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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Don't forget the reason for the season.
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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 10/10/2026
biddy blas
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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✨Owl @ Light’s Legacy: A Norvrandt Fanzine✨ @owlboxes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Our receptionist’s first language is not English. Someone had to explain to her why this is not an office-appropriate name for a skeleton. 💀
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Sarah Tuttle @niais.cryptoanarchy.network · 08/10/2026
COULD IT BE THE UNMITIGATED HOMOPHOBIA AND GENDERED VIOLENCE UNDER A FASCIST REGIME?
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love ❤️
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 07/10/2026
Crow became accidentally important at work when all he wanted was to play with garbage.
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Mark Reel @markreel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Everything will work out
For you this October because 
You are hot and insane
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dreamin' @dreaminerryday.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(fucked something up) pretend i posted this yesterday
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Robogineer @robogineer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CRUMBUMS DNI #deadlock
rat king deadlock introducing you to his rat
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H (エイチ) @therealhanamaru.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
Guess I'll give -tober prompt list a try
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Herny @herny.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You know how this is gonna end #Jawlene
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roflos.bsky.social @roflos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I believe they are referring to psyllium husk aka Metamucil, lol.
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nagunkgunk @nagunkgunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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sephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
how about some good news: new cat just dropped!!!!
a photo of a small, spotted wild cat, with orange fur and brown circular markings, staring up with big golden eyes.Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years

A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.

This 10-year-old male tiger cat is the first of his species (named Leopardus tilcayo) known to science. He is approximately 18 inches from head to end of body and weighs only 3 pounds, making him smaller than the average domestic cat. This video was captured at the Senda Verde Animal Refuge in Bolivia’s Yungas region, where he currently resides.
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addaline @hikariposting.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
there are beautiful things in the world
photo of a postage sticker that says "GIRLS KISSING AAAAAAAA" stuck to a light signal pole
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Deb JJ Lee @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
witnessed something at dragon con I can’t get out of my head
Sketch of a Mike Myers cat in the hat cosplayer staring intently at a poster of a sexy Ring lady
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Man or Muppet @alyourpal27.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol
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skill issue
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
Elon Musk

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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend.
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even my friends don't text me back that fast
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This past week: CHINA: Announced the discovery of a probiotic that reverses diabetes. USA: Made up the name of a lake without any legal authority. CHINA: Invented EV battery with 600+ mile range. USA: Used AI to create silly video of a fake battle in unpopular war.
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Jean-Karlo @ventcard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I keep harping on this, but considering how much the peanut gallery complains about Japanese games "losing their Japanese identity" because of non-Japanese devs on their teams, Nasir Gebelli having been such a key part of Final Fantasy puts that to bed.
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PH @saddestbossista.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
im never topping this, this is my peak (old post)
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maddie raspberry ★ @othatsraspberry.com · 29/08/2026
my favorite comics are usually my stupidest
mgs pw comic
Chico, holding binoculars: "oh my god!!"
"el sasquatch!!" he says, looking at a familiar sasquatch-shaped sillouette
"oh..." he says upon realizing it's just big boss
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Void @prismaticvoid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
EMIYA Archer from the Fate series, with a text bubble pointing to the image below.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bedtime Story (repost)
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows an eldritch god, a skeletal possum like creature with large antlers, saying "I AM AS OLD AS THE FOREST ITSELF". 
Panel two shows a stick figure saying, "But you must have been a baby at some point?"
Panel three shows the eldritch god saying "Well. Yes."
Panel four shows a tiny eldritch baby sitting on a rock, his antlers just little twigs.
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TheShunbun @theshunbun.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The first drawing of my Dark Sun Yuan-Ti 💚
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Perfection
Fixed bug where cat was too round (He is rounder now) pictured chubby computer cat
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Madeleine Swann @madeleineswann.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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A news article shows headline "T Rex may have been smarter than you think" with writer's name circled, "Dino Grandoni"
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Hampus Viklander @spookystirfry.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Did not have time to colour them this weekend, but here's a lil hand cannon witch
Digital sketch of a witch with a large hat covering their entire face. In their right hand they wield a hand cannon with a long enough shaft to also work as a staff. In their left hand and around their hat are long lit rope fuses. Four cannonballs enscribed with pentagrams float around them.
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Resting Lich Face @paullicino.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
An increasingly pervasive element of modern life is having a machine in your home or a phone in your hand that is constantly trying to do things that you do not consent to.
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wrong play! @wrongplay.vip · 13/08/2026
there's still time 😎 sale continues until i remember to turn it off tomorrow
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CaroleOntheGo🇨🇦 @caroleonthego4u.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The President of the United States!
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Dr. El-Sayed puts it plainly: “ICE has nothing to do with immigration.” I agree completely.
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Jason @ orz club/owo @lazy-cameko.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Understandable www.reddit.com/r/Costco/s/W...
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From the Costco community on Reddit: Another Jumbo Capybara in the car pic.
Explore this post and more from the Costco community
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🥝Kiwi💥 @kiwikamikaze.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Inspired by a comment on the Unicorn Cinnamoroll I posted #Fanart #Meme #Sanrio
Cinnamoroll holding a pink jewel in his hand and floating menacingly behind Pompompurin while putting his hand on his shoulder and chuckling before uttering.. "you mean the chaos emeralds?..."
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 05/08/2026
Finally
Screenshot of Kermit the Frog in a tuxedo, from a Muppets Christmas special
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chevalier d'ely @ely.fyi · 02/08/2026
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Kettle @kittenstrudel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Elena Polishchuk, Monsieur Noir in the Yellow Room, oil on canvas, 2026
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn?  This is a real low point.
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Tuba Zef 🐟fishpersonshooter.com🐟 @tubazef.com · 30/07/2026
Heartbreaking: The Worst Social Network You Know Just Added a Great Feature
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ Shop update 10/24! 👻🧡 @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I love you Jimothy 🦝❤️ [ #cuteart #illustration ]
A cute, stylized illustration of “Jimothy,” a viral raccoon with short spine syndrome. He’s walking happily with colorful stars and lines around him in primary colors, along with the words “hold onto your whimsy.”
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I wouldn't kill a man for the United States, but I'd kill a man for a Fruitopia.
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ケースワベ【K-SUWABE】 @ksuwabe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
イグイーン #とんがり帽子のアトリエ
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jude paw picture diary 🔜 TFCON ORLANDO @judepaw.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
hatsune miku custody match today 😔
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
this should be on tv every single day
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Alpha Beta Gamer @alphabetagamer.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This is Flip-Flop Fury, a physics-based projectile steering indie game where you hurl footwear at despicable targets! Coming to Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3608830/... by indie dev @shapeshifterdgt.bsky.social
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/06/2026
“if you died nothing in my life would change”: a twitter exchange about a pizza “face god and walk backwards into hell”: a dril tweet about hollering at zoo animals “you cannot kill me in a way that matters”: a tumblr shitpost about mushrooms
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