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Hmm vote must be not close at all, otherwise they'd have done the cliffhanger for the final vote

God this show is just the business. James Blunt saying 'sometimes the most obvious theory is the right one' and I was thinking, ok, he's going to say Richard E Grant literally told everyone he's a traitor...but no. A mad conspiracy instead.

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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

[Celebrity Traitors writers room] Writer 1: so for this episode...should we do...coff Writer 2: coffins again I was just about to say that. People can't get enough of the coffins

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This show is a machine designed to drive Ross Kemp insane

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Hahahahaha they couldn't care less. 'Not Amol! Aw noooo pass the jam'

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MIRANDA: I think Man City should have the book thrown at them CHARLOTTE: just because they're rich doesn't mean they're guilty guys SAMANTHA: I'd let Haaland slip a few into my net ROSS KEMP: Carrie told me Big is moving to Paris...is that some kind of secret phrase to kill me in plain sight?

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I got to tell someone recently, after they sent me a short message, a medium message, then another short message, that 'hey...that was a haiku'. Made my day.

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They should absolutely kill Ross Kemp in plain sight now. Have Richard put a hat on him and say 'look I'm a traitor and I'm killing you in plain sight' and everyone will just laugh and say 'silly Richard, he wouldn't do that if he was actually a traitor'

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Look at how they've got my boy Ed Gamble dressing. Just let him wear his mosher t-shirts

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Person: hello Ross Ross Kemp: wow....that's a secret phrase isn't it....you've killed me....you piece of shit

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'I cheered, I cried, I told everyone I was a traitor'

Richard E Grant recounting The Rise of Skywalker

Amol Rajan's performance in this episode

Pictures of Quentin Tarantino with Brad Pitt and Leo DiCaprio with the caption 'why is tarantino posing like he's the handsome one?'

[Celeb Traitors editor for some reason] the public love Amol Rajan! Let's get lots of screen time for him. Especially when he's being unjustifiably smug

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Love comparing the difference in comedy stand up show titles. New acts at the Fringe called their shows 'Mr Butterscotch Erupted In My Mouth & Other Toffee Incidents' meanwhile legacy guys going on UK tours call theirs stuff like 'It's Me Again' and 'More Stand Up From Me'

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Premier League: it's come to our attention that you engaged in a decade of cheating and lying and generally fucking everyone over City:

George Costanza in Seinfeld saying 'was that wrong?'

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Get the sense Man City are going to be doing a lot of this

Tweet from @InternetHippo:

'New right wing thing is describing crimes as generically as possible to pretend like they're not crimes. Someone gets convicted of conspiracy and they start yelling "Wow so its illegal to make plans with friends now"

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Awful time of year. You're telling me I need to wear a jumper in the morning when it's chilly AND I need to make sure I wear a respectable ironed t-shirt underneath for when I inevitably get too warm in the afternoon? Who am I? Don Draper?

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

At half time at Hampden tonight they attempted a 'celeb lookalike in the stands' thing but they'd only found a couple of examples, so once they'd shown them, they just said...right well, if you see anyone at future games, let us know

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Interesting how Liam Gallagher (and Oasis generally) is maintaining his beloved status despite, from what I can see, replying to anyone pointing out £200+ tickets calling them a gimp or whatever

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I know I'm getting older because when I was 18, all my friends and I did was go to the pub. From what I've observed, the only thing 18 year old guys are interested in these days is going to the gym and being on every machine

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Nice for the commentary to be ahead of the pictures so I can get the disappointment of a misplaced pass out the way a second earlier

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Seeing the clips from the Denmark game again pre match... The circumstances, the timings, the manner of the goals. Actually think it's underrated, despite everything. Not sure that game will be bettered in my lifetime.

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I'm sorry to say it, we've had some good times, but Steve Clarke... it's time to go!

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Announcer just said 'Now to bring the party...' and I assumed I had the wrong channel on. Then she said 'it's Scotland Vs Slovenia in the Nations League'. Optimism is back baby

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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Graham Norton: your tour is sold out Liam Gallagher: yeah it's gonna be good man The dog from the Brad Pitt dog film: woof Liam Gallagher: what did he say Graham Norton: he said something about Man City and 114? Liam Gallagher: *ignoring audience laughter* not having that from a mutt

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The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

(first 75 mins of an Adam Sandler film) ah hoooo my talking dog just farted! (suddenly getting serious with 10 mins to go) life is fleeting and nothing is guaranteed (final 5 mins) but your beautiful wife will always be there

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

MIRANDA: I'm not sure I like Mamdani appearing publicly with Trump CHARLOTTE: I like it, it shows we can all get along SAMANTHA: As long as he appears privately in my bedroom tonight CARRIE: Big brought an iced coffee to my mother's funeral

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

something has gone very, very wrong with the UK

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Huge congrats @lukekennard.bsky.social on his Booker shortlisting!! Lovely news to wake up to

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Okay so it usually takes me 5 mins to walk to the train station. And 1-2 minutes to buy my ticket. Therefore I better leave 25 minutes beforehand and have 18 minutes needlessly waiting around. Just in case everything is different today