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NotJustABob

@rubbercookie.bsky.social
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Autistic | robot | dad | boardgamer | emotional support human | paper folder | chaotic good - He/him Profile pics via @riotgrlerin.bsky.social Elsewhere: wonderl.ink/@rocketbob

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Doctor: This is a routine prostate exam so try not to get aroused, Steve Patient: My name’s not Steve Doctor: No, I’m Steve
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mr. TIM @timkellogg.me · 14/10/2026
wow, i had my doubts, but this is true in every single LLM i can find
A probability distribution chart titled "Pick a number between 1 and 10" comparing three sources across a horizontal axis numbered from 1 to 10:
 * Random (teal): A flat, uniform horizontal distribution line across all numbers.
 * Human (orange): A wide, multi-peaked curve with a small bump around 5 and a prominent peak centered around 7.
 * LLM (magenta/red): A extremely sharp, narrow peak centered heavily right on 7.
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NotJustABob @rubbercookie.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Very underrated skeet
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Shoe Queen of Atlantis @salomekjones.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I used to wonder how people survived without the internet. Now I wonder how we survive with it.
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Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
TOMORROW YOU WILL GRAB THE SUN WITH BOTH HANDS AND DEVOUR IT. FOR NOW DO YOU NEED TO ASK FOR HELP?
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
1870) Warlockbot. Is about to forge a pact with a nigh-omnipotent otherworldly entity in exchange for temporal power: with hilarious results! #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
A spherical robot with banded arms and legs and an antenna, sitting on the ground beneath a vast sky filed with stars, reading a book that looks like the skin-covered Necronomicon, as featured in the Evil Dead film series, and making an 'oooooh' face. Above it, in the sky, the silhouettes of eight dark, claw-tipped tentacles - the limbs of Eldritchbot - writhe menacingly, lit from above by an eerie glow (presumably a portal Warlockbot has just unwittingly opened). Text in the bottom right reads, "SMALL ROBOTS REMONSTERED" in a jagged, scrawled font.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ford Model T
A black and white photo of Harrison Ford, perhaps in his early 30s? He's sitting on what looks like a tiled doorstep, wearing grey trousers and a dark suit jacket with a shirt and tie. He's smiling, with a china cup and saucer, presumably containing tea.
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NotJustABob @rubbercookie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
But is it really International Skeptics Day?
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Dublin Maker @dublinmaker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's Climate Action Week! Take part by coming along to Tog Hackerspace on Saturday 17th October for our last Repair Café of the year! Give a new lease of life to your broken bits and bobs, and do your bit to reduce waste! Free tickets: www.eventbrite.ie/e/repair-caf...
A bright, colourful poster for Dublin Maker’s Repair Café. The background is orange with purple and yellow graphics of tools, wires, and a soldering iron. Large text reads “Repair Day 2026,” “Dublin Maker,” and “Repair Café.” Additional details note the celebration of 10 years of International Repair Day, the date 17.10.26, the time 12–4PM, and the location TOG Hackerspace, Unit 1B Motor City, Kylemore Road, D12 CF6V. A QR code sits on the right side.
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NotJustABob @rubbercookie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Thank you for making the image so picturesque.
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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Monday
Pingu holding a stick of dynamite captioned "you triggered my fight or flight response, and I'm a flightless bird"
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NotJustABob @rubbercookie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Everything that happened to me when I was a kid, happened when I was 10. How am I supposed to distinguish between 7-years-old and 13-years old?
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 12/10/2026
BOB THE BEER DROPPER: I make the worst decisions ME: hold my beer
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NotJustABob @rubbercookie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“O” deer
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
the only comic discourse I care about
A comic titled "How to Draw Comics," in which a serene looking being is stood before a table, on which is a single sheet of paper and a pencil. The being is staring at us.

They then peek down at the sheet of paper, and the POV switches to that of the being, so we can see what is on the page. A single word is written there:

"Don't"

The POV switches back, but is closer on the being's strangely serene face as they continues staring at the page.

