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“Like she was a summer storm made flesh.” || 23 || she/her

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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
cozy cozy vibe
my living room, with warm orange lighting and a tv showing an early scene from the prologue of Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave. On the screen is a woman with green hair sitting in a large strong stone throne. In a text box, the words "Each day more people die - more cities burn." is displayed. On a TV in the background is a nature program, showing a dog on a lead in a bushy environment.
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah my gf has those 'real naturals', what of it?
Large box on a shelf that says 'Real Naturals Ramen' on the side
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I found some of my old Redwall Books
Books Doomwyte, High Rhulain, and Redwall laid on on the floor
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A secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The societal definitions of "man" and "woman" are primary tools of capitalism to get people to internalize white supremacy as a part of their own identity through social narratives about how men and women are "supposed" to be. ...
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stable strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
found this on my phone tryin to find another thing and lost my mind in the kinda laughter that caused my roommate to come into the living room and go “we good, boss?” because she thought i was crying
My idiot fuckhead daughter placed 33rd in a smash brothers competition where the winner was a transgendered
"woman" do any beautiful single mothers pity me enough to throw it back for a grieving father
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Baste? Baste on what?
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
SKA IS A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
forgot to post this here until now so here you go! Storm, Avengers 2023 #17, polychromos on shitty notebook paper
A coloured pencil drawing of Storm from X men wearing a yellow outfit with lightning behind her and her hair flying up in strong wind
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Trans pride today was an absolute blast, seeing everyone come together like that to support out community!! Somehow I didn't take any photo of the actual protest so here's some selfies instead
April with long ginger hair with a black bralette and a red shirt over it, standing in a group of peopleApril with long ginger hair wearing a black bralette and red shirt, sitting in a sunny park with queer people in the background
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kobold posting @koboldposting.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
kobolds are reusable. please refrain from throwing them away
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Anthropeum.com · Jul 17 2026 🟦🟩🟩🟦🟨🟨🟥🟨🟩🟥 59,630 · top 42% of players today! Some good ones and some not so good ones, lol. I will have fun doing this again soon!!!
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Anthropeum
A daily game that challenges our understanding of human cultures. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artifact was made. See how you rank.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 18/05/2026
Speedrun xkcd.com/3246/
Comic. [Person 1 sitting at desk typing on laptop while Person 2 with shoulder-length hair stands behind.] PERSON 1: Aw man, speedrun.com removed my world record just because I listened to lateralus and ænima to get in the flow. PERSON 2: Oh, a copyright thing? PERSON 1: No, they don’t allow tool-assisted speedruns.
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Does anyone know of anything like 36 questions to listen to on my lunch breaks bc I need more like this
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🐜 🍯 Anthony @anthonybecker.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Orb falls on wizard’s face in bed, like a phone
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
fuck u clozemaster (love u really)
A screenshot from the language learning app Clozemaster, which says 'Ich habe das *space* verloren. Underneath the translation is listed, "I just lost the game."
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Crazy that housework used to be people's entire jobs and now we have to cook and clean and do laundry and everything while ALSO working :(
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Dr. Skylar Grayson @skylargrayson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
@noted.bones.haver.zone
Whitney from Animal Crossing and David Byrne in Stop Making Sense in the Office 'They're the the same picture' meme
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
My character Embereye - not completely happy with it but I think it's pretty alright idk
Pixel art of a gnoll holding a staff and wearing a blue cloak
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Rowan Rook and Decard @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
🚀 NEW GAME ANNOUNCEMENT!🚀 We're absolutely over the bloody moon to be making the Children of Time RPG! Mina, Grant and Elaine have been sequestered away with author Adrian Tchaikovsky, building a new Ark to take you to the far reaches of space. But what (or who) is waiting for you out there?
a graphic showing the mock up CHILDREN OF TIME The roleplaying game book against a background of a planet and a long tubular ark spaceship.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
You may not like it, but this is what the ideal male living space looks like.
An screenshot of the inside of a house in Animal Crossing New Horizons, with a monkey character in the bottom right hammering at workbench. In the middle of the room is brown wooden table, and at the back of the room, under the window, is a blue and orange sleeping bag lying on the floor. The room has no other furniture.
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Roxie @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 10/01/2026
On one hand, Columbo is a police lieutenant, which is bad. On the other hand, Columbo makes more sense if you view him not as a cop but as some sort of supernatural entity, like a fey
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
tfw you're 3 hours into a 2 hour move and there's still 45 minutes left
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Parisot (the Director) tells a story about how Tim Allen just started crying after a scene one day "I don't like these feelings i'm having." Says Tim. "I'm going back to my trailor" and walks off. There's silence for a second. "Oh my god." Says Rickman. "I think Tim just experienced acting."
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Kobold Factory 🏳️‍⚧️ @koboldfactory.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
woaw 2026... year of the kobold....
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Rian Johnson @rianjohnson.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
merry christmas gang
ace attorney wearing a santa hat, saying 'christmas means its christmas!'
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I have said it before and I will say it again, Debate Kids are the ones actually ruining the country.
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
10/10 i love this star
chocolate star on door 15
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
AAAAAAA HES BACK
chocolate ginger bread man on door 14
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
9/10 for lack of variety but still super tasty
chocolate christmas tree on advent calendar door 13
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
5/10 because christmas puddings suck ass
christmas pudding shaped chocolate on advent calendar door 12
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
10/10 for christmas tree because i just love it!!!
christmas tree chocolate on advent calendar door 11
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
8/10 for snowman tbh its tasty chocolate even tho the design kinda sucks lol
chocolate snowman head on door 10 of advent calendar
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Zullie @zulliethewitch.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I've spent a long time wondering if I'd ever speak on my channel, and I'm sure many of you have as well. It looks like it's finally time though. youtu.be/LYM1dmXp9Zs
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
put some trannies in a room and they start arm wrestling eachother why is this??? someone get on it
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
This is the plot of wicked
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
5/10 this fuckass bitch is back
advent calender day 9 and chocolate gingerbread man
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/12/2025
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
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Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
8/10 for doing the same 2 days in a row AGAIN but also v tasty
chocolate star in door 8 of advent calendar
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
6 and 7 can both have 10/10 tbh bc they're great and new designs and tasty! I could penalise 6 for being a christmas pudding bc those are gross but i will choose not to be vindictive today
christmas pudding shaped chocolate on advent calender day 6star shaped chocolate on advent calendar day 7
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
what is UK mcdonalds when u cant have gluten or dairy
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Okay 5/10 bc HOW DID YOU MAKE IT THE EXACT SAME 2 DAYS IN A ROW
chocolate snowman on cabdurys advent calender door 4
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Snowman gets 7/10!! design is not as good but it's still super tasty
Snowman chocolate on cadburys advent calendar
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
10/10!!! Tasty chunky santa face with a good christmassy design!!
Santa face chocolate on door 2 of purple advent calendar
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Starting off with day 1: Strange Gingerbread man! Starting off strong with a 9/10. Very tasty and a decent amount of chocolate, with a christmassy theme. Only flaw is that the design is kind of ass and the gingerbread man is not at all happy... Looks like some kind of worm or hont dog face
Chocolate gingerbread man on purple cadburys advent calendar
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april @rosenexpectancy.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Hi gang im gonna be rating my advent calendar chocolates this year so we'll see how good they are!! The main factors are design, size and taste. I hope you enjoy!
Dairy Milk Advent Calender
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