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@ruiners.bsky.social
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Ex-masshole. Coder. Occasionally a musician.

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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Poor implementation to try to maximize initial page load and seo.
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Has anyone sexualized the term “huge El Niño” yet?
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Didn’t they just get rid of wfh?
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Look, it took forever for my adhd ass to figure out booking at n/naka and I only succeeded when I was able to get a reservation for my wife 50th on the actual day. I’m still riding that high!
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hear these are Big in Japan?
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wtf is a gainful hobby?
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did this story get updated yet?
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not only was it amazing, it was amazing watching everyone lose their minds when they went that way.
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Who likes this guy? In theory I agree with some of his politics, but mostly he makes me change the channel or unfollow anyone who makes me see his face or hear his stupidity.
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Are you trying to tell the truth or to rehab republicans?
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But who will think of the golf?
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So he is bribing people?
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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Your daily reminder that Protestants didn’t give two rat shits about abortion until the conservatives lost on segregation and needed a new thing to rile their evangelical base up about.
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m always fascinated that the genius of our time died of treatable cancer because he didn’t get it treated.
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have to take insider trading courses at work and get lectured on prediction markets, but the president can sell early access to his posts and Congress can do whatever they want. Fml.
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The first movie AC/DC convinced to use their greatest hits as a soundtrack.
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why are they opposed to athletes being paid?
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Slop Machine (slopmachine.dev) @slop-machine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Finally, bleeding-edge tech to summarize an unread ticket from 2022 that says 'fix this before launch' with zero context.
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can you explain it to mine for me?
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mine too. Also her first recommendation is usually The Wipers if you haven’t heard them.
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok, so what band should I be listening to today?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/09/2026
karl just put on the damn hot dog suit next time
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I mean, that is what he wanted right?
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Enron: Smartest Guys in the Room changed my life. I hope this changes Elon’s.
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I had this happen on my forehead and 3 months later I had to have a dermatologist cauterize it to get it to stop bleeding. Don’t ask me anything, I still don’t understand!
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why aren’t you properly crediting the video?
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Because he has no values, just like Trump. He will abandon everything for power.
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I really think he needs to join 60 minutes.
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did you really undermine the attorney general on the terrible paramount deal?
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In what way is the Chamber of Commerce good? Aren’t they just a lobby for businesses?
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I failed to get my son in to Adams, but he did immediately call the phone numbers at the beginning of hitchhiker’s guide and that was pretty funny.
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Oaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
CEO of Taco Bell: we’re actually worried that some of our upcoming items could destroy humanity as well
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Imagine being this guy and then going on tv.
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My goodness you actually put this human whoopee cushion on tv.
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sounds like you did what they wanted. :(
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Meta settlement where they pay a pittance, admit no wrongdoing, and get to set the rules? Thanks?
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There is a library that doesn’t have multiple copies of this already? Clearly an attempt to boost the sales numbers as the HBO trainwreck of a series arrives.
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Got home from Tori Amos find our large black cat on our bed judging us instead of sleeping with my son. As soon as we turn off the light cat demands to leave. I guess once the cat made sure we returned she was off to solve other issues.
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I suspect he also huffs other people’s farts. Perhaps without their permission.
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
For each post?
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Is a meat proxy saying we can’t use clanker anymore?
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I can’t wait to teach this to my 13 year old. The way they use the term “clanker” at anything AI scented is amazing.
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I enjoyed it. I think when it was released though was the beginning of the fatigue with Disney’s handling of Star Wars — it was good, but was it better than people’s childhoods? And it was very en vogue to hate on any of the new Star Wars.
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
8mm Nicolas Cage.
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I read they were making a new app, but it doesn’t solve the whole dealing with meta issue.
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Perfect post.
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Perfect post.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/08/2026
Never let a writer help you move
A cardboard moving box with EPHEMERA written on it in Sharpie
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H @ruiners.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
No, I saw that.
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