Rory Bilmore @rorybilmore.bsky.social · 22/10/2025My ancestry dna updated and it turns out I am mostly Argentine and it’s blowing my mind 060
Reposted by Rory BilmoreKendyl Hanks @kendylhanks.bsky.social · 21/10/2025He is literally tearing down the White House—OUR House—for his own ego and amusement. Compare that with the hysterics over Obama’s tan suit. 0586
Rory Bilmore @rorybilmore.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Fit into a pair or pre pregnancy madewell jeans without having to do the lie down and zip move…my almond mom: “yeah but they look tight.” 😐 130
Rory Bilmore @rorybilmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Do all boomer almond moms talk about how filling half a croissant is or just mine? 010
Rory Bilmore @rorybilmore.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Lmao I breastfed my baby at a 3 Michelin star restaurant today and idk what my life is anymore. Oh yeah had a baby. 4130
Reposted by Rory BilmoreEd @notdred.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot 297223294621
Reposted by Rory BilmoreChris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 02/09/2025BREAKING: Trump, Hegseth violated the Posse Comitatus Act with their troop deployment to Los Angeles, Judge Charles Breyer rules after trial. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... 342832746
Reposted by Rory BilmoreBen @liztruss.bsky.social · 30/08/2025When Mrs Thatcher died, Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead went to number one in the UK. America, we can be so more more disrespectful 2522
Reposted by Rory BilmoreMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/08/2025I just checked Threads and even they’re getting in on the action. There are some ideas so beautiful that they manage to reach every corner of our balkanized internet. 341179104
Reposted by Rory Bilmoredarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 30/08/2025worth remembering that any time i say 'it is happening!' i am frying up a big batch of french fries for every body 26111662
Reposted by Rory Bilmoredarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 30/08/2025ah ok maybe he is just on the way to burning man i hear the traffic is always crazy there and they have just terrible internet service 25154388
Reposted by Rory BilmoreFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 30/08/2025when you die on the white house toilet you die in real life 102120237
Rory Bilmore @rorybilmore.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Breaking news: 35 year old gets engaged. Whatever. 🥱 010
Reposted by Rory BilmoreEric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 25/08/2025The U.S. almost pulled off a soft landing where Powell rose interest rates but didn't cause unemployment to rise.... then Donald Trump tariffs hit. www.cnbc.com/2025/08/25/c...cnbc.comCNBC Daily Open: All roads lead to Jerome PowellA glimpse of a shadow of a suggestion that the Fed might start lowering interest rates again was enough to send U.S. stocks surging and Treasury yields falling. 35716
Rory Bilmore @rorybilmore.bsky.social · 19/08/2025OMG apparently I do qualify for EU citizenship! Please send good vibes as I only have 2 months to get this done. 070
Reposted by Rory BilmoreNBC News @nbcnews.com · 17/08/2025Demonstrators gather around Washington, D.C.'s to protest the federal government's takeover. 40935280
Reposted by Rory Bilmorejen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 17/08/2025I hope this country is still standing when Fetty Wap gets out of prison in Feb 2027. 063
Rory Bilmore @rorybilmore.bsky.social · 17/08/2025I love my Stanley but ffs it sucks at not leaking 010
Reposted by Rory BilmoreLostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you” Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier” 169263606769
Reposted by Rory BilmoreAdam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 14/08/2025So hang on…. Trump is going to offer to open up FUKKIN ALASKA TO THE RUSSIANS?? Wow. Let’s see republicans defend this 139771572890
Rory Bilmore @rorybilmore.bsky.social · 13/08/2025The way people gloss over their fave billionaire pop star’s MAGA connections will never not be hilarious to me 050
Rory Bilmore @rorybilmore.bsky.social · 06/08/2025It took me a few years but I finally lost an AirPod RIP. 020
Reposted by Rory BilmoreChris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 01/08/2025We can play too. 4003372826
Reposted by Rory BilmoreCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 02/08/2025'I realized not being home is the best thing I could do for my family' is a hilarious thing to say out loud 3083692
