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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
AOC: If anyone is breaking the law in this situation, it’s not members of Congress — it’s DHS. It’s people like Tom Homan and Secretary Kristi Noem. You lay a finger on Rep. Bonnie Watson Coleman or any of the Representatives that were there… we’re going to have a problem.
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
you know so many stupid fish are trying to nibble on an F-18 right now and getting absolutely bupkis out of it. but if just one of them figures out how to fly that thing we're fucked
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
My hobby is blackout poetry
A computer can never be held ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
Therefore ⬛ computer ⬛s⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛a⬛⬛ d⬛⬛
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SeiKairi @seikairi.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
A fighting game tournament but instead of good players it's just people like me who don't understand the game and just button mash. On screen inputs, live mics. I want to hear someone claim the other is cheating because they accidentally found out how to hadouken.
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mae_honk @maeho.ink · 05/03/2025
marie schrader:
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.
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Claudia Koerner @claudiakoerner.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Trudeau: I want to speak first directly to the American people… your government has chosen to do this to you. Your government has chosen to put American jobs at risk. They have chosen to raise costs for American consumers on everyday essential items…
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 26/02/2025
Gofundme to pay Elon’s security team to quit
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Marine 🏳️‍🌈 Kōyō Con @marinehaddock.intothecannibalspot.menu · 25/02/2025
I Need companies to bring back calling specific branches I don't need to talk to a bitch in London, I need the guy in the shop 2 towns over to look on the shelf and tell me the condition of the item in front of him
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SG 🏳️‍🌈🍉 @scrapegoatt.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
talking to lawyers sucks so much bro. like im asking "how's your day" "oh nice" "what've you been up to today?" and their response is that they've gotten three guys off today like these jobs are gay as fuck bro
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Noelle @noelletgs.ca · 21/02/2025
I think I've found my type of game
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 21/02/2025
the feminine urge to turn into a puppy and do nothing for the rest of my life
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Done @done22.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
i get what people say, not having a person to randomly dm and talk about anything when thats all you wanna do sucks
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bird @joyce-strangebird.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
android gf learning to paint, only able to draw ascii art cause she sees canvases as empty text boxes
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UFO 🔮 @ufodoggy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
played on the computer last night. crazy stuff on there
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passivestar @passivestar.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
vegetation + noise mask
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 16/02/2025
awww, you didn’t make it through the movie and just fell asleep on me. look at how peaceful you look snuggled against me, our arms around one another,,, can we stay like this forever
two cat girls are depicted cuddling on a couch. the one on the left is laying on the other’s chest and peacefully asleep. the one on the right is admiring her and also blushing a little at the sight of her looking so beautiful
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 15/02/2025
look at this little guy
bearded dragon taking a little bath in the sink
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
The community note 🤌😘
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/02/2025
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 15/02/2025
>older women gets so hard i pass out,,
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
thought too hard about walking and momentarily forget how to walk, please send help
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Memerot Archive ❤️‍🩹 @memerotmoe.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
#memes #meme #instagram #reels #fireworks #firecracker #firecrackers
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Bot08 🏳️‍⚧️ @bot08.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of a girl wearing a cat hat with a flower on her head and the words `` but here 's the yapper ''
ALT: a cartoon of a girl wearing a cat hat with a flower on her head and the words `` but here 's the yapper ''
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spatnz @spatnz.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
cant believe this is real
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⌈💣⌋ SANDWITCHPAIN! ⌊💥⌉ @sandwitchpain.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I would say that a Dr. Pepper would fix me, but there's nothing to fix right now. I just want a Dr. Pepper.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a freshly-fallen snow, a crackling fire, a riveting mystery novel, a kettle on the stove, and a healthy supply of emotional support scones.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!! me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
okay so in the top left corner hit file and then go down to export. what do you mean you can’t see it? like the whole screen is black? is the computer on? okay turn the computer on. okay. mom I don’t know your password. mom. mom. why did you bring me into this world mom.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
You get 20 extra characters on Bluesky which is great because it means, when you copy your old tweets into Bluesky you can always add “THUS SPOKE THE LICH!” to the end and it will still fit.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
one of my most deranged tendencies is that after eating a holiday meal i save the leftover food in the refrigerator so i can eat it over the next couple of days. but that’s just my unhinged libra chaos energy behavior
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Oblivion Loading Screens @oblivionloading.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Played way too much Skyrim yesterday (today?) after the Thanksgiving feast. I think that satisfied the Skyrim itch for a while, gonna probably re-do the Dawn Guard questline before moving on to my next character. Dipped my toes briefly back into Morrowind. I lied to the authorities for a Khajiit.
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
american schools: on the first thanksgiving, the pilgrims and native americans shared dinner to celebrate their peaceful coexistence in the new world 😊 me: that sounds nice! what happened next? american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert
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Exoryn @exoryn.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Yep, pretty busy day today. 🤑
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
“sing us a song, you’re the piano man” piano man climbing down from the rafters like a gargoyle: very well
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VIOLET! @veryultraviolet.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
me trying to justify buying more collectables when i have no money
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VIOLET! @veryultraviolet.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
i need to lock the fuck in
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
i learned from people here that the trick to crispy skin is to let it dry out in the fridge (seasoned/dressed) so i did that then added butter as it cooked & now im gunna pretend like i can throw down like this all the time thanks again to folks who sent funds that allowed me to get this chicken!
an extremely beautiful roasted chicken
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