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Cats, Twitch, and looking for a job. Eventually will update pics and stuff but I'm lazy right now.

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TGH @tghsr.stream · 07/10/2026
As a streamer who (currently) has a 'no politics' rule in chat and whose stance might not be clear to some: Fuck Donald Trump Fuck GenAI Fuck bigots and racists Trans Rights are Human Rights Protect LBGTQIA+ kids Free Palestine Please vote.
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rubes @rubes000.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Air to Ground Message: YOURE MY HERO AND THAT SAYS ALOT BECAUSE I THINK ABOUT BATMAN ALOT Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a03819c28d9 F: #fb405327446
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rubes @rubes000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lindsey Graham is still helping him out. (Sometimes there is context I'm unaware of, but regardless...)
Trump talking about his recent séance in his Time interview: "[...] have other forms of tariffs I can have. I just got a tariff from Lindsey Graham. Lindsey Graham, first time in 50 years."
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Lori Schmidt @lorischmidt.dispatch.com · 29/09/2026
A cheat sheet for anyone who has trouble confusing teams: 🏒 Blues (St. Louis), Blue Jackets (Columbus) are different ⚾ White Sox (Chicago), Red Sox (Boston) are different 🏈 Jaguars (Jacksonville), Panthers (Carolina), Bengals (Cincinnati) are different 🟢 Ohio, Ohio State are different
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Brian Jay Jones @brianjayjones.com · 24/09/2026
Jim Henson would have been 90 (yup, you read that right: NINETY) years old today. You can celebrate his life by celebrating creativity, diversity, peace, imagination, and silliness.
A tuxedoed Jim Henson sits in a sea of Muppets.
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rubes @rubes000.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm a fan of the the Japanese ramen version youtu.be/r7g6bxfaPUg?...
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Nissin Cup Noodle - Big Enough Parody - Kirin J Callinan - Japanese Commercial
YouTube video by SystemJinx
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rubes @rubes000.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I recognize John Roberts, but I forgot Tucker Carlson was an associate justice.
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rubes @rubes000.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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rubes @rubes000.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Napoleon Dynamite Drinks Milk
Alt: Napoleon Dynamite Drinks Milk
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rubes @rubes000.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Simpsons style
Alt: Abe Simpson talking about how wearing a fish in his front pocket was the style at the time.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
New Jersey 21yos at their first solo driving road trip out of state waiting at a gas station
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Waiting
Alt: Man waiting forever for gas pump attendant
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rubes @rubes000.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
And since you'd be in the sky you'd be closer to the laser, increasing its accuracy.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
bloomberg has a fun article today arguing that the Cybertruck is the biggest flop in automotive history. it includes this glorious graph.
A graph showing how the edsel and Cybertruck both performed based on their sales target and actual year one and year two sales. The edsel was expected to sell 200k units in its first year. It sold slightly over 50k, and less than 50k the next year

The Cybertruck had a sales.target of 250k in its first year. They sold around 40k, the next year they sold about half as many.
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rubes @rubes000.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Well linear kinda means straight so
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 19/07/2026
Watching two teams not score in Metlife is pretty normal
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rubes @rubes000.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"F-ZERO PAUNCH!" definitely sounds better.
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rubes @rubes000.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Donnie thinks that combat rocks
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rubes @rubes000.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"You shut your mouth!" 🎵 (That's literally the only song of theirs I know)
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rubes @rubes000.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Guardians of the Hormuz Strait opened very poorly at the box office
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Video thread - the evacuation of the Great American State Fair on July 4 took well over an hour. A little after 6:30, they started to shut down the main stage. People largely stayed in their spots as the automated message announcing the fair was closing played on repeat.
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rubes @rubes000.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
CHEAT... HA HA HA... CHEAT!
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rubes @rubes000.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I mean, if Roger Stone can have a Richard Nixon tat on his back...
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rubes @rubes000.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This was a good Reed for me.
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rubes @rubes000.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This stinks to high heaven.
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Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I don't know, I think bigotry might be the mistake here but maybe I'm missing something
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rubes @rubes000.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
His body was in fact not ready
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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Memo to Democrats: You can be cis and straight and the Republicans will still run a homophobic and transphobic campaign against you. Also there will be racism. So just do the right thing. Support the most vulnerable in our society full throatedly and proudly.
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rubes @rubes000.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Marvin The Martian Disintegrates Daffy Duck
Alt: Marvin the Martian during duck season
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rubes @rubes000.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Making Lady Liberty AND Jesus cry? This simply will not stand!
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Final Fantasy Randomizer @finalfantasyrando.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Y'ALL!!!! This past weekend was not just our biggest live event yet but also the most money we've ever raised during a marathon, $12,500!! And once the merch sales donation (so far) gets added, you all will have raised $12, 842 for the LIAM Foundation! This weekend was incredible, y'all are amazing!
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I hope Spencer Pratt ends up in 5th place as a salute to Riley Gaines and whatnot.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Uh guys. Uhhhh. Uhhh oh my god. Holy shit
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EXCLUSIVE: CBS Looking to Pin Down Joe Rogan — Network Bosses Are Betting Podcast Powerhouse Will Strengthen Sagging '60 Minutes'
CBS eyes Joe Rogan as a potential boost to '60 Minutes' as the network battles sagging ratings.
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rubes @rubes000.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Eyes up here Grimace
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Their new girlfriend is women
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rubes @rubes000.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Tons of knee sweat stains
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Ooooh, are we sharing fables? I got one for you. So, there's this frog that enters public service, presumably for the right reasons. He spends years as a district judge, then gets elected to the state supreme court, then attorney general of that state. (thread)
An old, but apt fable:

A scorpion wants to cross a river but cannot swim, so it asks a frog to carry it across. The frog hesitates, afraid that the scorpion might sting it, but the scorpion promises not to, pointing out that it would drown if it killed the frog in the middle of the river. The frog considers this argument sensible and agrees to transport the scorpion. Midway across the river, the scorpion stings the frog anyway, dooming them both. The dying frog asks the scorpion why it stung despite knowing the consequence, to which the scorpion replies: "I am sorry, but I couldn't help myself. It's my character." 
@Wikipedia
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rubes @rubes000.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The Sun also enjoys the musical Hair. I approve.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
"He's a menace ... I WANT SPIDER-MAN!" J.K. Simmons is at the Mets game tonight and ran into a familiar face 😂
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rubes @rubes000.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Sauron, who I do not support, was right to amass an army of Orcs, who I do not support, to obtain the One Ring from the shitlib M$DNC Fellowship. By Glenn Greenwald
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 24/05/2026
to = ➡️ two = 2️⃣ too = ➕ Toto = 🙏🌧️⬇️🌍
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/05/2026
Freudian slip
Trump post with pic of Hulk Hogan: “We all miss the Huckster”
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...
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Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Stephen Colbert
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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rubes @rubes000.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
All 3D toasters toast toast!
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
"I hope we get a new 3D Mario soon." The Monkey's Paw's finger curls, as development on Hotel Mario 3D finalizes.
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rubes @rubes000.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Milk me like one of your French girls.
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rubes @rubes000.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Leprosy
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