Reposted by Alan KellyPaul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 08/04/2026How Trumps war with Iran is going 😎🤬🍊💩 1301752753
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This thread of statements from is quite something. Hard to pick out the one that makes you feel least like crying/laughing/weeping/screaming 351
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“The Titanic had a largely successful maiden voyage” 1101
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I love Jack Smith. He has no further f***s to give and hasn’t for some time. He’s like a movie hero made flesh. Elliot Ness made out of pure integrity and granite. 040
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m putting my money on Javier Bardem. I saw Skyfall and No Country for Old Men.theguardian.comRubio says foreign actor was ‘clearly’ behind suspected RAF Fairford plotUS secretary of state, who offered no evidence for claims, also says many people ‘disturbed’ that five suspects released on bail 0143
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I was very gripped by The Wargame on Sky but was not expecting it would copy exactly the ending of a larger budget US movie from earlier this year. Just saying. 120
Reposted by Alan KellyGavin Alexander @gavin83bay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Quite an achievement to get the man's name wrong twice in the same post. 34719154
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Feels increasingly like we are living in a new Terminator prequeltheguardian.comAI godfathers warn of runaway ‘intelligence explosion’OpenAI chief scientist also among authors of report on prospect of ‘most consequential technological development in history’ 121
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Looks like Trump’s carefully thought through and meticulously planned roadmap to a United Ireland is not going so well. The reverse Midas touch strikes again! 030
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026At Blarney Castle gardens. If you’re going to design a tower like this and forbid climbing then what’s the point. Seriously? 170
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hey #speirgorm has anyone tried the Murphy’s 170 special edition? Whiskey-barrel matured and you can taste it, and packs quite the kick at 8.5% alcohol. Like your pint and chaser in one. 360
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tweet not seen but described to me: Ed Sheeran getting cancelled over Gaza rather then his terrible music would be like Al Capone being got for tax evasion. 182
Reposted by Alan KellyDaniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 25/09/2026picking up some new Taylor Swift songs from B&Q 728857
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Enjoying reminding my drummer son that Larry Mullen’s famous note said “Drummer seeks musicians to form a band”, not “other musicians”. What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A drummer. 320
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Was it any surprise that Bono still couldn’t find what he was looking for when the streets had no name? Deciding he would follow someone there made perfect sense. 020
Reposted by Alan KellyEd Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.socialsammatey.substack.comHappy Stanislav Petrov DayTake five minutes to not destroy civilization 252106934
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Finally got to see the Annals of Inishfallen exhibition at @glucksman.bsky.social in @ucc.ie today. A superbly assembled and fascinating multimedia insight into the centuries of history recorded therein. Highly recommend a visit while it is still here (to 1 November) 0104
Reposted by Alan KellyBenedict #FBPE 🇬🇧 🇪🇺FBR💙 #NAFO #FELLAS @cosmogalaxy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026🤣 14017
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Many academics, in my experience, tend to think of themselves as Very Important People but I discovered today that those in Denmark actually have an absolute right to call themselves VIPs (videnskabeligt personale, which translates to scientific or academic staff)! Who knew? 210
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Got to see it through Sky and very happy with that outcome!!! Fair play to them. 020
Reposted by Alan KellyStephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If Robert Frost was a European 16720
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026In Denmark for work and despite being faithful to #traitorsIrl the RTE player has banished and murdered me ☹️. Enjoy it #speirgorm (Guess I could set up a VPN but….) 3140
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I reckon his first choice for a new name for AI was Intelligence of America 000
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026When Marty turns his head like this it’s like he is really listening to you 290
Reposted by Alan Kellyherodotuspenguin.bsky.social @herodotuspenguin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I just completed a (mandatory) online course at work which has awarded me a certificate of AI proficiency. In the assessment I had to build an AI Agent. I couldn’t do it but asked AI to write a plausible looking paper on how I had built an agent. I can’t decide whether this was cheating or not. 34510
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Posted about some recent papers by my students on LinkedIn and it offered to boost my post so I looked into it. And quickly looked back out again. Would anyone pay for this who isn’t a business??? 130
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026What an 8 year-old might dream up after eating a whole box of skittles while watching a James Bond movie 051
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We were the land of saints and scholars once. At least we can still claim one of those. 152
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Great night tonight at The Lemonheads in Cyprus Avenue in Cork. Put together with Jack O’Rourke for Culture Night last night and that’s a great weekend of music 151
Reposted by Alan KellyJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The funniest joke ever. 😂 339208664399
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026New Terminator prequel script leaks Makers of Skynet warn it might destroy humanity. Everyone goes “Yerra it’ll be grand” Skynet itself warns it might destroy humanity. Everyone goes “Yerra it’ll be grand” Skynet says “well look, we gave you a chance”. Starts building ChatGPT-1000s 130
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026First three words of first one here needs a content warning tbf 130
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Apparently it smells faintly of sage and rosemary so it’s urbi et orbi 370
Reposted by Alan KellyThe Seldom Seen Kid @seldom-seen-kid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Changing the stress on each of the seven words in the sentence: ‘I never said she stole your money,’ can yield seven different meanings. 0123
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“The range was released without understanding of the historical context and associations” Ah come on, seriously?theguardian.comOxford United apologise for launching ‘United 93’ clothing range around 9/11 anniversaryOxford United have been forced to abandon a new range of American sports-influenced merchandise given its jarring association with one of the aircrafts hijacked on 11 September 210