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Natalie @discopigeon.bsky.social · 2h
I'm collecting all the foxes 🦊 [Expand the post/pic to see all the lovely fox friends]
Four red foxes, sitting around the garden. Waiting for my upstairs neighbour to come out and feed them.
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Rupert @ruperto.bsky.social · 2h
Interesting mini travelogue:
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 5h
ok hun
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Mrs MoonCakes. @helsmels.bsky.social · 3h
Anyway, here’s Daffy.
Dog in a lake. Reflective surface, a rich blue of the sky. And a wet little brown dog, and her shadow
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Rupert @ruperto.bsky.social · 4h
The little apple tree doing me proud again this year 😁
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Rupert @ruperto.bsky.social · 20h
Just watched Obsession (2025). It was alright.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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Rupert @ruperto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck me backwards: www.taste.com.au/recipes/curl...
taste.com.au
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Rupert @ruperto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He would
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Make it a Quote @miq.moe · 02/10/2026
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Helen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
‘Great Inventions, 1961’ Jodrell Bank Radio Telescope Artist: Robert Ayton
Illustration from the endpapers of the revised edition of the book showing a detailed illustration of the dish set against a striking dark pink ground
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Municipal Dreams @municipaldreams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Its #WorldPostcardDay so, with thanks to @paulsuttonking.bsky.social who initially shared it with me, I'm offering this fine postcard from Runcorn New Town featuring its futuristic elevated busway and Shopping City.
Postcard showing busway and shopping centre and two canal views
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Rupert @ruperto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why don't you all just marry traitors, you bunch of freaks
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Jodrell Bank @jodrellbank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
An icon of science, captured in black and white. 🔭 Zoom in and discover the details of the Lovell Telescope. Have you ever looked this closely before? 📸 Simeon Davies
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Rupert @ruperto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dear god... 1993 Clive James would be astonished, I'm sure.
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Rupert @ruperto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just had to ring someone named Jasper so naturally kept calling him Jevon 🤷‍♂️🙄
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monomax.bsky.social @monomax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Night garden #photography #nordiclight #10minutesfromhome #ECK
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Rupert @ruperto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A rejected line from National Shite Day
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Rupert @ruperto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If any of you like good films, I watched a film last night called "The Kid Detective" with the whiny one out of The O.C. It was really good. Dark, bleak, and funny. Recommended.
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Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Breaking: Further photo released from RAF Fairford. Police are still determining if there is a painted sign at the side of the road nearby that drew the gang in.
FUCK
SHED
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RailCowGirl @railcowgirl.com · 27/09/2026
4K CABVIEW: Through The Night In Southern Norway from the Driver's Cab youtu.be/DWqf2yVvC8U
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4K CABVIEW: Through The Night In Southern Norway from the Driver's Cab
YouTube video by RailCowGirl
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Rupert @ruperto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@visionsofjojo.bsky.social were you disturbed last night? I hope not 😬
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Rupert @ruperto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well played Citroen, well played.
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Rupert @ruperto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The excitement of going to London in the '90s... Teenage dreams!
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Some Bloke in a Hat @someblokeinahat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ratty looks like a Womble. #RememberYoureAWomble
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A.I. and corporate lingo are dragging language ynto drugged realmes of vague, airy, plastic nothingnesse: glitz and hyperbole wythout meaning. Language must have fur and clawes, make the floorboardes creake and leave wet dirtye footprintes. Wordes are rayne and fyre and stone. Wielde them. Save us.
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Rupert @ruperto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's so true. Viz nailed it with Nonsensical Corporate Twatspeak. I felt sorry for the non-native English speakers were I worked years ago who wouldn't necessarily know the difference between normal English and the horrors of NCT.
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not sure if this the model's issue or an accessory that comes with the longjohns, but in either case, think I'll pass!
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Remember I asked for opinions on little purses that Hulk was making? Well he had his craft fair and sold 8, but he'd optimistically made 22 and he's asked for help selling the rest. His sewing teacher sold some to her pupils but there are some left. £4 each plus p&p if you're not near Warwick/Cov
2 grids of the fronts and backs of purses sewn by my 8 yr old son Hulk. Resembles a bingo card.  Numbers 1 (Dinosaurs and cupcakes), 5 (robots and robots), 9 (monsters and cupcakes),10 (strawberries and spots),12, (kawaii clouds and oranges),13 (kawaii clouds and rainbows) and 14 (unicorns and unicorns) are not crossed off as they have yet to be sold.
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Devon Dympsy @devondympsy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It would seem that I am only ⅔ crow... And I'm not even convinced that they do actually collect shiny things, so crows may also only be ⅔ crow as well! 😁
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Dehler55 @dehler55.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#memes #meme #funny
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 25/09/2026
19:10
S01E03 Skipper the Eyechild 12 February 2004
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Rupert @ruperto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've tried my very hardest to hide this for the longest time but I just can't take the pressure anymore. This admission has weighed heavily on me: I simply do not find Taskmaster to be entertaining in any way whatsoever. It's lobotomy level stuff. Oh my god that feels good to get off my shoulders.
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Rupert @ruperto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I fucking hate manchester airport and their shitty fucking drop off and pick up charges. Absolute shitehawks.
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Rupert @ruperto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah, it was and is, brilliant!
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Ashley Weaver @troopofechos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy first day of Autumn! Er, yesterday. I went outside and picked up a leaf and painted it. Highly recommended. 🍁🍂 #watercolor #humanmade #traditionalart #autumn #art
Photo of my studio desk and my current painting of a leaf turning color for the fall. The painting is on the right and the actual leaf on the left. Painted in watercolor.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When you discover that your inner beast is actually a Kookaburra.
Picture of a kookaburra, with the headline "sausage addicted kookaburra is too fat to fly"
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Rupert @ruperto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Touching words, there.
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Rupert @ruperto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
COMMUNITY NOTES: Richard is correct in saying he's not an elderly lady, as he is in fact a big girl's blouse.
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Rupert @ruperto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hard luck Hull, you just weren't good enough 😏
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dawse of the dead @dawse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't mind this
Chilling watching kids TV with grandkids and a goose
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think I'm in love with Kevin 😻 #Caturday
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JoJo @visionsofjojo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Help The Harbour Project raising money. localgiving.org/fundraising/... My eldest, Ned, is doing a great thing, if you’re feeling generous and fancy doing something lovely, it would be very much appreciated ❤️
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Half Marathon for Harbour | Localgiving
<p>I believe so many innocent people are neglected and have their lives torn away due to war and disasters. In supporting this charity I’m giving someone a new life and the chance to restart in a new ...
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Rupert @ruperto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He means an un-lubed digital rectal exam.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
22.00 FILM: GODCILLA
When nuclear tests off the cost of Merseyside disturb her slumber, a 300ft high redhead with huge teeth and a booming roar brings fear and a lorra lorra destruction to the surrounding areas.
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Rupert @ruperto.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"I can't believe the hungry dog I asked to guard my juicy steak ATE my juicy steak!" www.economist.com/science-and-...
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Top mathematicians are outraged by OpenAI’s methods
24 Fields Medal winners have written a letter of objection
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Rupert @ruperto.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting?
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Rupert @ruperto.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You won't BELIEVE what this is about 🤯
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Rupert @ruperto.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
JUNGLIST MASSIVE
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Talking Pictures TV @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Prepare to open... THE ODESSA FILE (1974) 9:05pm #JonVoight #MaximillianSchell #MariaSchell thriller #TPTVsubtitles
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