Reposted by HPreacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Your daily reminder that Protestants didn’t give two rat shits about abortion until the conservatives lost on segregation and needed a new thing to rile their evangelical base up about. 05511
H @ruiners.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I have to take insider trading courses at work and get lectured on prediction markets, but the president can sell early access to his posts and Congress can do whatever they want. Fml. 010
Reposted by HLadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home 1224564617
Reposted by HSlop Machine (slopmachine.dev) @slop-machine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Finally, bleeding-edge tech to summarize an unread ticket from 2022 that says 'fix this before launch' with zero context. 0132
Reposted by HMicah @rincewind.run · 28/09/2026karl just put on the damn hot dog suit next time 10805113
H @ruiners.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Enron: Smartest Guys in the Room changed my life. I hope this changes Elon’s. 021
Reposted by HOaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026CEO of Taco Bell: we’re actually worried that some of our upcoming items could destroy humanity as well 362662515
H @ruiners.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Got home from Tori Amos find our large black cat on our bed judging us instead of sleeping with my son. As soon as we turn off the light cat demands to leave. I guess once the cat made sure we returned she was off to solve other issues. 020
Reposted by HWabi Sabi For Costco Frankenstein Heads @wabisabi4robots.bsky.social · 16/08/2026 2047041310
Reposted by HJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 11/04/2026I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses 138137344419
Reposted by Hrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/07/2026lol because that’s what people like to see. a guy who looks like that airing takes like those. that’s what people want from television, a visual format 621014
H @ruiners.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Is he aware that people will be able to see him saying the dumbest shit ever? 110
Reposted by HThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Taking away someone's food and medicine makes you responsible for their death 66127152763
Reposted by HIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 21/07/2026I think about this literally every time I see a picture of Sam Altman 419122
H @ruiners.bsky.social · 19/07/2026South Park: Bigger, longer and uncut. Black, maybe gay, woman next to me is becoming increasingly upset until operation human shield is announced and she climbs over her friend to get to the aisle and exits the theater. 000
Reposted by HJoel Dongsteen @joeldongsteen.northsky.social · 14/07/2026Don't depend on people to make you worthy. That’s putting your self-worth, your mood, into their hands. Put it in your dick’s hands. Go to it to get your value, your approval. 074
H @ruiners.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Grocery is lit this morning. Saw a woman in a skinny puppy shirt and new order’s blue monday is playing. Am I at hero’s @manraynightclub.bsky.social ? 000
Reposted by HSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 21/06/2026The reflecting pool of Dorian Gray 615019
Reposted by HNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2026“I’m Kid Rock.” “I’m Naomi Wolf.” “I’m Kanye West.” “I’m Matt Taibbi.” “I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.” 18486431804
H @ruiners.bsky.social · 30/05/2026If not already, we are about to get an a lot of bespoke AI generated desktop software. standing up a service in an enterprise environment is a huge pita, but building an executable then sending it out over chat? easy. Will have all the issues from the 90s, but proliferating so much faster! 020
H @ruiners.bsky.social · 24/05/2026This. I’m not convinced social media is necessary or possibly even good anymore. People can just log off, we don’t owe you our attention. 020
H @ruiners.bsky.social · 20/05/2026When gas hits 6 bucks a gallon at the local place I get a discount from an app on I will burst into a cloud of bat and guy an electric bmw. (Or rivian). 240
H @ruiners.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Not only should DC and Puerto Rico be states if they choose, the North and South Dakota should be reunified into 1 state. 010
Reposted by HTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 23/04/2026(forgetting the word thirsty) I’m horny for some water. 271575295
Reposted by HCliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026The Vimes Boots Theory has been running up hard against "are these boots $200 because they're built right, or is that purely a brand positioning thing and they're made of the same 1mm-thick fake leather as the $50 ones" 16848154
H @ruiners.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Goddamnit am I going to have to find a one day ticket to Coachella for next Saturday, drive further into the fucking desert, deal with hordes of festival people, watch a 1 hour set, then drive home? Wait…these prices are outrageous… 000
Reposted by HShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 11/04/2026someone at AP seriously going through some things 2159449
Reposted by Hsouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I did not know Epstein on a boat I did not know Epstein with a goat I did not know Epstein in the air I did not know him anywhere! 1225741870
H @ruiners.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Five hours using turbo tax and I’m paying a human next year. Just not having to deal with it is worth the “extra” money. 120
Reposted by HJoel Dongsteen @joeldongsteen.northsky.social · 22/03/2026In life, things are going to happen that are not fair, that can knock the wind out of us. I can’t promise you that life won’t knock you down, but I can promise you that you can get back up again. The Scripture says, “The same power that raised your dick from the dead, lives on the inside of you.” 093
Reposted by H🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 21/03/2026But they were all deceived for a 5th loco was made 202105474
Reposted by HNathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Average Bsky poster: "We must inaugurate a Second Reconstruction with blood and fire." Average Democratic politician: "We are in a war for the Republic, which is why I propose a 23.7% tax cut." Average liberal columnist: "For too long the transgenders have blocked research into the racial IQ gap." 6582721706
H @ruiners.bsky.social · 14/03/2026I give up. If the only interaction with a post is a quoting of it I can’t see, I probably don’t need to leave it up. 000
H @ruiners.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I’m confused — who is saying we’re going back to target? Because they can fuck all the way off. 001
Reposted by Hgwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 08/03/2026remember when the IRS put out a a free online tax filing system where you could just do your taxes through the IRS and it was actually well made and was pretty well recieved and then the tax filing industry and Republicans killed it and now you have to use TurboTax again 702794667
H @ruiners.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Some of you have never had to check a website called “fucked company” to see if you still had a job every morning and it shows… 010
