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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 23h
In my mind the defining feature of Trump II is that is ✨actually✨ a kakistocracy. RFK Jr and Russ Vought have very little in common politically, but they do share one essential quality: they are absolutely the worst person alive for the jobs they have.
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TavernTilly @taverntilly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
just a quick reminder that this fuckhead was the proximate trigger for thousands of National Guardsmen being deployed to DC
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/09/2026
Someone tell him that tens of thousands of active duty service members are on food stamps.
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rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Republicans want to kill women.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We are watching him bankrupt our casino and mail order steaks company in real time.
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Les LeMieux @leslemieux.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm thinking there's a Pulitzer Prize waiting for the reporter dicovering the identity of the FBI applicant who engaged in beastiality and what their relationship is to Kash Patel causing him to change the standard and allow that person into the agency.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/09/2026
NFL Veterans Offer Advice To This Year’s Rookie Class theonion.com/nfl-veterans-offer-adv…
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A large group of republicans must be called a Grindr.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
As gas prices soar it’s important to remember that the vast majority of the time, the spike in cost is not the president’s fault, but this time it’s absolutely the president’s fault.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/08/2026
which gets to this main ideological concern: to spread the message that your sickness or your illness is primarily your fault, and if you ate the right, "pure" food, then you would not to be susceptible to illness.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
At the 100 lowest-paying major corporations — including Walmart, DoorDash, and Amazon — CEO pay averaged $17.5M in 2025. Median worker pay was just $36,571, a ratio of 614 to 1. Those same 100 companies spent $108.6B on stock buybacks last year. How can anyone defend this?
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rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
One day I’m going to see an obituary that will make me want to open a bottle of Prosecco that I have chilling in a fridge. Today is not that day.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being so incredibly reviled that every time a famous person dies nearly everyone expressing their condolences is also wishing it was you.
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton did all the good she could, for all the people she could, for as long as ever she could. From her legendary songwriting to the Imagination Library—which sent 1 million books a month to children across the country—she was the best of America. Dolly, we'll miss your great heart.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Library of Congress @librarycongress.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Library is devastated to learn of the passing of Dolly Parton, a music legend and titan of children's literacy. Her Imagination Library program has earned multiple Library Literacy Awards and, in 2018, she visited us to donate its 100 millionth book to our collection and host a story time. 🦋❤️
Dolly Parton reads to children in the Library’s Great Hall in 2018. Photo by Shawn Miller.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The most racist, bigoted person you've seen on your timeline who regularly calls for the government to slash funding for charitable causes: "Genuine tears for Dolly Parton passing. She stood for so much."
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Trump is, and always has been, a Russian asset. Putin has Trump by the shorthairs. He always has. The President of the United States is compromised. Well done America.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Not even addressing the quack suggests a lack of ability to read social cues
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The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sen. Jon Ossoff name-dropped Trump’s 35-year-old assistant during a scathing takedown of the president.
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Dem Star Roasts Trump for Obsession With Blonde Companion, 35
Sen. Jon Ossoff name-dropped Trump’s 35-year-old assistant during a scathing takedown of the president.
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It's an odd thing to say of a politician, but Jeffries has no ambition. He's an NYC machine flunky who got tapped by Pelosi to lead the Dems because her no. 1 choice lost a primary. This is as good as it's gonna get for him. He has no vision for the party or America. He's just defending his turf.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 15/08/2026
I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.
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lisa0033.bsky.social @lisa0033.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Dale @dalejohn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The USDA is projecting the wheat harvest to be cut by almost half in the US. The state of Kansas is the largest producer of wheat and it is projected to harvest 44% less than from 2025. The American Farm Bureau sees a continued increase of Chapter 12 bankruptcies from 2025 as well.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
As the grandson of Kansas wheat farmers, let me offer my careful opinion -- this is not good.
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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I keep on noting that: (a) cutting both USAID and SNAP programs at the same time is not good for the farm economy in the United States; (b) blocking the Strait of Hormuz, a major choke point for fertilizer…also not good for the farm economy; and (c) major heat droughts in Europe. This is not good.
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Greg Bluestein @bluestein.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Two Republican mayors from the reddest parts of Georgia are breaking ranks to back Sen. Jon Ossoff’s reelection bid, telling the @ajc.com that the Democrat’s work for their communities outweighs partisan differences. #gapol www.ajc.com/politics/202...
ajc.com
Why 2 GOP mayors are crossing party lines for Jon Ossoff
Valdosta Mayor Scott James Matheson and Tifton Mayor Julie Smith aren’t household names, but their willingness to cross party lines signals a weakness for Mike Collins.
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rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Letterkenny: Wayne's Side Eye to Degens
Alt: Letterkenny: Wayne's Side Eye to Degens
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 29/07/2026
We really should have gone to greater lengths to be loudly disgusted by anyone who acted like getting a shot or wearing a mask to prevent the spread of a pandemic virus was worse than being conscripted into the First World War
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Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If Fauci had come back with "I'm a guy who would never ignore his son-in-law beating the shit out of his own daughter," I'd have asked for his hand in marriage.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Impeach this corrupt villain
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
To me cutting USAID is like, you put a quarter into a slot every day to keep millions of people alive. You don’t have to do it but it causes you no hardship. Then one day the job falls to people who are overtly white supremacist and they decide to stop doing it. It is most obviously murder
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KTLA 5 @ktla.com · 25/07/2026
Meet Spirit, the bald eagle who gave Jackie a 'life-saving' blood donation
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Meet Spirit, the bald eagle who gave Jackie a ‘life-saving’ blood donation
Jackie the bald eagle received a life-saving blood transfusion this week thanks to a donation from Spirit, a resident bald eagle at the California Living Museum in Bakersfield, the Ojai Raptor Cent…
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rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I’m not saying he’s dead. But I’m also not saying his caretaker should buy green bananas.
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Shoe-per Intelligence @shoe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"O'Doyle, I have a feeling your whole family is going down."
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The are betting on Little House on the Prairie Season 2 on Kalshi. This is a very important market for managing risk and I am glad we now reap such efficiencies.
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 18/07/2026
I want trials for every last one of these mother fuckers.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I would like one plank of the 2028 Democratic platform to read: WE ARE GOING TO SEND EVERY ONE OF YOU CORRUPT MOTHERFUCKERS TO PRISON.
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Daniel Drezner @dandrezner.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
There's nothing more populist and middle America than -- checks notes -- getting one's son to a golf lesson on a military helicopter. www.ms.now/news/veeps-s...
ms.now
Vance’s security detail ‘fed up’ with hastily arranged personal and family travel requests
Secret Service sources said the Vance family asks included getting their young son to a golf lesson on a military helicopter.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
We're a week away from Pete Hegseth announcing an official Pentagon policy on circumcisions.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"It's been a rather fascinating exercise to watch many politicos and reporters share their fun and wistful anecdotes about Mr. Graham. He was so funny and so charming. That's nice."
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My Funny Personal Story About Lindsey Graham
So funny and so charming.
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ninjacooter (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🦂⛧⚷🐦‍🔥 @ninjacooter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
seeing some “it’s impolite to speak ill of the dead” discourse so hey here’s a way to avoid that: don’t be a dick while you’re alive
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