They then stare directly at us, the serene face implying the opposite.
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NotJustABob @rubbercookie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A little more than 6 words but context makes it sadder than the original
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Dublin Maker @dublinmaker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Maker Secret Santa is back for 2026. A simple handmade gift swap for makers across Ireland — beginners to pros. Weekend‑sized projects, under €50, full of creativity. Sign up here: www.DublinMaker.ie/santa
A Dublin Maker graphic titled “Maker Secret Santa 2026.” The top shows the Dublin Maker logo with “MAY24” beside it. The main text invites people to join a Secret Santa for homemade gifts created by makers, artists, crafters, and designers across Ireland. It explains that gifts should be small, handmade, and cost under €50, with examples like 3D‑printed games, puzzles, decorations, and garments. A link to sign up, www.DublinMaker.ie/Santa, appears prominently. A step‑by‑step section outlines how it works: sign up by 1 November, receive your match on 2 November, make a weekend‑sized project, post it by 6 December, receive your gift shortly after, and optionally join an online opening on 13 December. The footer notes that all makers are welcome, from beginners to professionals.
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NotJustABob @rubbercookie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love it. Well done for devising and using this system that makes it so much easier. I may use it next time I gotta subject myself to similar interactions.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 08/10/2026
Juice xkcd.com/3308/
4-panel comic. (1) [Two people, one with a ponytail, sitting and typing at terminals opposite each other. A sign on the wall reads “Juice Mission Control,” with JUICE in huge letters.] PERSON 1: Jupiter Icy Moons Exploder checkin is complete. All systems nominal. (2) PERSON 2 with ponytail. [People turn to look at each other.] PERSON 1: What? PERSON 2: Jupiter Icy Moons *Explorer*. (3) [Person 1 turns back to his terminal.] (4) PERON 1: Control, everything is fine, but I need to schedule an urgent spacecraft update. [Person 2 facepalms] PERSON 2: Oh no.
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Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is Das Boot subtitled? Yes and yes.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
is this Moby Dick?
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
1187) Goblinbot. Effectively a larger Mischiefbot variant; a menace to society in general and novice PCbots in particular. Sometime ally of Orcbot. Like all goblins, bad at everything except being a goblin - which is a very Small Robot trait to be fair. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
A wide, ovoid robot with short, banded arms and legs and little cloven feet. It has big, pointed ears (one of which is pierced with a gold ring) and is walking along, carrying a wooden sword. It has a swept-back tuft of hair on its top and a big wide, spike-toothed grin; one of its teeth appears to be gold too. Its expression is one of sheer, small-minded malevolence. Text in the bottom right reads, "Small Robots Remonstered".
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
sorry if I seem weird and intense now, it’s because I’m now weird and intense
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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Deadpool and Wolverine collectible coins from The Canadian Mint, if you didn’t know, these characters are Canadian #Canada Link here www.mint.ca/en/search?q=...
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NotJustABob @rubbercookie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s called monging cheese, maybe you’ve curd of it?
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NotJustABob @rubbercookie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well, space *is* fairly never-ending 😅
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In honor of engagement bait awareness month: what is the first piece of engagement bait you remember falling for?
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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NotJustABob @rubbercookie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One thing I learned when I was younger is that a weasel is weaselly wecognised but a stoat is stoatally different
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my: LibreOffice just made "no AI" one of their official features: blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2026/09...
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Yes, no AI is now a feature - TDF Community Blog
One of the comments on the announcement of LibreOffice 26.8 was a simple question: “So, no AI is now a feature?” LibreOffice does not reject artificial intelligence out of hand, but an office suite us...
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

Readers added context

D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
COMIC: 100 Billion Stars
PANEL 1: ARTHUR, a yellow duck, stands on a grassy field with trees and bushes behind him with a clear blue sky.
ARTHUR: There are 100 to 400 billion stars in a galaxy.

PANEL 2: The background has darkened, starts starting to form in the sky. ARTHUR continues to speak.
ARTHUR: And there are more than 100 billion galaxies in the universe. Maybe up to 500 billion galaxies.

PANEL 3: The sky behind ARTHUR has exploded in to a bright purple and blue galaxy, stars everywhere. ARTHUR reaches out both is wings.
ARTHUR: So there’s somewhere between 10 and 200 sextillion stars. There are more stars in the universe than there are GRAINS OF SAND ON EARTH.

PANEL 4: Back to the daytime coloring, blue sky, green grass. ARTHUR has his wings raised above his head as he yells at a red-breasted robin standing next to him, looking brainless. Behind them over the hill, SHELDON, a ten year old boy, yells at ARTHUR.
SHELDON: Leave that poor bird alone.
ARTHUR: BUT BY ALL MEANS BE FUSSY THAT I HAVEN’T RETURNED YOUR DANG CROCKPOT, GARY.

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Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
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NotJustABob @rubbercookie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(Timed so that someone doesn’t hear what was said before, like a newcomer to a conversation) “…Rectum, damn near killed ‘em!” A Rodney Dangerfield classic
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NotJustABob @rubbercookie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I remember it, and still use Pepe’s delivery when I tell it
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NotJustABob @rubbercookie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Recently used with great result: Them: How’s you Saturday looking? Me: Like a 24 hour day between Friday and Sunday
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NotJustABob @rubbercookie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"How did you get into ttrpgs?" Wasn’t allowed play with my wooden tennis racket at a school tennis outing.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I also got one of my One Milkshake to Rule Them All shirts with a design by @dochackenbush.bsky.social made up 😁 you can get these on my redbubble store here www.redbubble.com/people/Beffe...
A black shirt with a pink milkshake with Sauron’s helmet covering it with the words in yellow on a pink background “one milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago, the second best time is now" is clearly bogus. If we're allowing times in the past, the second best time is 19 years ago
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
944) Covenbots. Double, double toil and troublebots. Witchbots three who meet to places hexes, sow curses and generally get up to witchy mischief. Cauldronbot is a repurposed prototype Brewbot. Frogbot not included (but they can turn another robot into one anyway). #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
Three round robots with banded arms and legs,  wearing witch hats and standing around a robot cauldron with legs. One is looking into the glowing, bubbling contents with a malevolent smile, one (with a wart) is raising its hands, speaking some sort of spell, and one is holding a broomstick. In the shadows at their feet, a Cattobot stalks an oblivious Frogbot.
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
"This is my brush:" picture of knife

"This is my paint:" picture of butter

"This is my canvas:" picture of toast with a slice of butter on it
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
borg assimilation opt out
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carlydraws @carlydraws.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'll be trading at the art market in CELLULOID SCREAMS Horror Film Festival 24-25th October in Sheffield! details: www.celluloidscreams.com I'll have my last official Universal Monsters print sets, original art, painted prints, posters & more! (below- charcoal + digital colour) #art #horror
universal monsters print sets
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