Reposted by RYAN.TXTDisney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You Can See Everything (2026) 111712
RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Holding court for a great Viking feast at my next job interview 010
Reposted by RYAN.TXTSena Bryer @senabryer.com · 08/09/2026playing this from a bluetooth speaker i've hidden in the airplane restroom 281823476
RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Watching the puppet episode of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, and it's got the madcap energy of early Muppet movies that threads the needle between the serious and the ludicrous. Ethan Peck also does a great job playing "the one guy who's not a puppet". I had my doubts, but consider me charmed! 020
Reposted by RYAN.TXTBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Holy shit, “Just one small problem Sell their houses to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?” is a Haiku 01235373
RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026impressive that Team USA won against both Bosnia AND Herzegovina, feels like that should count double considering it was 1v2 000
Reposted by RYAN.TXTCall Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 16/06/2026Shut up and sell me a graphics card that doesn't cost $18,000 and require its own gas generator just so I can play games on high, Jensen, this shit ain't worth it 0182
Reposted by RYAN.TXTJayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 04/06/2026I bought a pixel 7 phone so I could get updates right away. Now I want to have a phone that doesn't update at all because it's all just AI garbage & terrible new icons. 3323
RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I just kinda titled them based on the vibe of their respective series 100
Reposted by RYAN.TXTEric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 14/05/2026still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them 87175206744
Reposted by RYAN.TXTtrevin @trevinflickinger.com · 09/04/2026Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate 3662721850
Reposted by RYAN.TXTg0m @g0m.bsky.social · 06/03/2026this is a thomas riker appreciation post. like this post if you think william t riker can suck it and fake sideburns are sufficient disguise to steal a combat vessel 422728
RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 20/02/2026"uhuhhuhuh, human females are so repulsive, huhhuhuh" "hehehheh, yeah, heheh, and they're really ugly too! ehehe" 000
RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 17/02/2026here's the thing that tells me Starfleet Academy is good: I feel predisposed to dislike it, it felt custom-built to annoy me, it was the FIRST nuTrek series I wasn't excited for, and yet it charms me on a weekly basis. So yeah, it's good actually www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwxH...youtube.comStarfleet Academy is Good ActuallyYouTube video by Rowan J Coleman 220
Reposted by RYAN.TXT🦇Harper 🔜 ANE 🦇 @2manystripes.bsky.social · 13/02/2026we live in the ruins of a greater civilization 162233715838
Reposted by RYAN.TXTceej @ceej.online · 22/01/2026I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally 291274986170
Reposted by RYAN.TXTJ. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I hope ICE veterans will receive a lifetime of people saying "Fuck you for your service," 1550891
RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Either this or bring back intermissions, I'm begging 000
Reposted by RYAN.TXTCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 08/01/2026I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said. That is called murder when they do that. Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise. 38209095149
Reposted by RYAN.TXTKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028. 15898643021168
RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 07/01/2026You're thinking of kibble. Kubernetes are exercises for strengthening the pelvic floor muscles, the set of muscles you use to stop the flow of pee 010
Reposted by RYAN.TXTRYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 25/06/2025media.tenor.coma poster for netflix shows a girl with pigtails and the words show meAlt: Animated gif of Wednesday Addams saying "show me" 01241
RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 27/08/2025"Fuckin' gimme a 20-man detail! sergeant major needs some bodies to go out and police the doggone nation's capital!" 010
Reposted by RYAN.TXTChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Nvidia is probably too big to fully collapse and will survive whatever happens with the AI bubble but I would love to see Jensen Huang crawl back to PC gamers after having to sell his leather jacket collection like "Heyyyyyyyyy, we're still cool right?" 1066388
Reposted by RYAN.TXTRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 14/08/2025i really don't have the time or energy to learn Linux but these motherfuckers are going to force me, aren't they? 1532385381
Reposted by RYAN.TXTMinovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Stop debating this website's growth potential. I don't care. I'm a digital hermit crab. If it dies, I'll find another shell as I've done a dozen times before. 4579542098
RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 07/08/2025If you see this, quote this post with a title screen that's iconic to youmedia.tenor.comdiablo 2 expansion set lord of destruction is shown on the screenAlt: Diablo 2 Lord of Destruction menu title screen 020
Reposted by RYAN.TXTderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/08/2025It's funny to think that my preference for urban living in areas with dense, mixed-used, walkable neighborhoods, multi-family housing, small businesses, and diversity probably stems from Sesame Street. Like an early education in Jane Jacob's urbanist theories. 11882791001
RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 27/07/2025When I was in middle school (mid '90s), I had to do a music + slideshow presentation for Earth Day. I had the idea to use Tom Lehrer's "Pollution". The only problem was, the only version we had was on an old tape reel, which my dad had to teach me how to dub to a cassette tape. Worth it! 030
Reposted by RYAN.TXTAll This For 10 Dollars - A History Podcast About A Comedy Forum @10bux.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Rest in Piss Hulkster - here’s the only good memory I have of you apart from the hulk hogan meat shoes 425046
RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 25/06/2025media.tenor.coma man is holding a microphone in front of a blue curtain and talking into it .Alt: Animated gif of Donald Glover saying "Good." into a microphone with an expression of deep-seated spiteful satisfaction 020
RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 25/06/2025God I hope that sentient grease stain finally takes this as a sign to fuck off, like, forever 100
RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 23/06/2025What's a poster I had up in my room growing up? This sick-ass cutout of the Enterprise-D, that's what 030
Reposted by RYAN.TXTpork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 21/06/2025amtrak’s marketing team gets it 445305659988
Reposted by RYAN.TXTpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/06/2025We really need some laws to make sure that if you’re wearing glasses that record video everyone knows it. Legally mandate that if you’re wearing smart glasses you also have to wear a cap with a propeller on it 18277571295
Reposted by RYAN.TXTDark Laughter @darklaughtertdb.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Whaaaaaat the fuck 881515544
RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Sometime in 2012, shortly after getting out of the Army, I moved to NYC. One day we were walking our bikes down the sidewalk in Soho when we passed Michael Cera That's about as minor as it gets, I think 020
Reposted by RYAN.TXTWowzerz 🦔 @wowzerz.bsky.social · 07/06/2025RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished 7842743626
RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 24/05/2025SNES: Christmas gift Genesis/Sega CD: garage sale N64: Christmas gift GameCube: Birthday gift Wii: Best Buy, I think XBox 360: ebay.com Switch: Target PC (parts): CPU, Best Buy, Fry's, Dallas First Saturday Sale, Newegg.com, Amazon.com, Microcenter, etc 110
