryan Reynolds (not THAT one) @ryangreynolds.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

To the tune of “Breaking the Law” by Judas Priest: Taking a nap Taking a nap

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

The graphics person at On3 is on a legendary run. Barry Bonds 02-level, anything near the strike zone is going out of the park

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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/01/2025

Nation's Dog Owners Demand To Know Who's A Good Boy theonion.com/nations...

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Ryan Reynolds (not THAT one) @ryangreynolds.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Sam Darnold’s deal with the devil apparently expired at the end of 2024.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/01/2025

Like Boxes of Shit in Your House? Get a Cat

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Ryan Reynolds (not THAT one) @ryangreynolds.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Enjoying this NFL playoff showcase of bad QB decisions.

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Ryan Reynolds (not THAT one) @ryangreynolds.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Reminder for all the other dads in the Midwest this week: When the temperature rises above 32, and you mention it, you have to use the word "balmy" as part of the sentence.

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Zachary Krueger @zkffb.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

We are legitimately LOLing over here, folks.

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