Reposted by Rob PalkJamie Douglass @jamesldouglass.bsky.social · 2hseventy Morland Specials a day ("Bond was aiming for sixty a day and missing by about ten") and a diet of strong coffee and scrambled eggs. Doesn't bear thinking about 031
Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 2hJames Bond really doesn't poo as much as his diet and nicotine/booze/caffeine consumption would lead you to expect 5200
Reposted by Rob PalkRichard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 3hIn talks about edits and cover designs and fonts and subtitles and foreign rights and yes yes yes THIS BOOK IS COMING 8455
Reposted by Rob PalkGareth Edwards @garethe68.bsky.social · 3hApparently, Ringo described him as the sort of bloke who'd sell your bottled piss. 051
Reposted by Rob PalkRick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 9hI want to hear more about the second of these writing sessions 391197235
Reposted by Rob PalkPaul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 7hAll of Journalist Bluesky is lamenting that we don't have 'characters' like this anymore so yeah, seems like a given 031
Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 7hJeffrey Archer is going to be one of those people about whom Much Worse Stuff comes out shortly after rigor mortis sets in, isnt he 7241
Reposted by Rob PalkRob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I reckon you should all pre order the new improved Animal Lovers www.amazon.co.uk/Animal-Lover...amazon.co.ukAnimal LoversBuy Animal Lovers 2 by Palk, Rob (ISBN: 9781784634223) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders. 377
Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Feel free to buy the new revised edition! I'll get paid for that :) amzn.eu/d/00TIOMHVamzn.euAnimal Lovers: Amazon.co.uk: Palk, Rob: 9781784634223: BooksBuy Animal Lovers 2 by Palk, Rob (ISBN: 9781784634223) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders. 110
Reposted by Rob PalkPaul Oswell @pauloswell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Excellent find in one of my home town’s many charity shops (sorry, @robpalk.bsky.social I owe you a royalty contribution) 201
Reposted by Rob PalkRobin Baker @robinalexbaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Of course, the first time I saw this video, I had no idea that Madhur Jaffrey was rapping with Zohran Mamdani (aka Mr Cardamom). About as probable as Mary Berry rapping with a young Andy Burnham. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQVs...youtube.comMr. Cardamom - Nani (starring Madhur Jaffrey)YouTube video by Mr. Cardamom 084
Reposted by Rob PalkDr Florence H R Scott @florencehrscott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Isaac and his uncle @robpalk.bsky.social teaching each other to walk ❤️ 1141
Reposted by Rob PalkRichard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yes. YES. bsky.app/profile/rsmy... 001
Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I don't know why these two pleasant talented men raise my class resentment hackles so much, but they do 150
Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just saw a children's book written by Robert McFarlane and Johnny Flynn, for if you want your child to grow up to be a landlord 360
Reposted by Rob PalkChris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Etruscan dude feeding scraps to his kitteh (from the recent Etruscan exhibit at the Legion of Honor in SF) 711119
Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Does he go round the Vatican to play on his scalextric or is it more casual 080
Reposted by Rob PalkRónán Hession @ronanhession.bsky.social · 03/10/2026True story: my brother is friends with the Pope. 172
Reposted by Rob PalkDaniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026when the Pope blocks you on Bluesky that officially counts as an excommunication from the Roman Catholic Church 092
Reposted by Rob PalkBenny Brycheiniog @cupking11.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Pope loves telling you what he thinks about this TotP act from 1993. 021
Reposted by Rob PalkRick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The pope owns more than one book by James O’Brien. 111
Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The pope points out every year that actually St George was Turkish 3141
Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Pope is still wearing a mask everywhere and thinks lockdown should never have stopped, and that this is eugenics or genocide in some way bsky.app/profile/werb... 160
Reposted by Rob PalkWerbeniuk @werbenuik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Pope spent April 2020 posting about how lockdown in the UK was a joke and should be more like China where they were doing it properly. 031
Reposted by Rob PalkRRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 03/10/2026From the very start, Bibendum fucked 1121
Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The pope spends loads of time correctly criticising social media etc but really objects to any govt attempts to regulate it 381
Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The pope had to spend a fortnight pretending to give a shit what Macklemore thinks about anything 1140
Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The pope gets a nigh-on sexual thrill from reminding people to use Alt-Text 3211
Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The pope says "normal island" every time something happens in Britain even if it is happening in loads of other countries as well 2332
Reposted by Rob PalkDaniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026the pope has an alt account where he posts drawing of anthropomorphic animals engaged in graphic sex acts, also he's Brazilian for some reason 151
Reposted by Rob PalkChris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The pope is going to argue with this joke as if you were making a serious point. 141
Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The pope is going to say that all art is essentially political then sit back with a look on his face like he's just blown our minds 2303
Reposted by Rob PalkDaniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026great minds bsky.app/profile/flig... 051
Reposted by Rob PalkRónán Hession @ronanhession.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Or that the real data centres are libraries. 061
Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Next he'll post about how sometimes its good to speak ill of the dead 5190
Reposted by Rob PalkIndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Is it because the CW scam industry has already cleaned out the market of wannabe novelists? 021