iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I would be that guy who fucks up a connecting flight to get Bojangles on my checklist

010 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’m still so sad that I don’t know when I’ll feel able to go to the states again and I’ve never been to Bojangles

110 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Stop posting the hell burrito you freaks

1121 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Today was a like 7-8 foot diameter concrete tube stacked upright, which got a 5/10 until I saw it had some sort of metal grid mesh inside. Final score 8/10 for the comedic possibility of thinking I’ll survive like buster keaton with the house falling on him only for me to get slap chopped

030 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

When I get stuck in traffic around a vehicle with an unusual load I like to give it a ranking of how it would perform if it final destination’d me

130 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Defeating Alzheimer’s via the power of love and being annoying is so fucking weird

110 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The Wizard of Oz! Fuck the Wizard of Oz

020 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I was going to put Cosmopolis on there too but I looked it up and more people hated that than I remembered, I was just around people who liked it

110 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The Goonies. A Christmas Story. The Sandlot. Titanic. The Notebook.

470 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Why does he look like that, what is occurring offscreen to so unnerve a scruffy man comfortable enough in himself to wear a puffy wine coloured beret on his birdwatching trip

040 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Other people: I’ve been really into this last season of The Bear, I’m kind of obsessed Me: I can’t stop thinking about the trepidatious Yeti ad beret guy

A man looking vaguely uncomfortable wearing a large puffy wine coloured beret and holding a camping mug and binoculars awkwardly

170 0

Reposted by rubes (any)

Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

She ran a CrossFit gym, which is basically a swinger's club that produces orthopedic injuries

344154552 0

Reposted by rubes (any)

Cara Ellison @caraellison.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

We were watching that silly new Tom Hiddleston reenactment of the disaster of Pompeii and he was like ‘we have amazing new tech that allows us to track people through this disaster’ and I was oh no he’s going to say it’s an AI brain or something and then he said…. ‘Its a spreadsheet’ and I CHEERED

201602192 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Like David Bowie in Labyrinth contact juggling but it’s an old woman who won’t stop talking about the news rolling fingers around

030 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Watching my mom stim with her big fake fancy fingernails is hypnotic af

140 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

When your kid asks you to move so she can adjust her stuffed animal pregnancy belly

070 0

Reposted by rubes (any)

Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Since the start of this relationship, diehard Gaylors have argued it is performance art commentary on heterosexuality(????), and while the likeliest explanation for all of this is that a narcissist is marrying an overgrown sixth-grader, the Gaylor theory of the case only grows more potent.

413812 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

asked IT for something normal and they acted like I’d walked in, said “fix this computer” and handed them a banana

060 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

is there anything weirder than when bureaucratic systems react to you asking something you’ve asked a bunch of times before like suddenly it’s stopped being real words

160 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I have looked it up and understand petted is apparently correct but even my mom says “pet” up here in Canada

110 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I was super confused the whole post and thought I must be misreading and the complaint was about people saying “petted” etc

120 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I have to manually change the ratings on my plex server for a lot of things from before 1990 or my six year old would have her hair clean blown off

020 0

Reposted by rubes (any)

fangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

114303517816 0

Reposted by rubes (any)

[Spooky Name Placeholder] @mxlabradorite.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

This interview in Vanity Fair came out in 2010, and this exchange from it has lived rent-free in my head ever since.

So listen, I’m not sure how to broach this subject. There’s a lot of half-naked men in Jackass, and a lot of anal play and nipple torture and testicle touching. Is it possible that Jackass is at least a smidge gay?

Knoxville: I’m offended you just said a smidge!

It’s more than a smidge?

Knoxville: We’re over here sitting on rainbows and you say a smidge.

You’re a gay pride parade waiting to happen?

Knoxville: We’re a gay pride parade that’s happening! And in 3-D!

It’s not just homoerotic tension?

Knoxville: No, man, it’s all about release with us.

Steve-O: We always thought it was funny to force a heterosexual MTV generation to deal with all of our thongs and homoerotic humor. In many ways, all our gay humor has been a humanitarian attack against homophobia. We’ve been trying to rid the world of homophobia for years, and I think gay people really dig it too.

This was way too easy. I had all of these questions designed to lure you into admitting your subconscious desire to fuck each other. But apparently you’re not suppressing anything.

Knoxville: Suppressing?! Wait till I tell the guys you said suppressing! We’re not suppressing anything! We’re over here sitting on dicks!

2756351681 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

he calls Diddy Kong “Donny Kon” so I think I’ve got room

040 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

spent a couple minutes at the play place unsure if my three year old was yelling “KILL KILL KILL” while running about maniacally, ultimately decided I didn’t want to know while I still have plausible deniability due to unclear speech

170 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

you and your brethren genuinely still delight me, twelve years into finding out about hot pants mennonites

120 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I’m so sorry man, it’s brutal when they’re unwell

120 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

last repost: I totally owned like all of those

000 0

Reposted by rubes (any)

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

You also get the equivalent of 47 books by following me on Bluesky but unfortunately they are these 47 books

4853823 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

We’ve got hella New Order Mennonites here too, who look and act mostly like regular secular people. It’s a trip as a transplant the first time someone looking vaguely alt and holding a beer says they’re Mennonite

220 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

You could stop feeling guilty for not eating as much fresh fruit and veg as you think you should

120 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I think this is the most Manitoban joke I’ve ever made and also there are always Hutterites about when I go to the coop now

150 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Extremely me and Julio down by the school yard voice: 🎶me and hutterites down by the coop 🎶

1110 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I don’t know what it is about the biorhythms of my children that makes people start screaming and hitting each other twice a day like clockwork but I’m not a fan of

010 0

rubes (any) @rubeswoobs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

We have made it through the morning window of constant sibling conflict and are now in the peaceful afternoon window, enjoying it while it lasts before dinner time sibling conflict hits

140 0

Reposted by rubes (any)

Andrew Kohan @akohan.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

The important thing to know about the way our laws are set up is that council and the mayor can’t direct the police to do anything unless it’s to harm poor people.

0216 0