Reposted by syllyAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 11/05/2025AOC: If anyone is breaking the law in this situation, it’s not members of Congress — it’s DHS. It’s people like Tom Homan and Secretary Kristi Noem. You lay a finger on Rep. Bonnie Watson Coleman or any of the Representatives that were there… we’re going to have a problem. 666287117317
Reposted by syllyTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 11/05/2025you know so many stupid fish are trying to nibble on an F-18 right now and getting absolutely bupkis out of it. but if just one of them figures out how to fly that thing we're fucked 815360880
Reposted by syllySeiKairi @seikairi.bsky.social · 05/03/2025A fighting game tournament but instead of good players it's just people like me who don't understand the game and just button mash. On screen inputs, live mics. I want to hear someone claim the other is cheating because they accidentally found out how to hadouken. 1364
Reposted by syllyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished 122284395921
Reposted by syllyChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 06/03/2025“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch. 35079102614795
Reposted by syllyClaudia Koerner @claudiakoerner.bsky.social · 03/03/2025can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book 317422248472
Reposted by syllyAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Trudeau: I want to speak first directly to the American people… your government has chosen to do this to you. Your government has chosen to put American jobs at risk. They have chosen to raise costs for American consumers on everyday essential items… 20137534420343
Reposted by syllyIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 26/02/2025Gofundme to pay Elon’s security team to quit 1321
Reposted by syllyMarine 🏳️🌈 Kōyō Con @marinehaddock.intothecannibalspot.menu · 25/02/2025I Need companies to bring back calling specific branches I don't need to talk to a bitch in London, I need the guy in the shop 2 towns over to look on the shelf and tell me the condition of the item in front of him 1162
Reposted by syllySG 🏳️🌈🍉 @scrapegoatt.bsky.social · 25/02/2025talking to lawyers sucks so much bro. like im asking "how's your day" "oh nice" "what've you been up to today?" and their response is that they've gotten three guys off today like these jobs are gay as fuck bro 0283
Reposted by syllymia 🦴 @useless.pet · 21/02/2025the feminine urge to turn into a puppy and do nothing for the rest of my life 819437
Reposted by syllyDone @done22.bsky.social · 17/02/2025i get what people say, not having a person to randomly dm and talk about anything when thats all you wanna do sucks 4546
Reposted by syllybird @joyce-strangebird.bsky.social · 17/02/2025android gf learning to paint, only able to draw ascii art cause she sees canvases as empty text boxes 0447
Reposted by syllyUFO 🔮 @ufodoggy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025played on the computer last night. crazy stuff on there 1637
Reposted by syllymia 🦴 @useless.pet · 16/02/2025awww, you didn’t make it through the movie and just fell asleep on me. look at how peaceful you look snuggled against me, our arms around one another,,, can we stay like this forever 131035
Reposted by syllyBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 15/02/2025The community note 🤌😘 28135929713091
Reposted by syllyjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/02/2025the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president 53019722321159
Reposted by syllyOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 24/01/2025thought too hard about walking and momentarily forget how to walk, please send help 1017327
Reposted by syllyMemerot Archive ❤️🩹 @memerotmoe.bsky.social · 23/01/2025#memes #meme #instagram #reels #fireworks #firecracker #firecrackers 1917
Reposted by syllyBot08 🏳️⚧️ @bot08.bsky.social · 24/01/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon of a girl wearing a cat hat with a flower on her head and the words `` but here 's the yapper ''ALT: a cartoon of a girl wearing a cat hat with a flower on her head and the words `` but here 's the yapper '' 1345
Reposted by sylly⌈💣⌋ SANDWITCHPAIN! ⌊💥⌉ @sandwitchpain.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I would say that a Dr. Pepper would fix me, but there's nothing to fix right now. I just want a Dr. Pepper. 77112
Reposted by syllyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/01/2025just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that 376155761411
Reposted by syllyThe Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 02/01/2025All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a freshly-fallen snow, a crackling fire, a riveting mystery novel, a kettle on the stove, and a healthy supply of emotional support scones. 841173781233
Reposted by syllyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/12/2024me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!! me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure 123105061073
Reposted by syllyditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 09/12/2024okay so in the top left corner hit file and then go down to export. what do you mean you can’t see it? like the whole screen is black? is the computer on? okay turn the computer on. okay. mom I don’t know your password. mom. mom. why did you bring me into this world mom. 1665927421
Reposted by syllyHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 01/12/2024You get 20 extra characters on Bluesky which is great because it means, when you copy your old tweets into Bluesky you can always add “THUS SPOKE THE LICH!” to the end and it will still fit. 203192861196
Reposted by syllyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/11/2024one of my most deranged tendencies is that after eating a holiday meal i save the leftover food in the refrigerator so i can eat it over the next couple of days. but that’s just my unhinged libra chaos energy behavior 50812356716
Reposted by syllyOblivion Loading Screens @oblivionloading.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Played way too much Skyrim yesterday (today?) after the Thanksgiving feast. I think that satisfied the Skyrim itch for a while, gonna probably re-do the Dawn Guard questline before moving on to my next character. Dipped my toes briefly back into Morrowind. I lied to the authorities for a Khajiit. 2271
Reposted by syllysoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024american schools: on the first thanksgiving, the pilgrims and native americans shared dinner to celebrate their peaceful coexistence in the new world 😊 me: that sounds nice! what happened next? american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert 257204341996
Reposted by syllyslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 29/11/2024“sing us a song, you’re the piano man” piano man climbing down from the rafters like a gargoyle: very well 303047373
Reposted by syllyVIOLET! @veryultraviolet.bsky.social · 28/11/2024me trying to justify buying more collectables when i have no money 01097
Reposted by syllytalia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 29/11/2024i learned from people here that the trick to crispy skin is to let it dry out in the fridge (seasoned/dressed) so i did that then added butter as it cooked & now im gunna pretend like i can throw down like this all the time thanks again to folks who sent funds that allowed me to get this chicken! 52814