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roguelikes, dungeon crawlers, and IF 🦇 basketball 🦇 fake grindcore 🦇 Battletech 🦇 miniature painting 🦇 skateboarding 🦇 former: Managing Editor: First Person Scholar 🦇 they/them 🦇🍷⚰️

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No Escape from the Tyranny of Virtue 🏴🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @noescapevg.com · 02/10/2026
"We ask that you stop treating rape as an individual mistake, pathology, deviance, or 'sin' to be redeemed from, and recognize it as the structure of power and hierarchy that it is."
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Thirty-One Theses: A Manifesto
Judith’s Dagger Thirty-One Theses: A Manifesto Toward an Anarcha-Transfeminist, Youth Liberationist, Anti-Racist, Anti-Rapist Prison Abolitionism August 21,...
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Overhype Studios (MENACE / Battle Brothers) @overhypestudios.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The next big update for MENACE will overhaul mission selection. Today's dev diary covers where the current system falls short, and how each aspect of it will be reworked to provide players with more agency in their runs. store.steampowered.com/news/app/243…
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 01/10/2026
It will never not be fucked up how Nathalie was treated and continues to be treated by this industry.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met
Still from the television show What We Do in the Shadows showing Laszlo speaking. Text reads "he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."
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Failbetter Games | Wishlist Mandrake on Steam! @failbettergames.com · 30/09/2026
We're hiring! We're looking for a Writer and Narrative Designer to join the Fallen London team at a senior or mid level. This position is permanent, remote, and full time, which for us means 35 hours a week. #GamesJobs
Night. The House of Chimes - a tower which you might immediately think of as Big Ben - is adrift in the River Thames. It still seems to be keeping time. In the background, a large, alien building looms over the city of London.
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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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Leigh Alexander @leighalexander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
2009. you have no idea what it was like to be internet games famous in the before times
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ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip · 28/09/2026
Holy moly, one year just zipped by.
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Nintendo Life @nintendolife.com · 27/09/2026
Book Review: Aliens: The Video Games - A Detailed Dive Into Xeno Adaptations (Repost)
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Book Review: Aliens: The Video Games - A Detailed Dive Into Xeno Adaptations
I admire its purity
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Roguelike Radio @roguelikeradio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Roguelike Radio episode 174: Marvel Snap www.roguelikeradio.com/2026/09/epis...
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Episode 174: Marvel Snap
We discuss Marvel Snap, with Andrew Doull , Rob Parker and Lauren Whatevs .
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ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip · 25/09/2026
ZeroRanger goes so hard.
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 25/09/2026
You can say these movies are about post-9/11 fears over the randomness of violence, and infiltration of crime in suburban/rural spaces anxieties, that they were inspired by the Manson family, etc., etc., etc.... No, these movies are about how terrible white guys ruin beautiful sad women's lives.
Christina Hendricks ready to jump out of a moving car as her terrible husband looks at her with a completely lost expression and asks "Seriously, what's queef?" in The Strangers: Prey at Night
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Dr Holly Nielsen @hollynielsen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s making me so happy to see people posting about their Thousand Hells experiences - I love it!! Tell me about your stories and how your heists went, I want to hear it all
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ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip · 25/09/2026
That wraps up our first custom rules match. Just swiped every dial to the right (inadvertently nerfing kings and also making a lot of specialists laughably useless). Basically anyone who got an Admiral/Tycoon/Tinkerer had everyone at their mercy. Fun experiment, at any rate.
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ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip · 24/09/2026
this game has truly gone off the rails (as I'd hoped)
a screenshot of Subterfuge. You can see the overlapping sentry ranges across the upper-left corner. At the top of the screenshot is Serenity, held by Olive (Joe). It has 355 subs on it. Directly south of it is El-Farolito, occupied by Beige (Nick motherfucking Capozzoli) who is streaming a maddening series of attacks, 6 subs at a time, almost precisely 10 minutes apart.

And, as a delightful bit of whimsy in this unhinged tableau, we have a single driller departing Serenity to another outpost. It has been renamed by Joe to have the laughing while crying emoji as its moniker, which appears below it in the game. 

It feels as though perhaps, in this hellish intertwining of undersea violence, one soul has found freedom, peace, and perhaps a little joy (at least until it dies upon the shields of Nautilus).
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Chris Bratt @chrisbratt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In recent years, the media has quietly begun to change the way in which it writes about Bobby Kotick, the former CEO of Activision Blizzard. PMG investigates how Kotick used the threat of defamation to reshape his legacy in the games business, one article at a time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKwp...
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Inside Bobby Kotick's Campaign Against the Press
YouTube video by People Make Games
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ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip · 24/09/2026
we used to live in a society
A screenshot of a between-mission screen from MissionForce: CyberStorm. It features a bunch of very strange pilot faces.

