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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Remember I asked for opinions on little purses that Hulk was making? Well he had his craft fair and sold 8, but he'd optimistically made 22 and he's asked for help selling the rest. His sewing teacher sold some to her pupils but there are some left. £4 each plus p&p if you're not near Warwick/Cov
2 grids of the fronts and backs of purses sewn by my 8 yr old son Hulk. Resembles a bingo card.  Numbers 1 (Dinosaurs and cupcakes), 5 (robots and robots), 9 (monsters and cupcakes),10 (strawberries and spots),12, (kawaii clouds and oranges),13 (kawaii clouds and rainbows) and 14 (unicorns and unicorns) are not crossed off as they have yet to be sold.
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not sure if this the model's issue or an accessory that comes with the longjohns, but in either case, think I'll pass!
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm finally getting orders again, some repeats some new customers through word of mouth. I just feel sad that my online twitter-y based presence is no longer what it was and I can't rebuild that community.😢
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Animal breeders are fucking weird aren't they? "Looking for a male maine coon to fuck my cat, she doesn't need to know him or consent, i just want to make sure he'll impregnate her with £600 a pop babies, DM for details"
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh dear oh dear Ed made a booboo.
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My favourite thing about the modern world is that we spend all day banging on about consent and then parents upload pictures of their kids faces to social media websites that go viral and... where is the consent?! And obviously 2 year old can't consent. Does that mean it's ok?!
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 10 96🔥 96🔥 99🎯 80👏 78😁 Final score: 864
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If your child (let's say 11yr old for arguments sake) comes home and says a kid pulled a knife on them, would you go back to see if it was a knife or would you call the cops (101? 999?) to report it?
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Thought I'd book the Polar Express before TJ is too old for it. 4 tickets standard class. £266😱
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Was out with the boys and their friend. His Mum joined us for the last 30mins. He hurt his ankle coming downstairs and she thought he was hamming it up. I joked that based on previous experience of her thinking he was fine and he had real issues she should get it seen. It was fractured 😳
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Asquealia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sorry for tiresome sales links pals. But after a sabbatical year of mainly DOING art, I better try and sell some of I sure as heck won’t be able to do the same next year! 😬 The prints (and some originals) will all be on sale here Artofnote.sumupstore.com And any and all shares will be SO welcome
Monbretia my reflection. Just one of the prints I’ve been listing in the last few days. These are from last year. I’ve not even started this year’s work tbh!
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live Evanescence Peter Andre The Spice Girls The Offspring Five Manic Street Preachers Take That Catatonia Steps Collins Raye
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
No YOU'RE nearly 43 years old and got so pissed you puked all over your bathroom before 11pm.
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hellooooo, TJ's football team are in desperate need of new kits as they've all grown this year the peaky kids. Anyone know a company who could spare around £800 to sponsor them? They play in a Warwickshire Sunday league.
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Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I have one more amazing #buyastrangerabook day offer. @orivia.bsky.social will buy FIVE kids a book each! Any book at all. So, if you're a parent/carer etc and fancy a free book, you just have to ask. It's as simple as that. UK only
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Pink celebrating Dolly whilst she was still around to hear it is a proper tearjerker. www.facebook.com/share/v/1Gbm...
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Cute little thing in a farm park today.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 25/08/2026
Terrible shift in the percentage of good in the world.
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Glad to see we're all united on the "no not Dolly" theme. 😢
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Can we do a gofundme but just to pay for my holiday?!
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Was on a call with a French colleague, of note, my professional French is ace, but I've never been good at chitchat. She asked where I went on holiday, I said "Wales, next to England" she said "is that the one with the kilts?" I panicked and my response was "no it's the one that's full of sheep"
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Cookie Monster Facepalm
ALT: Cookie Monster Facepalm
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
One of the slang words doing the rounds in my kids' generation is "aura" they say "I have aura" to mean they're good at something. It's weird.
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Everything reminds me of her!
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
www.maptap.gg August 16 95🏅 100🎯 92🏆 80👏 82🌟 Final score: 865
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Standard day in the school holidays. so far I've spent £65. I have 2 very small bags of essentials from Sainsbury's and nothing else to show for it.
