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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm not saying my luck is bad right now but I had a tenner on under 0.5 Scooby Doos on the pitch in the first 10 minutes

Dog on the pitch in the Scotland North Macedonia game

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

'I cheered, I cried, I told everyone I was a traitor'

Richard E Grant recounting The Rise of Skywalker

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Amol Rajan's performance in this episode

Pictures of Quentin Tarantino with Brad Pitt and Leo DiCaprio with the caption 'why is tarantino posing like he's the handsome one?'

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Premier League: it's come to our attention that you engaged in a decade of cheating and lying and generally fucking everyone over City:

George Costanza in Seinfeld saying 'was that wrong?'

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Get the sense Man City are going to be doing a lot of this

Tweet from @InternetHippo:

'New right wing thing is describing crimes as generically as possible to pretend like they're not crimes. Someone gets convicted of conspiracy and they start yelling "Wow so its illegal to make plans with friends now"

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

'You can play your Deal Breaker, I certainly don't have all three Just Say No's. Why would I deceive you?'

Elizabeth Holmes holding some Monopoly Deal cards.

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Nicholas Hoult having "scheduling issues"

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The sieve in the kitchen drawer: is it true? You've really been outside? The colander: yeah kid, you could say I've been around the block once or twice

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Ah perfect. I was hoping it was going to be 22 degrees and pouring tomorrow

Glasgow weather forecast showing this week's weather. Tuesday 4 - 22 degrees and heavy rain.

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

'No European teams playing in the World Cup? Before the qualifiers have ever been played? Bit fishy isn't it'

Matt Le Tissier, thinking, or trying to.

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Roberto Martinez too scared to sub Ronaldo even in a friendly 😭😭😭

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Never feel more like Homer Simpson than when the thing I ordered from a vending machine doesn't drop

Can of Iron Bru refusing to fall from the vending machine. The dickhead!!!

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Me when King Duncan is stabbed to death in his sleep

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

'I propose we hit them hard and hit them fast with a major, and I mean MAJOR, consecutive series of club statements.'

Rimmer from Red Dwarf episode Polymorph.

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Ach sometimes it does still have the juice over there

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

'So suddenly if you cheat, you get punished. Hmm seems a bit convenient'

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

'The plan is simple. We replace the 2nd least likeable man in the nation with the number 1 least likeable man in the nation.'

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

'Well, I like the lilac constituency paper, but...I also like the peach regional paper...'

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

[Heat diner scene but it's at a 2026 burger place] Neil: I will not hesitate. Not for a second Hanna: me neither Neil: ok then. I think I'm going to get the Slutty Clucker with Asking For It sauce Hanna: good choice. I'm going for the Jizz Dripping Wings. Extra jizz

Wide shot from Heat diner scene with Al Pacino on left and Robert De Niro on right.

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Cmon bro please just listen to one more tongue in cheek Scottish world cup song. This one's class I promise. Doesn't take itself too seriously...just like the nation of Scotland. Cmon bro it'll be good patter I promise

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Clip from this week's @gotanideaforapod.bsky.social . Twitter beefs, we've all had 'em

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

'She was only a miniature wife you sick fuck!'

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Delighted to have @thelaurendick.bsky.social on the pod this week to discuss past, present and future trends! Listen here on Spotify or wherever you get your pods: open.spotify.com/episode/2wFn...

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

For research purposes, can people please comment if they ever played: - Manhunt - Hunt the C*nt - Helpy

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

This is completely unacceptable from Odeon. Almost gave me a heart attack.

Email in my inbox with the end of the title cut off. It reads: 'ODEON Cinemas - Ross, boo...'

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

"Eat at a local Greggs tonight. Get the steak bake. Ask the staff if there's a wee bit of heat left in it. Have a cold Buzzball at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty train carriage. Go to a Baynes you’ve never been to before. Have a Mr Blobby biscuit. Have two."

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Read this headline in Gordon Ramsay's voice

Hollywood Reporter article titled 'Tom Pelphrey takes on task of playing the most famous man to ever live - Jesus Christ.'

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Romesh Ranganathan's agent after seeing series 1 come out without him: don't even THINK about doing that again

Last One Laughing 2 cast photo, featuring Romesh Ranganathan.

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Anytime I see people on Twitter slagging off Bluesky, it gives this kinda vibe

'This is fine' meme of the dog in a burning building but his speech bubble says 'Can you imagine the takes on Bluesky right now'

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

You need way more actors than that for a film imo

Article titled 'All 4 Actors Recast in Toy Story 5'

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

This lyric from 'I'll Be There For You' suggests that the subject of the song, (me/you), woke up at 10, two hours late for work, then chose to make a cooked breakfast. No wonder my/your life is always stuck in second gear

'You're still in bed at ten
And work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast
So far, things are going great'

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Hibs fans 2011-2025: please win at Celtic Park Hibs: 😖😵😵‍💫🫨🥴 Hibs fans earlier today: it's ok if you lose today Hibs:

Barcelona's 2011 team, featuring Messi, Xavi, Iniesta etc

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Clip from this week's @gotanideaforapod.bsky.social where I make a small, almost unnoticeable mistake

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

'There's a new Graham Norton couch that's supposed to be nuts'

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Dog walkers when they go to a park and some of their 12 dogs start barking and trying to interact with another dog walkers 12 dogs

Pikachu looking shocked in low resolution

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Please enjoy this week's @gotanideaforapod.bsky.social clip, where our friend Sam recounts the story of a random man offering to buy the socks off his feet

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

When I have to take the bins out after I've already got in my comfy clothes

Michah Richards in the Sky Sports studio wearing a blue top, checkered trousers, and big walking boots.

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

'So...regular Sheldon wasn't young enough for you, huh, you sick fuck'

Law & Order: SVU screenshot of Elliot Stabler shouting at a guy.

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

'Might I suggest gently laying out your case for Rachel being a traitor? You have selected TREAT RACHEL WITH AS MUCH DISTAIN AS YOU WOULD TREAT AN ACTUAL MURDERER.'

Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge from The Simpsons.

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

'You want me to post a picture of what I looked like in 2016 you sick fuck?'

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

'Might I suggest private chat in the turret? You have selected MUTUALLY ASSURED TRAITOR DESTRUCTION'

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Tim Robinson: we're all trying to find the guy who did this Amanda: *taking him aside* you're the only person I trust to help me find the guy who crashed the hot dog car #thetraitors

Sketch from I Think You Should Leave, Tim Robinson in a hot dog costume.

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

'Dad filled me in on some soccer action.' 'Soccer, Niles? Really?' 'Well, wait til you hear this. The Tottenham coach drank a beverage from an Arsenal cup.' 'Oh. A coffee based faux pas. We've all been there.' 'Exactly. I, for one, am excited to see what this Thomas Frank drinks out of next.'

Frasier and Niles Crane sharing a coffee.

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Nice bit of movie themed graffiti in the Odeon toilet today. Of course, we all remember when Brooks wrote his name on the hotel wall, and then Red did the same, and then a 3rd ex-Shawshank resident called Brooks a gimp

Wooden toilet stall with graffiti:

Gimp (ith an arrow pointing towards the next message)
Brooks was here
So was red

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Santa reveals his love for the darts on this week's @gotanideaforapod.bsky.social 🎯

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