iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Stop posting the hell burrito you freaks

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

When I get stuck in traffic around a vehicle with an unusual load I like to give it a ranking of how it would perform if it final destination’d me

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rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The Goonies. A Christmas Story. The Sandlot. Titanic. The Notebook.

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rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Other people: I’ve been really into this last season of The Bear, I’m kind of obsessed Me: I can’t stop thinking about the trepidatious Yeti ad beret guy

A man looking vaguely uncomfortable wearing a large puffy wine coloured beret and holding a camping mug and binoculars awkwardly

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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

She ran a CrossFit gym, which is basically a swinger's club that produces orthopedic injuries

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Cara Ellison @caraellison.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

We were watching that silly new Tom Hiddleston reenactment of the disaster of Pompeii and he was like ‘we have amazing new tech that allows us to track people through this disaster’ and I was oh no he’s going to say it’s an AI brain or something and then he said…. ‘Its a spreadsheet’ and I CHEERED

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rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Watching my mom stim with her big fake fancy fingernails is hypnotic af

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rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

When your kid asks you to move so she can adjust her stuffed animal pregnancy belly

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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Since the start of this relationship, diehard Gaylors have argued it is performance art commentary on heterosexuality(????), and while the likeliest explanation for all of this is that a narcissist is marrying an overgrown sixth-grader, the Gaylor theory of the case only grows more potent.

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rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

is there anything weirder than when bureaucratic systems react to you asking something you’ve asked a bunch of times before like suddenly it’s stopped being real words

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fangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

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[Spooky Name Placeholder] @mxlabradorite.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

This interview in Vanity Fair came out in 2010, and this exchange from it has lived rent-free in my head ever since.

So listen, I’m not sure how to broach this subject. There’s a lot of half-naked men in Jackass, and a lot of anal play and nipple torture and testicle touching. Is it possible that Jackass is at least a smidge gay?

Knoxville: I’m offended you just said a smidge!

It’s more than a smidge?

Knoxville: We’re over here sitting on rainbows and you say a smidge.

You’re a gay pride parade waiting to happen?

Knoxville: We’re a gay pride parade that’s happening! And in 3-D!

It’s not just homoerotic tension?

Knoxville: No, man, it’s all about release with us.

Steve-O: We always thought it was funny to force a heterosexual MTV generation to deal with all of our thongs and homoerotic humor. In many ways, all our gay humor has been a humanitarian attack against homophobia. We’ve been trying to rid the world of homophobia for years, and I think gay people really dig it too.

This was way too easy. I had all of these questions designed to lure you into admitting your subconscious desire to fuck each other. But apparently you’re not suppressing anything.

Knoxville: Suppressing?! Wait till I tell the guys you said suppressing! We’re not suppressing anything! We’re over here sitting on dicks!

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rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

spent a couple minutes at the play place unsure if my three year old was yelling “KILL KILL KILL” while running about maniacally, ultimately decided I didn’t want to know while I still have plausible deniability due to unclear speech

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rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

last repost: I totally owned like all of those

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

You also get the equivalent of 47 books by following me on Bluesky but unfortunately they are these 47 books

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rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Extremely me and Julio down by the school yard voice: 🎶me and hutterites down by the coop 🎶

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rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

We have made it through the morning window of constant sibling conflict and are now in the peaceful afternoon window, enjoying it while it lasts before dinner time sibling conflict hits

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Andrew Kohan @akohan.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

The important thing to know about the way our laws are set up is that council and the mayor can’t direct the police to do anything unless it’s to harm poor people.

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rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I just booked a babysitter mostly because my kid missed her babysitter, which feels pretty lucky

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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Akihiro Miwa perfects Moro's laugh in the recording sessions for Princess Mononoke From: How Princess Mononoke Was Born (1998), dir. Toshiro Uratani, Buena Vista Home Entertainment

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rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Intrusive thought of Mia farrows voice warbling this while I try to use my messed up work computer that takes five seconds to load each individual letter

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The Last Unicorn Amalthea: Body Dying Quote

Alt: The Last Unicorn Amalthea: I can feel this Body Dying all around me Quote

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rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Every so often as I look at the hellscape of politics and culture I think about the time my friend called me a racist and blocked me on msn because I said Oprah exploited women and platformed other exploitative people and it made me feel kind of sick. What does Swedish Tim think now?

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rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Crying alone at midnight with my choose your own adventure book

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/06/2026

Johnny Compliments your affirmations too polite, your friendly banter too casual. They'll kill you

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

guy on a bike called out to me ‘you look so beautiful!’ and i was steeling myself for it to get weird but then he called to a guy on a different bike ‘that’s a great bike man!’ and then ‘smoothie looks fire!’ to a third guy who was drinking one. so i guess i found him. Johnny Compliments

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rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I’m doing remarkably well for someone with a car that’s been broken for five months, a work computer that’s probably broken for the foreseeable future, and multiple extended family members that I provide support to low key on fire emotionally.

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BenoitsSmartCar @benoitssmartcar.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Haaland. We stan a king.

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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

you the Worms boy? I knew your old man

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rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

My most problematic trait is how much I loved Dharma and Greg

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rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Got the news, it’s a rat king of a brain (ADHD and autism added to my official brain team roster)

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rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

My family haven’t been farmers in generations, more broke city rats, and somehow I find myself sounding like great grandma Ruby while I snap things like “go on git, git out of my kitchen” and brandish a towel at my children who ABSOLUTELY refuse to not be underfoot demanding things

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

today I discovered this incredible story of a minor league pitcher who is 6'4 wears glasses and a ginger beard who hurt his elbow and went to the doc for Tommy John surgery and was mistaken for a pitcher from a diff team who was also there for TJ surgery on same day anyway heres their pics and names

Two dudes who were formed from the same mould in consecutive batches at the factory and are somehow completely unrelated

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

China is the funniest country in the world

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rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Grocery store apologetically like “sorry we’re out of long eggplants” and I’m like, jokes on you I ordered those in a misguided belief I might actually cook them and now I’m free

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rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

The kids were running a toddler circle pit at my son’s daycare this morning, barely managed to get his indoor shoes on in time

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rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Man lightly bougie small town businesses posting in Facebook groups, bless em. Social media marketing like “the special today is caramelized apples and cider pancakes, but this picture is of eggs and toast, which you could also get”

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rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I am once again begging you to read this because I love it and I’m a mess rn

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Kratos somberly reckoning with his violent and aspiring to be a better father while his dead wife is doing double jumps and air combos in another realm is so fucking funny. imagine if Laura Palmer was doing DOOM shit in the Black Lodge

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Wolverine game will be fun but I do want to advocate for “Charles Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters School Simulator” where you assign your various freaks to teach Shakespeare and chaperone prom

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Void-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger) @voidburger.com · 02/06/2026

See, the difference between men and women is that women can doublejump. That's the power of wife

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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

And slam in the back of my Mushroom car

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rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Are the children fighting again? No, they appear to be content muttering “butt butt, butt butt, butt butt butt butt butt butt” while slamming their butts into each other

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/05/2026

they should make a jackie chan game like the new bond one where you're just having slapstick fights. there should be a button to yell "sorry!" or "i don't want any trouble!" while you're smashing someone's skull with a mop

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