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RYAN.TXT

@ryandottxt.bsky.social
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he/him | web developer | anti-fascist | anti-ICE

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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
At this point they're one of the few studios I have zero qualms about paying full price for
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
To be fair to the guy, he did inspire some of the best lines in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
d'oh! clearly I'm overdue for a VOY rewatch I don't even think they had a memorial service for Kim A, did they? I feel like they should have??
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Voyager loved doing that, like that time they offed Harry Kim and just picked up the other one from another dimension or timeline or whatever and were like, "meh, close enough"
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Sure Jan
Alt: Sure Jan
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bluetooth pairing for combadges long press or short press
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two words: bat dueling
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You Can See Everything (2026)
Nathan Fielder has an awkward moment listening to Patrick Stewart pitch scripts where he sees everything
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Holding court for a great Viking feast at my next job interview
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Those output tokens are God-breathed
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh boy, a whole new vector for "God told me to do it"
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Star Trek Next Generation
Alt: Captain Picard in the Star Trek Next Generation movie First Contact saying "The line must be drawn HERE, THIS far, NO further!"
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Meanwhile Texas is all like
Am image of Merry and Pippin from Lord of the Rings with the text "We've had one summer yes. But what about second summer?"
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My kindergartener got himself up at Six In The Goddamn Morning today
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Lord Of The Rings Gandalf
Alt: Gandalf in Lord of the Rings saying "Go back to the shadow."
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is why I only buy cases that have no windows. Glow all you want, I ain't seeing that shit!
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lotta folks poopooh'ed the episode, but I found it fun and charming! it probably helped that I was a big Muppets fan when I was a kid
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I've got some great news for you man
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Sena Bryer @senabryer.com · 08/09/2026
playing this from a bluetooth speaker i've hidden in the airplane restroom
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Looking back, there was definitely a golden period (that I failed to appreciate) when my kid was about 6 months or so, just before he learned to crawl, when I could set him down somewhere and he'd just stay there. Then began the inexorable rising tide of babyproofing
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wait, they added voice acting to the OOT remake? Now how am I supposed to give Link a funny name to spice up the dialogue?
One of the Kokiri in Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time talking to Link, here named "Bruh", so that her dialogue reads "Oh, you have a fairy now?! That's great, Bruh!"
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm surprised to see STIII's ranked so low relative to STII's. "Stealing The Enterprise" and "Returning to Vulcan" are S-tier tracks, and the rest are at least on par with TWOK. I personally consider the two albums to be equally excellent
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Isn't that what they did to Dr Pulaski to stop her dying of old age?
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The movie "Sneakers", which I just finished watching. James Horner's soundtrack, in particular, is sublime open.spotify.com/track/2JexOC...
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The Sneakers Theme
James Horner · Music Composed And Conducted By James Horner, Featuring Branford Marsalis · Song · 1992
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You mean to tell me that by the 24th century you can't just be like, "Computer, bisexual lighting, 50% luminosity"?
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The speed and intensity at which I clicked that link would rival that of a mantis shrimp, thank you
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That being said, I am getting kinda weary of the Oops! All Gimmick Episodes approach SNW feels like it's taking lately, I'm yearning for some of the more earnest Trek episodes
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Any publicly-populated online rating system (IMDB, RT, etc) is susceptible to bombing and gaming, and should never be fully trusted as genuine consensus imo Also I grew up watching Muppet movies and as such had a great time with the episode, it was a Trouble With Tribbles kinda fun
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Watching the puppet episode of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, and it's got the madcap energy of early Muppet movies that threads the needle between the serious and the ludicrous. Ethan Peck also does a great job playing "the one guy who's not a puppet". I had my doubts, but consider me charmed!
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Also S1's
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
While I'm generally against the adultification of things that are meant for kids (Lego, Disney, etc), I would be totally on board with Book-It! For Grownups
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Gulab jamun, I'll get it for the whole table and secretly hope nobody wants to try it so I can house the entire order
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Harrison Ford IDGAF
Alt: Harrison Ford looking mildly confused before asking "WHO GIVES A SHIT?"
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Miller Lite, with can open
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I remember listening to the Gabriel & Dresden chillout mix of this while running the NYRR Bronx 10-Miler, right around mile 8 just as my runner's high was kicking in, and I'm pretty sure I started levitating at that point
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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JFK Clone High: I Like Your Funny Words Meme
Alt: JFK from Clone High: I Like Your Funny Words, Magic Man meme
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Holy shit, “Just one small problem Sell their houses to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?” is a Haiku
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If Hell can be most accurately described as the complete and utter absence of God then surely Times Square is it
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I guess it speaks to how much pasta I make/eat that I didn't even know drain flies were a thing
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"Preparing Columbo", now I can't stop imagining him being attended to by, like, a squire before each episode, who puts his trenchcoat on in a slovenly fashion, adjusts his tie just slightly askew, makes sure his hair is properly disheveled, etc
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
impressive that Team USA won against both Bosnia AND Herzegovina, feels like that should count double considering it was 1v2
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
You either die a villain, or live long enough to see yourself become the hero, I guess
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
PUSSY OUT
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Pussy Out Like a Boss
Alt: Andy Samberg in the music video for Lonely Island's "LIKE A BOSS", the part where he goes to put a gun in his mouth and is like "aw fuck man, I can't fuckin' do it, shit!"
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
That's a whole lot of words just to say this
A picture of a goose holding a baseball bat with the words "Mess With The Honk, You Get The Bonk"
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
No loads refused in Garfield's LOADZONE
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
fully jealous
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
HE'S BACK AND HE'S GOT A STORM SURGE OF PAIN FOR YOUR CANDY ASS youtu.be/IvmeUStFvz8?...
youtu.be
"El Nino" Chris Farley
YouTube video by Christopher Farr
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RYAN.TXT @ryandottxt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I started getting into Old World as a Civ alternative. It's set in the ancient era (my personal favorite in Civ), and your leader isn't immortal, so you also have to manage your nobility. Haven't yet finished the (very long) tutorial yet, but it's a nice change of pace so far
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Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 16/06/2026
Shut up and sell me a graphics card that doesn't cost $18,000 and require its own gas generator just so I can play games on high, Jensen, this shit ain't worth it
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Star Trek Voyager scene. We see a small, lone shuttlecraft fllying through a cloudy sky. Closed caption reads, "(screaming)"
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