Rory Bilmore @rorybilmore.bsky.social · 23/07/2025If I am on DND on Teams, take the hint and just send me an email… 060
Rory Bilmore @rorybilmore.bsky.social · 14/07/2025JD Vance sure does love vacationing in blue states, skiing in Vermont, Disneyland in California… 131
Reposted by Rory BilmoreAdam Isacson @adamisacson.com · 10/07/2025“It depends if you look Hispanic.” From Forbes: www.forbes.com/sites/stuart... 25568173071
Reposted by Rory BilmoreAsawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 12/07/2025😡 www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol... 🖕 🖕rollingstone.comTrump Thinks He Can Take Away Citizenship From Anyone He Doesn't LikeTrump says he wants to take away Rosie O’Donnell’s American citizenship after threatening Zohran Mamdani. 911377395
Rory Bilmore @rorybilmore.bsky.social · 12/07/2025That was some of the saddest tennis I’ve ever seen. Really feel for Anisimova, the crowd was pulling for her but she just ran out of gas. 040
Reposted by Rory BilmoreWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 10/07/2025I think this is the central challenge of defeating Trump. If we can develop the capacity to say “No, you’re lying, what you are actually doing is pursuing nakedly authoritarian aims for disgusting reasons,” we can beat him. If our institutions remain incapable of that, we’re doomed. 421734
Reposted by Rory Bilmorecitylifelove.bsky.social @citylifelove.bsky.social · 28/06/2025I struggle to have empathy for people who NOW regret voting for Trump. Your previous 2 votes and ideology is why we are here now. I’m sorry that NOW you regret it and appreciate you *hopefully* won’t do it again. But if you were ever in the internet they told us what was coming. And it’s happening. 082
Reposted by Rory BilmoreMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 28/06/2025It’s hard to think of a better encapsulation of the Democratic Party right now than a 13-post rationalization for why doing nothing is actually the smartest move. 442185453
Reposted by Rory BilmoreGovernor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 27/06/2025Stripping birthright citizenship from people born in this country goes against rights guaranteed in the Constitution. We must stand against unconstitutional actions and stand up for the fundamental rights granted to people in the United States of America. 831211095605
Reposted by Rory BilmoreBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 27/06/2025I really do think this might be the worst Supreme Court of all time, which is saying something for an institution that coexisted with slavery These motherfuckers are even worse imo bc they are *also* out here using antebellum reasoning and pursuing antebellum goals but well post bellum! 15666341364
Reposted by Rory BilmoreAnuj Ahooja @quillmatiq.com · 26/06/2025In the last five years, we've gone from "employees will never have to go into an office" to "employees need to be in the office because creative and innovative work can only be done face-to-face between humans" to "lol we don't need humans" 131291289
Reposted by Rory BilmoreMolly Coleman @mollycoleman.bsky.social · 27/06/2025“No right is safe in the new legal regime the Court creates.” –Justice Sonia Sotomayor. One of the most chilling sentences I have ever read. 183104194072
Reposted by Rory BilmoreEamonn Hart @eamonnhart.bsky.social · 27/06/2025That was quick. Kudos to these attorneys for being ready to go asap to protect their clients' (and indeed, all of our) rights. 544874
Reposted by Rory BilmoreJen @ladyjenpool.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen. 56109343683
Reposted by Rory BilmoreChris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 26/06/2025And then this shit just came out. When you’re making over $700k a year, gaining $12k is nothing. It’s a nice vacation, redoing the garage, giving a niece/nephew a car. When you’re making $23k a year, losing $1600 is “are we paying for food or for the house or for medical bills” territory. 202127584108
Rory Bilmore @rorybilmore.bsky.social · 25/06/2025So my dad could have gotten Spanish citizenship but bc he didn’t I am now stuck with a U.S. passport for the foreseeable future.media.tenor.coma woman in a black dress is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .ALT: a woman in a black dress is sitting in a chair and making a funny face . 230
Reposted by Rory BilmorePopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Look if anyone is an expert on getting obliterated it’s Pete Hegseth 351430148
Reposted by Rory Bilmore🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 25/06/2025At least Cuomo is going out doing what he craves most—being forcibly rejected by all the younger women in New York. 9726101
