Reposted by @rszimm.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 14hNatalie Harp Raids Trump’s Underwear Drawer theonion.com/natalie-harp... 1331669158
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 12hHere’s to the Dems putting their boot on the neck of the GOP and pushing down. 030
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 16h“The DavenPort” is his pet name for Usha’s lady garden. I’m sorry. God damn midwesterners. This is a hard one. (That’s what she said) 020
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I’m blown away by how good of a response this was. 070
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Maybe he meant “I had 7 professors who were Marxists.” That sounds more like Cramer’s speed. 000
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026“I took 7 courses on Marxism, where did it get me.” Well for starters you now realize maybe the rich should be eaten. Also, what university offers SEVEN courses on Marxism? Or did he take the same intro to Marxism course at 7 different unis? 100
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Jon Ossoff is playing “Why are you hitting yourself” with Mike Collins. 020
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026That’s a great facility. I especially like their Deez Memorial Garden. 020
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026On the upside, based on her outfit, when we start to sink she can remind us that our seat cushion doubles as a flotation device. 020
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I feel the need to endorse Aldi’s apple cider doughnuts. Not as good as Delicious Orchards’ from Colts Neck NJ, but still decent. 000
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026At some point she is going to have to pronounce a name or country that is beyond her, and she will simply add a “whatever” after the first syllable. 010
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026As a Georgia voter, I have to ask the question: if Rick Jackson won’t show up for the opportunity to debate his top challenger, how likely is it that he’ll show up for Georgia Obviously he won’t, but that’s the question even GOP must ask. Someone would have to be a mental patient to vote for him. 041
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Steve Everyone going “Adam and Steve” were just naming one of his sons. 000
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026She was my congresswoman. That bitch can eat shit. 030
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026You don’t hand her a grenade. You lob it into her backseat as she’s driving away. 020
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I would hope Ella Langley is thinking “please keep me out of this.” 020
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Brooks can eat shit. Ossoff has Collins on the ground. He needs to put his boot on Collins’ neck and push. I bet Brooks was one of those dipshits who called on Tim Walz to stop calling republicans “weird.” 000
Reposted by @rszimm.bsky.socialNick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026In my mind the defining feature of Trump II is that is ✨actually✨ a kakistocracy. RFK Jr and Russ Vought have very little in common politically, but they do share one essential quality: they are absolutely the worst person alive for the jobs they have. 181391233
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Keisha has 4 votes from our house. That ghoul Rick Jackson is not an option. 030
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I can think of multiple school shootings that were also worse. Unless checking the Family Guy color scale, in which case maybe not. 030
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I love my senator. I love how he kept saying “there is a Nazi living in his house.” 000
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Between the wars, my grandfather was visiting Budapest and got lost. He couldn’t find anybody who spoken English, German, French or Spanish. He did run into a Romanian who spoke Latin, which my grandfather knew. They had an entire convo in Latin and helped one anther find their way. 180
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026We should also be open to the possibility that Gavin Newsom did something to make her spiral. 010
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Drake, TBH I’ll settle for 100% certainty. 200% is overkill, can you give us 100%? 040
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Specifically, he stole the Tesla, drove it into a retaining wall, where it caught on fire, locking him in. 1160
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Because he’s not making an intellectual point. He’s making false claims. Were there Arabs who supported the Nazi regime? Sure but there were also British and American Nazis. Some Americans traveled back to Germany to join the Heer. Arabs typically rejected Nazism, so how do you debate a racist? 080
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026$15 is too much now. It’s 30 cents of material and a couple bucks of labor. I’d pay $10 or $12. $30 is robbery. And if it’s because rent is too high, for $30, it’s time to murder the landlord in front of his family as a warning. (Kidding) (not in front of the family that’s sick) 010
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That combo was less than $5 on the Jersey shore in the early 90’s. 120
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oddly, that ad ran here in Atlanta on one of the morning news shows. So they’re buying national time slots. I’d bet anything she votes for Talarico. 100
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026For anybody like me who wanted more Narnia movies, as long as they were good, this should be amazing news. Greta Gerwig gets nominated for Oscar’s. If she thinks Aslan should be voiced by Leslie Jones, we should smile and nod because it’ll probably be great. 010
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The state should not be involved in taking the life of a human, regardless of the crime. We need to evolve past revenge killings. 020
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If she could do that, there’s zero doubt we’d be calling her Congresswoman in a few months. 110
Reposted by @rszimm.bsky.socialghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026just a quick reminder that this fuckhead was the proximate trigger for thousands of National Guardsmen being deployed to DC 643148698
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“That’s crazy, minorities can’t be racist.” Literally you right now. Get bent. 100
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I was REALLY hoping Luigi Mangione was going to spawn copycats. Because I have names in mind that would have made Arya Stark’s list look like a birthday party invite. 000
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Got it, you enjoy racist stereotypes. Ok then. 100
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m sorry but the British baking show needs to be kicked off just for their Mexican food episode. That was a tragedy. And also extremely racist. I’m being completely serious. Fuck that show. 100
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It makes this Mullin quote REALLY interesting: “I will lead the breach. I will lay down cover fire. I will take the high ground. I'll expose myself to enemy fire to communicate.” 110
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They both look like they’re being seized and trying to expel demons at the same time. 010
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026And at the same time JLD does her dance.static.klipy.comElaine Benes' Iconic DanceALT: Elaine Benes' Iconic Dance 110
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Kim Kardashian is (allegedly) going that route. Not sure if she followed through. 010
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Unless you get rid of the president AND vice president, any impeachment will leave you with the same exact administration you have right now. And that’s assuming you can flip the house and have a Dem Speaker. Unless you ave a disaster of Clancyian proportions. 100
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026That entire scene was just dumb. Two unbelievable parts: 1. Sending your medic in as part of the assault instead of staying back to help after the assault? 2. Having your best shooter, a sniper, joining the assault instead of providing covering fire and taking out gunner? Just, no. So damn unlikely. 010
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I want to see a bloodbath of impeachments. But kind of see her point, when she said the Dems spent so much time fixing shit Republicans broke. And they’ll have to do it again. If all they’re doing is impeachment hearings, will they be able to do anything else? (I say impeach the fuckers) 100
rszimm.bsky.social @rszimm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I live in Cobb County GA. We have a public high school named after a civil war general (Wheeler) who is not from Cobb County. He’s only known for fighting retreats and fucking up battle plans. My point is maybe name more stuff after artists. 020
Reposted by @rszimm.bsky.socialAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/09/2026Someone tell him that tens of thousands of active duty service members are on food stamps. 299103483165