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Kym Deyn @kymdeyn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I wrote this soppy poem about 5 days into our relationship. Anyway, today is our 7th anniversary so, turns out you *can* just look at someone and know.
Praising with Faint Damnation
How to be sure of anything at twenty-two?
I don’t know why they let us do anything. How
do you look at someone and know except
that she keeps joking about not being silver enough
for my metaphors and I'd say she was a moonbeam anyway. 
I'd call her starlight enough times for it to make us all sick. 
You can never know how you'll look back, only: she keeps
cities in her pockets, points out a newly built spire, light
catching a window and glinting across the whole street. 
Surely it's easier with age, tell me you know how to be. 
I'm afraid I'm here with all my embarrassments tucked into
my armpits. Here I am shouting across the street like Catullus: 
I hate and I love! Yeah, buddy, don't we all. You know
I nearly got hit by six different cars on the way to our first date
ran the whole way there. I guess
there are some things worth reminding yourself to live for
and its coffee and graveyards from here on out.
it's the sheer unfiltered joy of waving to your regrets
and catching a train. I've got nothing figured out, 
I'm here.two white people smiling at the camera. One has short curly hair, a tattoo of a book across their chest, a slight overbite and a grey blue jacket, next to them is a long-straight haired brunette in a green dress and glasses
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
There's enough drivers on the UK's roads. It should be 'one out, one in'. Maximum driving age of 75. As the OAPs get pruned off the top, new drivers are let in. Numbers remain just about manageable. Public transport & cycling get boosted. Helps carbon targets. Sanity maintained.
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Does anybody want 3 tickets to see Mamma Mia on 27th December at the Liverpool Empire? In stalls row DD. Paid £259, looking for dace value or as close to it.
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Not sure I want a house that comes with 4 widows!
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Everyone talking about solar eclipse glasses. I remember back in '99 we taped mars bar wrappers to old 3d glasses and that was good enough for us. I dunno, the youth today, scared of going blind from a little bit of sunburnt retina. Pfffff.
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You and me both @thelilyallen.bsky.social , you and me both.
A screen grab of Lily Allen saying children ruined her pop career.
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I am watching TJ training in Coventry. There is limited seating. The smell from this bin which is in far too close proximity to the bench for my liking is overwhelming.
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Was in that there Oxford today. Thought I'd treat the family to some Ben's Cookies. Queue was at least 20 people long. Time was I'd have queued for that. But objectively my own cookies are actually better so...um why would I queue for that long?!?
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Someone has bought my line of duty mug on ebay. I cannot locate the image with the design file ANYWHERE. HELP!
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hulk (who recently turned 8) is attending a child's craft fair in September for which he has decided to make purses/small zip up bags. I am seeking your input, oh wise Internet people. He thinks the best visual is as many fabrics as posisble. I think they should coordinate. Opinions please?
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Just walked past a nursery worker in her car downing a can of red bull and looking really sheepish when she caught my eye! Kids are hard work mate, no judgment here!
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
www.maptap.gg August 9 84😁 96🔥 98🎯 83😁 95🏅 Final score: 910
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Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
⚡ MapTap Challenge Round - Aug 9 www.maptap.gg/challenge 88🎓 96🏅 93👑 80✨ 98🔥 Score: 904 in 18.7s (6.8s to spare!)
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Why isn't the fact someone holds a DBS certificate searchable/verifiable? If a childcare location says "we are all DBS checked", how can you prove or disprove it without looking a bit insane? I get that the content of the certificate/record is super sensitive but that someone holds a certificate...
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Zoo wee mama
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Facebook is wild. (I reported the post for doxxing and it appears to have been removed)
An unhinged facebook post of someone doxxing a sex worker who apparently gave this person's husband VD
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"Well it'll either get better or you'll die from it"
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"There is a strong chance your baby will have Downs Syndrome, you nay want to consider a termination, here's some leaflets on the process".
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Jen S.A. Qkwouagh www.thexstitcher.co.uk @thexstitcher.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
www.maptap.gg August 6 91👑 92🏆 99🎯 80✨ 96🔥 Final score: 909
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Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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