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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 11h
Ukraine bombs a Russian data center and all the pro-Trump trolls on the internet go strangely quiet
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
For me it would be Metallica - Here Comes Revenge
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Very carefully when tape involved
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One million tons of diesel is less than two days of supply for the United States. This deal is nothing.
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Guys, 100,000 tons of diesel is roughly 700,000 barrels. This is absolutely nothing on the scale of national diesel use.
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hope Ukrainian drones find every drop of it on the way out
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Is It Too Much To Ask For Both?
ALT: Is It Too Much To Ask For Both?
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is either a questline or my shopping list.
Screenshot from Hellraiser Revival with listed objectives that include the acquisition of a spreader, paddle, and dildo.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Laser focused on preparedness.
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me: I need to finish this stupid report so I can go home Brain: Ok but have you considered doomscrolling Bluesky for 2 hours instead?
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I remember people talking about Ossoff was too friendly with corporate lobbyists and too centrist and he pushed out a more progressive candidate that somebody wanted for that seat and I absolutely believe now it was just disinformation. He's not perfect but he's way better than most.
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'd hold my nose and vote for a massive asshole if it means control of the Senate or avoiding losing it, unless it was some prick like Manchin who's just going to vote with Republicans anyway
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Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We are fans of this question! The "control of the Senate" number, incidentally, was also real high for Jackson voters in Maine
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm so glad these people put label their stupid internet-required appliances as "smart." It makes it that much easier to make sure I never buy one by accident.
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Same company that put DRM into coffee pods. Haven't gone near the brand ever since.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@Amtrak_CA

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson

@porkbelt

.@Amtrak_CA With all due respect, this is terrible advice for trains
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Good morning, everybody
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You guys, this morning my senator woke up and chose violence
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ossoff woke up this morning and chose violence
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Absolutely the fuck not
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This was literally him 20 years earlier
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the types of wedding speeches, a guide.
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Even the AI thinks that guy's a nut
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Conservative values" is now defined as ignoring crime and demanding the right to inspect the private bits of children
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rachel. Girl what are you doing.
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I didn't understand why people were laughing at a reference and searched it and that's why I now have "Bad Dragon" in my search history
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a take so hot, birds are falling from the sky
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A hit dog hollers
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The main issue I had was to learn to reverse how I hold my head when driving. I tended to lean back, which made the distance fuzzy because I was looking at the road through the wrong part of the lens, so I head to learn to stop doing that. I don't even notice anything at all now.
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dug into this a little and it turns out Amazon owns Twitch, which I didn't know. And I do watch follow a Twitch streamer whose entire personality is a catastrophically horny crush on Shadowheart.
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Actually how the fuck do they know I play BG3? I've never bought anything remotely related to it at amazon
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Busted
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Their github says it is a "clean room reimplementation", not a decompile. This is a competitor, not a copy.
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
same
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Actual fucking brainrot
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't think mandating that the parents of a teen discussing suicide should be alerted. The parents are often the reason why a teen is considering suicide in the first place.
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hmmm
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am a hyperintelligent shade of the color mauve
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The midterms are expected to be a bloodbath and maybe we'll get the Senate back and this fucker sees his chance to be the next Joe Manchin
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Queen
static.klipy.com
Paul Felder's UFC Entrance: Chest Thump & Raised Fist
ALT: Paul Felder's UFC Entrance: Chest Thump & Raised Fist
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If ChatGPT could somehow go to the office christmas party in my place, I'd 100% do it with zero qualms. I fucking hate parties and there's only so many funerals I can pretend I have to go to on whatever day they pick.
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't know who this person is that everybody's dragging but there are occasional social obligations that I hate but can't find a graceful way out of that I would absolutely hand over to an AI if that were an option
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When the Ford Maverick was released, internet preorders had to be closed the same day they opened for two years in a row. People want smaller vehicles, they just won't make them.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That blows my mind.
A microwaved hotdog contains more radiation than Chernobyl.
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
I just got straight murdered by this. Like it didn’t just attack me, I am now dead
A tweet:

Axe Murder
@mccarthyjames
all of my plans for the future involve me waking up tomorrow with a sudden sense of discipline and adherence to routine that i have never displayed even once in my life
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 05/10/2026
I wonder if they miss the days when they had diesel so cheap they could run massive trucker caravans against democrats.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I could have gone happily for the whole rest of my lifespan without seeing or hearing from Rahm Emanuel ever again, but here we are anyway
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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
GOP Grumpy Old Pedos
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