Directive: Main Synthetic Intelligence, Unitech Command.
Orientation seminar, Central BioVat Storage Facility, 0200 hours. Agenda: an overview of the Base Genetic Matrix inventory and sequencing protocol for Bioderm generation.
Excerpt: OMAG intervie 10:05:38 with Herc Commander (BL) Frank Tarsus: "They say it's an honor to have your genes selected for the BGM bank... I say it's crap. WE never really die. Imagine an army of meat-robots, jacked-up, bio-linked, and wearing your face... All being ordered around by young greenhorns fresh from mommy's teat... sounds like someone's idea of Hell, if you ask me..."
Excerpt: Transcript 07:50:00 from Central Biovat Storage Facility emergency meeting (Dr. W. Gibson, Director): "...(This information) is crucial to us. The Cybrids have never been interested in the Bioderms before. If the Cybrids have taken BGM samples, we must assume they are studying them for strategic weaknesses. If they have some other purpose, I'm afraid to know what it is..."
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ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip · 24/09/2026
man, the pilot photos for MissionForce: CyberStorm really take me back
a very normal looking pilot from MissionForce: CyberStorm
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Andrew Doull @andrewdoull.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I haven’t said this clearly enough, but thanks to a suggestion from a player, the latest update to Sixty Years in Space has now pushed it into the “really cool game” zone which I’m actively proud of. Now to get the supplements to the same level. half-apress.itch.io/60-years-in-...
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60 Years in Space by half-a.press
Solo or coop hard sci-fi space sim
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 23/09/2025
CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.
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ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip · 23/09/2026
ughh... colonel. i'm trying to sneak around but it's bi visibility day and my ambiguous vibes keep alerting the guards
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 23/09/2026
Oh this is going to be such a useful screenshot
Sheldon the egg with feet from Garfield standing on a pastel geometric background with the words "Remember when Trust & Safety Aaron got busted liking barely legal teen porn?"
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ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip · 23/09/2026
It's bi visibility day. Time to take some extra precautions.
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Ghost in the Shell Anime - Jojo Gif
Alt: Ghost in the Shell thermoptic camo at work.
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ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip · 23/09/2026
lmao true
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Andrew Doull @andrewdoull.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Submarine says
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ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip · 23/09/2026
Gene Hackman from Crimson Tide on the comms of the USS Alabama, speaking very calmly about normal stuff.
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BONAVENTURE: Ah, yes, “DO NOT WANT,” a meme proliferated in the mid-00s as a sort of precursor for modern reaction images. THEODORA: I would hear more. TOBIAS: Oohhhh you’re gonna love this one boss
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ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip · 22/09/2026
I hadn't thought about that and now a new thing to unpack with my therapist: I quit Marvel Snap when I realized I was in a toxic relationship with it, but signed up for several Subterfuge matches within weeks of playing one where I was having panic attacks every few hours.
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 22/09/2026
2026 top 10 non-fiction contender for sure
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ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip · 22/09/2026
Nick why
Nick Capozzoli has been launching 6 subs every ten minutes. For several hours. It looks like a submarine caterpillar.
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ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip · 22/09/2026
Nearly four hours of this. Nick Capozzoli is a menace.
Nick has been launching 6 subs in subterfuge every 10 minutes for most of the evening. I get a notification each time.
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ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip · 21/09/2026
YOOOO CONGRATS! They're so lucky to have you.
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ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip · 21/09/2026
I'm a little surprised at how many games I signed up for considering how obliterated I felt in July.
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ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip · 21/09/2026
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
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ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip · 21/09/2026
July 2025: Summertime Schemes & Stabs. Also not anonymous. I was having panic attacks every twelve hours because of real life stuff. I wanted to resign every time I opened the app for the last 3 days of the game. Glad I stuck it out. I may be in boat hell, but I'm in there with beings of pure light.
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ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip · 21/09/2026
September 2025: Stockton Rush Memorial Throwdown. Not anonymous! A shocker!
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ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip · 21/09/2026
Early November 2025: What We Do in the Shallows. Also anonymous.
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ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip · 21/09/2026
November 2025: No NAP November. We were on a bit of an anonymous game kick for a while.
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ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip · 21/09/2026
Alright a thread of some Subterfuge games that I couldn't export in the past. This was from March 2026: The Tides Keep Ever Marching On and On. This was an anonymous game, so I'm not sure who was actually in it aside from the usual suspects. I'll add earlier games to this as I have free time.
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ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip · 21/09/2026
Subterfuge has restored the ability to export videos of completed games (it was barely functional and only on iOS before). Seems solid.
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Bryan Young @swankmotron.com · 20/09/2026
Here's a look at the interior art of the Japanese MechWarrior RPG from the '80s.
The MechWarrior RPG from Japan
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 18/09/2026
Easy recommendation if you like classic Wizardry-style dungeon crawlers. Imagine Wizardry, only instead of medieval, it's set in '70s Japan and you're running an incredibly sketchy company hiring the desperate, foolish and weird to go on treasure-hunting expeditions into a very cursed labyrinth.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Lament configuration explained Lament configuration refund Lament configuration reddit Can you be turned gay for knives Lament configuration woke Reverse gay knife puzzles
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Dissonance @mothlands.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yesterday I tried out Thousand Hells: The Underworld Heists and found it to be an intriguing text-based rpg. What’s more, it is built around a trait system and is clearly inspired by modern tabletop RPGs like Blades in the Dark. store.steampowered.com/app/3794210/...
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Thousand Hells: The Underworld Heists on Steam
Recruit your team, choose your path, and descend into hell. Four heroes must overcome the trials of the underworlds in tactical narrative encounters. A new systemic storybook experience blending mytho...
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 14/09/2026
They should make a ska rhythm action game where you have to move on the off beat
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ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip · 14/09/2026
grim
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 14/09/2026
It's TIME! TO! GET! HYPE! Today, I get to proudly unveil Steam Hype, the project I've been working on with the help of @hookshot.media for the past two and a half months. A new PC gaming site which aims to demystify PC gaming, cut through the 100+ daily releases and spotlight indies as much as AAA
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Steam Hype
Steam Hype is your go-to destination for discovering the latest, greatest, and most talked-about games on Steam.
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No Escape from the Tyranny of Virtue 🏴🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @noescapevg.com · 13/09/2026
I sat on my Final Fantasy Resonance thoughts like an egg and this is what hatched noescapevg.com/first-impres...
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First Impressions: Final Fantasy Resonance
Final Fantasy: Brave Exvius sat on my phone for about six years and I don’t think I ever once opened it. This is a pretty common fate for most of the RPG-shaped gacha games I’ve downloa…
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