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Rob Worth

@robworth.bsky.social
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A great philosopher once wrote, “Naughty, naughty, very naughty.” In a very particular order: publisher, editor, bass player, dad.

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Rob Worth @robworth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We’re going to rename the “nonfiction” genre – as in books. It shouldn’t be named as “it’s *not* made up”. It’s much more important and interesting than that (no shade at all on fiction!) But what should it be callled?
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Rob Worth @robworth.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Why don’t cash machines ever listen? Machine: Cash with receipt or cash only? Me: Cash only Machine: Do you want a receipt? Me: No. And I already said that. Machine: Please take your card and cash. And, of course, I printed a receipt for you. You’re welcome.
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Ghoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 22/07/2026
Please stop arguing about the historical accuracy of an adaptation of a book that has a cyclops and a couple of witches and some giants. I’m begging you.
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Rob Worth @robworth.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I’m going to read a poem a day out of Matthew Stewart’s collection Whatever You Do, Just Don’t. Mainly because as a parent with kids who are no longer little The Last Carry, spoke to me, and because I’ve been saying forever that I ought to read more poetry. Follow along or join me if you like.
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God @thegodshow.com · 21/07/2026
Seen in Philadelphia.
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Nick @finch4077.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
In the Great Hall of the Doges Palace in Venice are portraits of the Doges. One is just painted black. That is the one who tried to stage a coup and wreck the Venetian System. I think about that a lot when thinking about how history will view Trump.
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 25/06/2026
Cinemas are a ripoff
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it’s fully groan.
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Sir Almaviva @ilcontealmaviva.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My kingdom for a UK leader who will say "immigrants are a key part of our communities, they are our neighbours, friends, colleagues, partners. We will not tolerate racist and fascist violence against them" and who is willing to walk the walk of defending us. Without "legitimate concerns"-ing it.
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Rob Davies @byrobdavies.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
You can't "legitimate concerns" a pogrom.
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I am once again wondering whether "no, the legitimate concerns racists don't have a point, fuck off, they're racist" might have been a better way of combating the far right.
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Rob Worth @robworth.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
“When the cast all get sacked / And there’s no one to act / That’s Bolloré” Says, @nndroid.bsky.social on @ohgodwhatnow.bsky.social Unlike @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com I did enjoy that! 😆 Need to stop rewinding before I stretch the tape and spoil the podcast episode for everyone else.
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David Benedict @eggsbened.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
There are days when I miss being an editor. I loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.
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Rob Worth @robworth.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Why do writers change the base when comparing statistics. (And why do editors let them?) This: Fifty years ago, the disorder was said to affect 4 in 10,000 people, but today the worldwide average prevalence is 1 in 100. Is much clearer as:
Image of book text that reads:

Fifty years ago, the disorder was said to affect 4 in 10,000 people, but today the worldwide average prevalence is 1 in 100.
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Rob Worth @robworth.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I want a new button on my TV remote for whenever one of us muttered, “What’d s/he say?!” I’d hit the button and…
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
When children are shot in their classrooms, all politicians can offer are thoughts and prayers. When a shooting happens near them, they demand a $350 million golden ballroom to protect themselves.
Don't normalize a system that protects power more than it protects children.
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Rob Worth @robworth.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Bookseller : Can I help? Person browsing : Oh, yes! I’m trying to find particular book. Bookseller : Okay. Do you have the author or title? Person : No … but it’s yellow …?
Bookshop window with a display of many varied books that are all yellow.
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
the types of podcasts: a guide
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
#Brexit Reality check...😧 Yet Labour still supports staying out. Unlike the Green Party BTW.
Brexit now costs the UK £850 million a week
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Rob Worth @robworth.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Me: Err, you haven’t sent my order from two months ago. Retailer: Oops, sorry. We’ll send that now. Me: Okaaaay Retailer: And to make amends we’ll give you some money off … Me: :-) Retailer: … your next order with us! Me: :-/
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Happy Gary Retrograde everyone! The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67
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Amber Woods @amberspeaks.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
A cartoon from the 1950’s that’s more relevant than ever 💔
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Arthur Snell @snellarthur.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
ngl, I'd have thought you don't want your atomic clocks to speed up. www.gov.uk/government/n...
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Trial speeds up next generation of atomic clocks
Dstl’s trial has supported the development of next‑generation atomic clocks for the UK’s defence needs.
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Shawn Braley @shawnbraley.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Rob Worth @robworth.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Inevitable post on the street WhatsApp group: “Can anyone recommend a GasSafe engineer to do a boiler service who also has a PhD in particle physics?”
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Rob Worth @robworth.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Language changes for better and worse. Better is when we get new words that help communicate new ideas or finer nuances. Worse is when nuance of meaning is lost. Eg when “epicentre” just comes to mean “centre”. People just throw around “epicentre” because it sounds cleverer than “centre”.
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Rob Worth @robworth.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
PING, PING, PING goes my phone. 😡 If the school sends an email with a letter why is there always someone who feels the need to post that same letter to both the year group WhatsApp group and the class WhatsApp group? We all got it on email already!
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Rob Worth @robworth.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Maybe not the best book to read while at my kids’ swimming lessons.
POV: Hand holds a copy of the book ‘The Jaws Log’ in front of an empty swimming pool.
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Rob Worth @robworth.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
My new favourite word: mulct verb (with object) Extract money from (someone) by fine or taxation.
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Nic Sampson @nicsampson.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
“So your new carol is just eight verses of you demanding figgy pudding with increasing hostility.” “That’s right.” “And it’s called We Wish You A Merry Christmas?” “Yes” “Buts it not really about Christmas is it? It’s mostly about figgy—“ “—figgy pudding yeah.”
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Every ad now
[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]

