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Rob Palk

@robpalk.bsky.social
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I write novels. www.saltpublishing.com/products/the…

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Jamie Douglass @jamesldouglass.bsky.social · 2h
seventy Morland Specials a day ("Bond was aiming for sixty a day and missing by about ten") and a diet of strong coffee and scrambled eggs. Doesn't bear thinking about
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 2h
James Bond really doesn't poo as much as his diet and nicotine/booze/caffeine consumption would lead you to expect
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Richard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 3h
In talks about edits and cover designs and fonts and subtitles and foreign rights and yes yes yes THIS BOOK IS COMING
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Gareth Edwards @garethe68.bsky.social · 3h
Apparently, Ringo described him as the sort of bloke who'd sell your bottled piss.
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 3h
(Jeffrey Archer innit)
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 3h
The Beatles loved being photographed with obvious wrong uns
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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 9h
I want to hear more about the second of these writing sessions
Jeffrey Archer, former
Conservative politician and novelist, dies aged 86
Publisher says author died peacefully at home
'between writing sessions'
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 3h
I'm assuming a couple of murders, at a step or two's remove
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 6h
Lol I'd forgotten this insane detail
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 7h
All of Journalist Bluesky is lamenting that we don't have 'characters' like this anymore so yeah, seems like a given
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 7h
Jeffrey Archer is going to be one of those people about whom Much Worse Stuff comes out shortly after rigor mortis sets in, isnt he
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 7h
Really hope you enjoy!
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I reckon you should all pre order the new improved Animal Lovers www.amazon.co.uk/Animal-Lover...
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Animal Lovers
Buy Animal Lovers 2 by Palk, Rob (ISBN: 9781784634223) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Feel free to buy the new revised edition! I'll get paid for that :) amzn.eu/d/00TIOMHV
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Animal Lovers: Amazon.co.uk: Palk, Rob: 9781784634223: Books
Buy Animal Lovers 2 by Palk, Rob (ISBN: 9781784634223) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.
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Paul Oswell @pauloswell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Excellent find in one of my home town’s many charity shops (sorry, @robpalk.bsky.social I owe you a royalty contribution)
The book cover of the novel Animal Lovers by Rob Palk, a silhouette of protestors against a yellow background
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Robin Baker @robinalexbaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Of course, the first time I saw this video, I had no idea that Madhur Jaffrey was rapping with Zohran Mamdani (aka Mr Cardamom). About as probable as Mary Berry rapping with a young Andy Burnham. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQVs...
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Mr. Cardamom - Nani (starring Madhur Jaffrey)
YouTube video by Mr. Cardamom
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This evening's viewing 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Dr Florence H R Scott @florencehrscott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Isaac and his uncle @robpalk.bsky.social teaching each other to walk ❤️
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Its possible his handsomeness adds to my ressentiment
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Richard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes. YES. bsky.app/profile/rsmy...
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't know why these two pleasant talented men raise my class resentment hackles so much, but they do
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just saw a children's book written by Robert McFarlane and Johnny Flynn, for if you want your child to grow up to be a landlord
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tweet from @topherflorence

peanuts is a cool comic cause the babies are always unsupervised in a dirt field saying stuff like "suffering is the cantaloupe in the fruit salad of life" and then the dog does a skateboard trick
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shunday reading 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Etruscan dude feeding scraps to his kitteh (from the recent Etruscan exhibit at the Legion of Honor in SF)
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Does he go round the Vatican to play on his scalextric or is it more casual
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Rónán Hession @ronanhession.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
True story: my brother is friends with the Pope.
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Haha
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Pope:
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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
when the Pope blocks you on Bluesky that officially counts as an excommunication from the Roman Catholic Church
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StephenC @cnehpets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Pope has Never Kissed A Tory
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Benny Brycheiniog @cupking11.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Pope loves telling you what he thinks about this TotP act from 1993.
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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The pope owns more than one book by James O’Brien.
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The pope points out every year that actually St George was Turkish
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Pope is still wearing a mask everywhere and thinks lockdown should never have stopped, and that this is eugenics or genocide in some way bsky.app/profile/werb...
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Werbeniuk @werbenuik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Pope spent April 2020 posting about how lockdown in the UK was a joke and should be more like China where they were doing it properly.
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nails and broken glass
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
From the very start, Bibendum fucked
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The pope spends loads of time correctly criticising social media etc but really objects to any govt attempts to regulate it
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The pope had to spend a fortnight pretending to give a shit what Macklemore thinks about anything
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The pope gets a nigh-on sexual thrill from reminding people to use Alt-Text
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The pope says "normal island" every time something happens in Britain even if it is happening in loads of other countries as well
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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the pope has an alt account where he posts drawing of anthropomorphic animals engaged in graphic sex acts, also he's Brazilian for some reason
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The pope is going to argue with this joke as if you were making a serious point.
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The pope is going to say that all art is essentially political then sit back with a look on his face like he's just blown our minds
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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
great minds bsky.app/profile/flig...
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Rónán Hession @ronanhession.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Or that the real data centres are libraries.
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Next he'll post about how sometimes its good to speak ill of the dead
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bluesky-ass pope
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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is it because the CW scam industry has already cleaned out the market of wannabe novelists?
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