JANET:
Ugh...

LIZ:
What's up?

JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!

LIZ:
Have you tried...

AI peas?

JANET:
AI peas?

LIZ:
They're peas with AI!

[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].

LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas

JANET:
What

LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]

Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?

[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]

LIZ:

Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine

[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]

LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!

JANET:
What

LIZ:
Shut up

LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow

From opening the bag of peas

to boiling the peas

to eating the peas

To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.

JANET:
Is it really necessary to-

LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET

[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:

AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.

[Ends]
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Rob Worth @robworth.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen: - Sungazer @adamneely.bsky.social - Cory Wong - REM - Keith Jarrett - Oscar Peterson
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Rob Worth @robworth.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
There’s gonna be a queue up there!
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Rob Worth @robworth.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I’ve never had products on my hair at the barber. But when they offer, “Do you want stuff on your hair?” I wish they would sell it a little better. “Stuff”? No, thanks!
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Gareth @garethw1.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
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ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
The piss tank on the ISS is now 47% full.
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Rob Worth @robworth.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
@jonathanfreedland.bsky.social I always tune in to Politics Weekly America. I wonder whether it might be more interesting to have the guest bring their own “What else?” question so you get their insight. Worth a try?
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Rob Worth @robworth.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Grab bags! I don’t want to by three times more crisps than I can eat. I just want a person sized packet of crisps, please.
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Rob Worth @robworth.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
You know you buy too many books when you pick one you forgot you bought and it can’t have been long ago coz it was on top of the pile. Looking forward to a good choice by me: Fancy Bear Goes Phishing: The Dark History of the Information Age, in Five Extraordinary Hacks by @scottjshapiro.bsky.social
Cover of book:

Fancy Bear Goes Phishing: The Dark History of the Information Age, in Five Extraordinary Hacks by Scott J. Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
🧵 THREAD: Why the Cato Institute’s new paper on “misinformation panic” is dangerously wrong, and why it completely misunderstands the real crisis we face. www.cato.org/policy-analy...
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The Misleading Panic over Misinformation
People can’t agree on how to define misinformation and its related terms, making regulation nearly impossible. Instead, free expression serves as a better tool for discovering truth.
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sianushka.bsky.social @sianushka.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I want it scrapped but please for the love of god, it's the two child tax credit cap, not child benefit cap. Child benefit is a separate benefit to child tax credits. The latter is capped to two children since 2017 and must be scrapped.
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Rob Worth @robworth.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
#English you need learn
Sign outside a cafe that reads “#WAFFLE YOU WAITING FOR”.
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Rob Worth @robworth.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
@mitchbenn.bsky.social I remember seeing you doing this gag live somewhere near Fleet Street in 1999 / 2000 / 2001 – a long time ago anyway. The oldies are the goodies!
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All The Right Movies @alltherightmovies.com · 27/02/2025
Richard Donner told this great moustache-related story about working with GENE HACKMAN on Superman.
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Rob Worth @robworth.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
“Just a cold, hard Mexican ceramic tile.”
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ZenArchie @zenarchie.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
What a #German #hospital team in #Darmstadt would look like without their #migrant colleagues #FCKAFD #MigrantsWelcome
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Peter Murphy @peterwmurphy1.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
For Maths fans, 2025 is a square. 45² = 45 x 45 = 2025 Also, 9² x 5² = 2025 40² + 20² + 5² = 2025 My favourite? 1³+2³+3³+4³+5³+6³+7³+8³+9³ = 2025 #Mathematics #teaching #education
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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Nate Rogers @naterogers.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
In one of the strangest chapters of my life, I spent several months in the trenches of Big Headlight, looking to understand just how and why headlights became brighter than the sun. Answers, graphs, penis sketches—it's all here, on the brand new Ringer site: www.theringer.com/2024/12/03/t...
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Asleep at the Wheel in the Headlight Brightness Wars
The crusade against bright headlights has picked up speed in recent years, in large part due to a couple of Reddit nerds. Could they know what’s best for the auto industry better than the auto industr...
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